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2038, Sim Complete and Upcoming Events

Last post by recte44 « Wed May 22, 2019 8:41 am
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by recte44 » Sun Mar 03, 2019 7:49 pm » in League Announcements
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Sim #25 Complete!
FPL Roster Selection Due! See How to Guide HERE

CALENDAR IS UPDATED:

Next Sim:
FPL Roster Selection Deadline and Sim #26...
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Wed May 22, 2019 8:41 am
2037-2038 Offseason Compensation Thresholds

Last post by Ted « Sat Mar 02, 2019 11:20 am
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by aaronweiner » Fri Mar 01, 2019 2:00 pm » in League Announcements

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Type A Batters: 3.2 WAR
Type B Batters: 1.6 WAR

Type A Starting Pitchers: 4.5 WAR
Type B Starting Pitchers: 3.1 WAR

Type A Relievers: 1.5 WAR
Type...

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Sat Mar 02, 2019 11:20 am

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2038-24: Talons Reverse Self Imposed Trade Boycott, Make Some

Last post by ae37jr « Tue May 14, 2019 7:08 pm
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by jiminyhopkins » Tue May 14, 2019 1:20 pm

Phoenix, AZ--

The Talons, after swearing they wouldn't make any trades, proceeded to make some.

The first two deals were minor. The Talons needed a...

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Last post by ae37jr
Tue May 14, 2019 7:08 pm
2038-23: Talons Announce General Error

Last post by Ted « Tue May 07, 2019 1:40 am
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by jiminyhopkins » Sun May 05, 2019 1:40 pm

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Phoenix, AZ--

General Error
SQL ERROR

Expression #3 of SELECT list is not in GROUP BY clause and contains nonaggregated column...

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Last post by Ted
Tue May 07, 2019 1:40 am
2038-22: Talons Make Post in New Forum, Immediately Get Attacked by Irate Users

Last post by RonCo « Tue Apr 30, 2019 11:32 pm
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by jiminyhopkins » Tue Apr 30, 2019 7:04 pm

Phoenix, AZ--

The Talons Social Media and Electronic Messaging Department got a rude awakening today when trying to post on a new BBA discussion...

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Last post by RonCo
Tue Apr 30, 2019 11:32 pm
2038-21: The Talons Think That You People Are Taking This Shit Too Seriously

Last post by Ted « Sun Apr 28, 2019 12:14 pm
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by jiminyhopkins » Fri Apr 26, 2019 7:53 pm

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Phoenix, AZ - -

The Talons have been surprised about the amount and disposition of a lot of the posts on the forum recently. We realize that...

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Last post by Ted
Sun Apr 28, 2019 12:14 pm
2038-20: Talons Can Only be Bothered to Check the Forum When They Get the Sim Complete Email

Last post by recte44 « Tue Apr 23, 2019 11:09 am
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by jiminyhopkins » Wed Apr 17, 2019 3:09 pm

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Phoenix, AZ --

The Talons don't care anymore. One of the best teams in the BBA has, in effect, checked out .

Oh sure, just a couple sims ago they...

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Last post by recte44
Tue Apr 23, 2019 11:09 am
2038-19: Talons Are Wondering How Long a Headline Can Be For a Post, Because it Seems to Be Allowing Longer Headlines La

Last post by RonCo « Mon Apr 08, 2019 7:07 pm
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by jiminyhopkins » Mon Apr 08, 2019 6:51 pm

Phoenix, AZ--

So what's gone well for the Talons so far in 2038? Plenty.

For some reason, Charlie Iron-Knife is leading the JL in ERA. Or he would,...

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Last post by RonCo
Mon Apr 08, 2019 7:07 pm
2038-18: 2nd in Power Rankings, 2nd Best Farm: Have we Reached 'Peak Talons'?

Last post by RonCo « Wed Apr 03, 2019 8:22 pm
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by jiminyhopkins » Wed Apr 03, 2019 8:09 pm

Phoenix, AZ--

The Talons are flying high right now. Yes, it's only May, but the club currently holds the best record in the BBA. They are ranked...

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Last post by RonCo
Wed Apr 03, 2019 8:22 pm
2038-17: Scandal Erupts in Phoenix!

Last post by Ted « Tue Mar 19, 2019 7:28 pm
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by jiminyhopkins » Tue Mar 19, 2019 1:42 pm

Daytona Beach, FL--

Spring camp was buzzing today as new developments involving the Talons have everyone talking. No, we're not talking about Voitto...

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Last post by Ted
Tue Mar 19, 2019 7:28 pm
2038-14: Talons Season Preview Series: Rotation

Last post by RonCo « Sun Mar 17, 2019 10:34 am
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by jiminyhopkins » Sun Mar 17, 2019 12:29 am

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Welp, here it is. The Starting Rotation article. A source of much pain and consternation amongst Talons fans recently, an article about the rotation...

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Last post by RonCo
Sun Mar 17, 2019 10:34 am
2038-15: Talons Season Preview Series: Relievers

Last post by Ted « Sun Mar 17, 2019 1:23 am
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by jiminyhopkins » Sun Mar 17, 2019 12:33 am

The Phoenix bullpen spelled relief in a big way last season. Now, with decidedly less VODAK, can they maintain that success?

ML Relievers:...

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Sun Mar 17, 2019 1:23 am
2038-16: Talons Season Preview Series: Closer

Last post by Ted « Sun Mar 17, 2019 1:21 am
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by jiminyhopkins » Sun Mar 17, 2019 12:37 am

And finally, the closer. The Talons go in a new direction this season, as they look to a veteran to bridge the gap between Bakitski and Cuevas, the...

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Last post by Ted
Sun Mar 17, 2019 1:21 am
2038-11: Talons Season Preview Series: Center Field

Last post by RonCo « Sat Mar 16, 2019 11:10 pm
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by jiminyhopkins » Sat Mar 16, 2019 6:33 pm

Center Field is not only a song by John Fogerty, it's also the subject of the latest Talons Season Preview.

ML Starter: Weaver Ripley (5/5/9/7/3...

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Last post by RonCo
Sat Mar 16, 2019 11:10 pm
2038-09: Talons Season Preview Series: Shortstop

Last post by RonCo « Sat Mar 16, 2019 11:08 pm
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by jiminyhopkins » Sat Mar 16, 2019 6:26 pm

Time to look at the Shortstops in the Talons system. Exciting, isn't it?

ML Starter: Voitto Stromberg (6/4/7/8/8 Talents)

Voitto came over as...

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Last post by RonCo
Sat Mar 16, 2019 11:08 pm
2038-13: Talons Season Preview Series: Designated Hitter

Last post by Ted « Sat Mar 16, 2019 6:45 pm
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by jiminyhopkins » Sat Mar 16, 2019 6:38 pm

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Designated Hitters better hit. Fortunately, ours does.

ML Starter: Bartolo Ortiz (8/9/9/6/7 Talents)

When Deortez took over at first base due to...

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Last post by Ted
Sat Mar 16, 2019 6:45 pm
2038-12: Talons Season Preview Series: Right Field

Last post by Ted « Sat Mar 16, 2019 6:41 pm
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by jiminyhopkins » Sat Mar 16, 2019 6:36 pm

Out in Right Field, you might be thinking of the song by Peter, Paul, and Mary. Or you might be thinking of the Talons Season Preview.

ML Starter:...

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Last post by Ted
Sat Mar 16, 2019 6:41 pm
2038-10: Talons Season Preview Series: Left Field

Last post by Ted « Sat Mar 16, 2019 6:33 pm
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by jiminyhopkins » Sat Mar 16, 2019 6:30 pm

On to the left fielders, then. Did we mention that we stole this format from Edmonton et al? Well we did. So did a lot of other people. A lot more...

