Pathetic.
Here's the stats that matter (or don't matter in our case):
Robins record as of May 28, 2063: 16-36
Winning percentage: .308
One-run game record: 8-14
Games out of first: 18
Mental state of OOTP GM: 1110011001101100000001
Mental state of real life GM: Frustrated
Areas needing improvement: All
Favorite player of real life GM: Ryan Harmon
Reason for being the favorite: Signed for peanuts and is pitching lights out (324 ERA+)
Meaning of ERA+: No idea. But it's high, and I think that's good in this instance.
Favorite player of OOTP GM: Every player on the opposing teams
Plum Island Robisquitos record: 33-19
Players labeled as HOT on Plum Island: Seven
Level of insanity of seeing seven players HOT on one team: High
Players who should be called up to Cobble Hill from Plum Island: Three
Why are they not being called up: They're young and Cobble Hill sucks donkey tit
Robisquito player who needs to start developing quick: Ramón Buettner (Age 24; POT 8/7/10; Current 5/5/4)
Player most likely to be sent to the bowels within a facility on Plum Island: Ramón Buettner
Robins #1 draft pick in 2063: Claudio Confer
Favorite ice cream flavor of real life GM: Black Licorice
Favorite name of a stripper real life GM has enjoyed watching: Black Licorice
Percent accuracy of last answer: 0%
Actual name of stripper: Stephanie
Below is some blabber I did on the discord forums:
