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2045-00018: Talons Have the 2nd Best Pitching Staff in the JL. And They Will Miss the Playoffs.

Last post by lordtoffee « Wed Jan 27, 2021 4:20 pm
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by jiminyhopkins » Tue Jan 26, 2021 12:50 pm

Phoenix, AZ--

The Phoenix Talons have finally figured out their pitching. Just in time to miss the last WC spot on the last sim. Again .

According...

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Last post by lordtoffee
Wed Jan 27, 2021 4:20 pm
2045-00017: Talons Fans Ask: Whatever Happened To The Talons? Anyone Heard From Them Lately?

Last post by shoeless.db « Mon Jan 11, 2021 9:27 pm
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by jiminyhopkins » Mon Jan 11, 2021 4:44 pm

Phoenix, AZ--

Whatever Happened to the Talons?

Talons Fans want to know. They've been all over social media, including the official Talons Twitter...

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Last post by shoeless.db
Mon Jan 11, 2021 9:27 pm
2045-00016: Talons Bid to Increase Brand Awareness, Open Phoenix Area Subaru Dealership. GM: "How Hard Could it Be??"

Last post by recte44 « Sun Dec 20, 2020 9:06 pm
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by jiminyhopkins » Tue Dec 15, 2020 3:18 pm

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Phoenix, AZ--

Don't worry, BBA Fans, more crap Talons baseball content is coming soon. Like a recap of our shitty draft picks. In the meantime, the...

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Last post by recte44
Sun Dec 20, 2020 9:06 pm
2045-00015: Talons Decide to Ruin Jobal Troop's Season by Posting Article About How Well He is Doing So Far This Season

Last post by shoeless.db « Thu Dec 17, 2020 10:24 am
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by jiminyhopkins » Sat Dec 12, 2020 10:10 am

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Phoenix, AZ--

SP Jubal Troop

In the storied tradition of early May press releases in baseball leagues the world over, the Talons have decided to...

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Last post by shoeless.db
Thu Dec 17, 2020 10:24 am
2045-00014: Talons Call Out BBA Gov Board as AAA Affiliate Surprise Enjoys Record Merch Sales, Even More Than Phoenix

Last post by CTBrewCrew « Thu Dec 10, 2020 7:31 pm
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by jiminyhopkins » Wed Dec 09, 2020 11:08 am

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Surprise, AZ--

It looks like the Talons marketing department had the right idea.

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Cap, jersey, and merch sales for the...

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Last post by CTBrewCrew
Thu Dec 10, 2020 7:31 pm
2045-00013: Talons sign Tiernan O'Macken to 5 year extension. Cool or Nah?

Last post by Dington « Wed Dec 09, 2020 10:58 am
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by jiminyhopkins » Tue Dec 08, 2020 5:15 pm

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Phoenix, AZ--

Among the Talons deals for Kondo and Troop last winter, the trade with Yellow Springs for reliever Tiernan O'Macken could qualify...

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Last post by Dington
Wed Dec 09, 2020 10:58 am
2045-00010: Talons Make Trade

Last post by 7teen « Mon Nov 30, 2020 12:11 pm
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by jiminyhopkins » Mon Nov 23, 2020 9:20 pm

Phoenix, AZ--

The Talons are pleased to announce a trade with the Vancouver Mounties.

In the deal, the Talons have acquired 25 year old first...

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Last post by 7teen
Mon Nov 30, 2020 12:11 pm
2045-00012: Talons GM Still Says He Doesn't Give a Crap About the Hall of Fame... And Here's Why

Last post by 7teen « Mon Nov 30, 2020 12:10 pm
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by jiminyhopkins » Sun Nov 29, 2020 5:24 pm

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Phoenix, AZ--

The Talons GM doesn't care about the Hall of Fame.

Except when he does.

Normally a reclusive sort, the Talons GM really doesn't...