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Last post by Ted
Sat Mar 16, 2019 6:33 pm
2038-06: Talons Season Preview Series: Catcher

Last post by RonCo « Sat Mar 16, 2019 2:42 pm
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by jiminyhopkins » Fri Mar 15, 2019 10:11 pm

So begins our look into the franchise as a whole, by position, similar to modern season preview formats pioneered by other teams, mainly Edmonton. In...

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Last post by RonCo
Sat Mar 16, 2019 2:42 pm
2038-03: Talons, Bartolo Ortiz Reportedly Far Apart in Early Extension Talks

Last post by RonCo « Sat Mar 16, 2019 2:34 pm
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by jiminyhopkins » Sat Mar 09, 2019 7:22 pm

Phoenix, AZ--

A source familiar to negotiations between RF Bartolo Ortiz and the Talons reports that the two sides are quite far apart as...

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Last post by RonCo
Sat Mar 16, 2019 2:34 pm
2038-01: Talons Let VODAK Walk

Last post by RonCo « Sat Mar 16, 2019 2:31 pm
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by jiminyhopkins » Sat Mar 09, 2019 5:48 pm

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Phoenix, AZ--

Timofei Bakitski , also known as VODAK for his defunct brand of premium vodka, has been the Talons closer for just over seven...

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Last post by RonCo
Sat Mar 16, 2019 2:31 pm
2038-07: Talons Season Preview Series: First Base

Last post by Ted « Sat Mar 16, 2019 12:29 am
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by jiminyhopkins » Fri Mar 15, 2019 10:15 pm

We'll continue our season preview series with the First Basemen.

ML Starter: Mario Deortez (7/8/9/6/6 Talents)

Last season, Deortez transitioned...

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Last post by Ted
Sat Mar 16, 2019 12:29 am
2038-08: Talons Season Preview Series: Second Base

Last post by Ted « Sat Mar 16, 2019 12:27 am
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by jiminyhopkins » Fri Mar 15, 2019 10:17 pm

Here we find the Talons Season Preview for second base.

ML Starter: Arturo Barron (4/7/9/6/3 Talents)

Obtained in 2033 by trading Martin SSempa...

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Last post by Ted
Sat Mar 16, 2019 12:27 am
2038-05: So do the Talons Have a Closer or What?

Last post by usnspecialist « Fri Mar 15, 2019 3:06 pm
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by jiminyhopkins » Wed Mar 13, 2019 12:11 pm

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Phoenix, AZ --

In allowing VODAK to seek his fortunes elsewhere, the Talons opened up a big hole in their bullpen, which was one of the better...

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Fri Mar 15, 2019 3:06 pm
2038-04: Talons Just Can't Get Enough of Those Torn Labrums

Last post by Ted « Wed Mar 13, 2019 4:40 pm
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by jiminyhopkins » Wed Mar 13, 2019 8:16 am

Phoenix, AZ--

The Talons pitching staff for 2038 continues to take shape. After trading for Maxime Manceau earlier in the offseason, Phoenix...

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Last post by Ted
Wed Mar 13, 2019 4:40 pm
2038-02: Talons Trade for Starting Pitcher

Last post by 7teen « Sat Mar 09, 2019 10:50 pm
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by jiminyhopkins » Sat Mar 09, 2019 6:21 pm

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Phoenix, AZ--

The Talons' payroll is projected to be nearly as high this year as it was last season. So, despite a great looking free agent class,...

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Last post by 7teen
Sat Mar 09, 2019 10:50 pm
2037-30: Talons are F*cked: 'Lumpy' LaLoosh and his $100MM Aren't Going Anywhere

Last post by Ted « Sun Feb 24, 2019 1:48 pm
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by jiminyhopkins » Fri Feb 22, 2019 6:19 pm

Phoenix, AZ--

It seemed like the perfect match. A team with a bevy of young hitters, a good bullpen, and a rotation that needed just one thing:

An...

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Sun Feb 24, 2019 1:48 pm

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