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Last post by 7teen
Mon Nov 30, 2020 12:10 pm
2045-00011: Talons Owner Has Mild Stroke, Increases Budget by 10 Million; Talons GM Immediately Blows it on IFA Pitcher

Last post by RonCo « Tue Nov 24, 2020 5:49 pm
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by jiminyhopkins » Mon Nov 23, 2020 9:51 pm

Phoenix, AZ--

In a fit of ischemic delusion, the Talons owner summarily increased the Talons budget by 10 million dollars last week.

With the...

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Last post by RonCo
Tue Nov 24, 2020 5:49 pm
2045-00009: Talons Admit They Made Huge Mistake by Trading Mitchell Purssell, Atone by Trading for YS Nine's O'Macken

Last post by HoosierVic « Sun Nov 22, 2020 1:41 pm
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by jiminyhopkins » Sat Nov 21, 2020 4:06 pm

Phoenix, AZ--

Back when the calendar turned to June last season, the Talons were looking as mediocre as they always had. With closer Mitchell...

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Last post by HoosierVic
Sun Nov 22, 2020 1:41 pm
2045-00008: Talons Announce Surprise Move to Surprise, AZ, Surprising Many AAA Players Who Now Have to Play for Surprise

Last post by Ted « Fri Nov 20, 2020 3:59 pm
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by jiminyhopkins » Fri Nov 20, 2020 2:37 pm

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Surprize, AZ--

After being stymied by BBA management about a potential major league rebrand in Phoenix, the Talons have decided to move and rebrand...

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Last post by Ted
Fri Nov 20, 2020 3:59 pm
2045-00007: Talons Epic Fail: Team Issues Apology for Bad Team News Articles, Proceed to Misspell the Word "Apologize"

Last post by RonCo « Thu Nov 19, 2020 1:22 am
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by jiminyhopkins » Wed Nov 18, 2020 1:55 pm

Phoenix, AZ--

The Talons would like to issue another formal apology to the loyal readers of the BBA internet forum and the Talons Team News Fan Club...

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Last post by RonCo
Thu Nov 19, 2020 1:22 am
2045-00005: Talons Make Trade

Last post by RonCo « Thu Nov 19, 2020 1:20 am
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by jiminyhopkins » Wed Nov 18, 2020 1:40 pm

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Phoenix, AZ--

The Talons are pleased to announce a deal with the Louisville Sluggers.

In the deal, the Talons acquire pitcher Steve Flannery , as...

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Last post by RonCo
Thu Nov 19, 2020 1:20 am
2045-00004: Talons Make Trade

Last post by jiminyhopkins « Wed Nov 18, 2020 1:56 pm
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by jiminyhopkins » Wed Nov 18, 2020 1:39 pm

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Phoenix, AZ--

The Talons are pleased to announce that they have come to agreement in trade with the Omaha Cyclones.

In the deal, one of many...

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Last post by jiminyhopkins
Wed Nov 18, 2020 1:56 pm
2045-00006: Talons Aplologize for Today's Batch of Incredibly Boring Team News Articles That You Probably Shouldn't Read

Last post by Ted « Wed Nov 18, 2020 1:51 pm
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by jiminyhopkins » Wed Nov 18, 2020 1:41 pm

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Phoenix, AZ--

It's been a busy offseason for the Talons in the trade market. And the franchise could think of no better way to celebrate than to...

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Last post by Ted
Wed Nov 18, 2020 1:51 pm
2045-00003: Talons Make Trade

Last post by Ted « Wed Nov 18, 2020 1:43 pm
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by jiminyhopkins » Wed Nov 18, 2020 1:39 pm

Phoenix, AZ--

The Talons are pleased to announce a trade that has been completed with the Edmonton Jackrabbits.

In the deal, the Talons acquire...

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Last post by Ted
Wed Nov 18, 2020 1:43 pm
2045-00002: Talons Make Trade

Last post by Ted « Wed Nov 18, 2020 1:43 pm
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by jiminyhopkins » Wed Nov 18, 2020 1:38 pm

Phoenix, AZ--

The Talons are pleased to announce that they have come to an agreement on a trade with the Twin Cities River Monsters.

In the deal,...

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Last post by Ted
Wed Nov 18, 2020 1:43 pm
2045-00001: Talons Season Review Series of Team News Articles Rudely Interrupted by Some Sort of Low-Res Championship

Last post by RonCo « Tue Nov 17, 2020 12:17 am
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by jiminyhopkins » Sun Nov 15, 2020 12:50 pm

Phoenix, AZ--

One of the most universally reviled series of articles in BBA history was summarily cut off and cancelled due to the BBA Championship...

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Last post by RonCo
Tue Nov 17, 2020 12:17 am
2044-00027: Talons Season Review: Shortstop Voitto Stromberg

Last post by jleddy « Fri Nov 13, 2020 7:14 pm
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by jiminyhopkins » Tue Nov 10, 2020 5:07 pm

Phoenix, AZ--

Voitto Stromberg

Where did he come from?
In 2036, Stromberg was involved in his third 7-player trade in two seasons, when he...

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Last post by jleddy
Fri Nov 13, 2020 7:14 pm
2044-00035: Talons Actually Witness a Game Being Played on OOTP21, Find That FPS BBPro98 Has Better Graphics

Last post by jiminyhopkins « Wed Nov 11, 2020 12:29 pm
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by jiminyhopkins » Tue Nov 10, 2020 9:29 pm

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Phoenix, AZ--

With all the talk in the BBA about some big series to end the season, the Talons decided to find out what all the fuss was about.

So...

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Last post by jiminyhopkins
Wed Nov 11, 2020 12:29 pm
2044-00022: Talons Announce New, Annoying Series of Team News Articles Reviewing How Their Players Performed This Season

Last post by HoosierVic « Tue Nov 10, 2020 8:53 pm
Replies: 8
by jiminyhopkins » Fri Nov 06, 2020 12:41 pm

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Phoenix, AZ--

In a shameless bid to get more Participation Points TM , the Talons today announced a new series of articles that will recap how their...

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Last post by HoosierVic
Tue Nov 10, 2020 8:53 pm
2044-34: Holy Crap, I'm Just Waiting for Landis Results. Will Phoenix Please Quit SpamPosting About Shitty Players??

Last post by jiminyhopkins « Tue Nov 10, 2020 8:53 pm
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by jiminyhopkins » Tue Nov 10, 2020 8:31 pm

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Phoenix, AZ--

Ok, Fine. We'll stop. It's clear that the Talons Season Review is full of nothing but heap of shit players, so why bother? Who Cares...

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Last post by jiminyhopkins
Tue Nov 10, 2020 8:53 pm
2044-00033: Talons Season Review: Designated Hitter Pedro Guzman

Last post by Ted « Tue Nov 10, 2020 8:26 pm
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by jiminyhopkins » Tue Nov 10, 2020 8:23 pm

Phoenix, AZ--

Pedro Guzman

Where did he come from?
Pedro Guzman was drafted by the Talons in the first round of the monster 2038 draft as...

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Last post by Ted
Tue Nov 10, 2020 8:26 pm
2044-00032: Talons Season Review - Right Fielder Jesus Valenzuela

Last post by Ted « Tue Nov 10, 2020 8:13 pm
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by jiminyhopkins » Tue Nov 10, 2020 8:06 pm

Phoenix, AZ--

Jesus Valenzuela

Where did he come from?
Jesus Valenzuela was drafted by the Talons in the fifth round of the 2037 draft as...

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Last post by Ted
Tue Nov 10, 2020 8:13 pm
2044-00031: Talons Season Review - Right Fielder Ramiro Hernandez

Last post by Ted « Tue Nov 10, 2020 8:01 pm
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by jiminyhopkins » Tue Nov 10, 2020 7:53 pm

Phoenix, AZ--

Ramiro Hernandez

Where did he come from?
Ramiro Hernandez was drafted by the Talons in the second round of the 2038 draft as...

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Last post by Ted
Tue Nov 10, 2020 8:01 pm

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