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TALONS HALL OF low STANDARDS (est. 2049)

Last post by jiminyhopkins « Thu Apr 27, 2023 7:38 am
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by jiminyhopkins » Thu Feb 10, 2022 4:59 pm

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THE DENNY'S PHOENIX TALONS HALL OF LOW STANDARDS PRESENTED BY SUBARU

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INAUGURAL CLASS OF 2049

Carlton Winson was a third...

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Thu Apr 27, 2023 7:38 am
2056-10 Your Mom Played Korean Ball at Age 6, Joined the Marines at 9, Went to College at 12, Then Worked at Burger King

Last post by jiminyhopkins « Sat Sep 02, 2023 7:51 pm
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by jiminyhopkins » Sat Sep 02, 2023 12:10 pm

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Phoenix, AZ--

Is it true? Everything they're saying about Your Mom ?

The legend that is Joseph Mother continues to grow, much like Your Mom's...

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Sat Sep 02, 2023 7:51 pm
2056-008: Report: Every Talons Team News Since 2040 Has Headline That Starts With "Talons" or "Your Mom" Except This One

Last post by jiminyhopkins « Tue Aug 29, 2023 9:57 am
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by jiminyhopkins » Sat Aug 26, 2023 12:54 am

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Phoenix, AZ--

Branding. Thats what the Talone Electronic Media And Forum Posting Department is all about.

The venerable TEMAFPD released a report...

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Tue Aug 29, 2023 9:57 am
2056-0009: Talons Prospect Jodie Hanna - Will She Ever Gain Velocity?

Last post by jiminyhopkins « Mon Aug 28, 2023 8:20 pm
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by jiminyhopkins » Sat Aug 26, 2023 7:36 pm

Toledo, OH--

Hi folks, Rob Powers here from the Phoenix Sun Times Post Dispatch (One of Phoenix's Best Newspapers TM ). I'm here on assignment at...

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Last post by jiminyhopkins
Mon Aug 28, 2023 8:20 pm
2056-004: Talons BREAKING NEWS: BBA Commissioner Reportedly Behind Plot to Wrest Control of Tokyo Pearls from Talons GM!

Last post by Trebro « Mon Aug 28, 2023 2:31 pm
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by jiminyhopkins » Wed Aug 23, 2023 9:18 pm

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Las Vegas, Nevada--

Pundits throughout the BBA were aghast today when scandal erupted from the Commissioner's Office.

According to a league...

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Last post by Trebro
Mon Aug 28, 2023 2:31 pm
2056-0007: Your Mom Loves Weiners

Last post by aaronweiner « Sat Aug 26, 2023 8:10 am
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by jiminyhopkins » Fri Aug 25, 2023 10:37 pm

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Phoenix, AZ--

Your Mom is quite popular these days.

But that's not to say that detractors do not exist. Some fans and pundits have begin to...

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Last post by aaronweiner
Sat Aug 26, 2023 8:10 am
2056-0006: Your Mom Helps My PP

Last post by Trebro « Sat Aug 26, 2023 12:37 am
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by jiminyhopkins » Sat Aug 26, 2023 12:02 am

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Phoenix, AZ--

When ever I need help with my PP, I always think of Your Mom .

That was the quote from the Talons Reclusive GM, as he tried to sway...

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Last post by Trebro
Sat Aug 26, 2023 12:37 am
2056-00005: Talons Present Another Low Effort Team News Where The Team "Announces Their Opening Day Roster" Or Something

Last post by jiminyhopkins « Fri Aug 25, 2023 7:32 pm

by jiminyhopkins » Fri Aug 25, 2023 7:32 pm

Phoenix, AZ--

The Talons open up vs. Boise tonight. So here is the Opening Day Roster, in case you were wondering.

SP Jay Hodge
SP Jaypee...

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Fri Aug 25, 2023 7:32 pm
2056-002: Talons Players Delighted when Hijinks Ensue as "Bring Your Own Uniform Day" Coincides with "Media Picture Day"

Last post by jiminyhopkins « Wed Aug 23, 2023 3:17 pm
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by jiminyhopkins » Tue Aug 22, 2023 12:00 am

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Daytona Beach, FL--

The normal jovial, optimistic mood was present at multiple Spring Training sites across Florida and Arizona recently, but no...

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Wed Aug 23, 2023 3:17 pm
2056-0003: Talons GM Arrested by Tokyo Metro Police Dept, Deported Under Charge of Intent to Defraud Baseball Operations

Last post by Trebro « Wed Aug 23, 2023 2:28 pm
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by jiminyhopkins » Tue Aug 22, 2023 7:24 pm

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Tokyo, Kanto Province--

This was the scene early yesterday outside of the front offices of the Tokyo Pearls baseball club of the GBC. The...

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Last post by Trebro
Wed Aug 23, 2023 2:28 pm
2056-0001: Talons Finding Out That Hiring Coaches is a Whole Nother Ballgame These Days

Last post by ae37jr « Fri Aug 18, 2023 6:18 pm
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by jiminyhopkins » Tue Aug 15, 2023 6:26 am

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Phoenix, AZ--

Ahh, the coaching staff. What do they even do? It doesn't matter how many LEGENDARY ratings they have, it just doesn't seem like they...

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Last post by ae37jr
Fri Aug 18, 2023 6:18 pm
2055-024: Talons Present Obligatory Article That The PPT Gods Say We Have to Write When We Make a Retired Player a Coach

Last post by trmmilwwi « Fri Aug 11, 2023 8:24 am
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by jiminyhopkins » Thu Aug 10, 2023 6:17 pm

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Traverse City, MI--

This small northwestern Michigan City is legendary for its status as a foodie haven, celebrated wine region, and summer activity...

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Last post by trmmilwwi
Fri Aug 11, 2023 8:24 am
2055-026: Talons Write Most Team News Articles Since 2044, Also Talons Make Trade that Lights 30,000,000 Dollars on Fire

Last post by GoldenOne « Fri Aug 11, 2023 7:05 am
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by jiminyhopkins » Thu Aug 10, 2023 7:10 pm

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Phoenix, AZ--

It's been a long time since 2046, the infamous year in which the Talons fired their media department and posted one (1) Team News....

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Last post by GoldenOne
Fri Aug 11, 2023 7:05 am
2055-0025: Talons Notice Popes Write Article Saying They Traded With Talons, so Talons Figure They Should Write One Too

Last post by RonCo « Thu Aug 10, 2023 7:33 pm
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by jiminyhopkins » Thu Aug 10, 2023 6:57 pm

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Phoenix, AZ--

In his mad dash to get to 100 team news articles in something like 7 weeks since taking over Sacremento, accomplished author and part...

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Last post by RonCo
Thu Aug 10, 2023 7:33 pm
2055-0023: Talons Insider Says What No One Else Will Admit: Jodie Hanna "Doesn't Have What it Takes" to Pitch in the BBA

Last post by ae37jr « Wed Aug 09, 2023 9:15 am
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by jiminyhopkins » Wed Aug 09, 2023 7:12 am

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Phoenix, AZ--

Hi folks, Rob Powers here, investigative reporter for the Phoenix Sun Times Post Dispatch (One of Phoenix's Finest Newspapers TM )....

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Last post by ae37jr
Wed Aug 09, 2023 9:15 am
2055-0022: Talons Reclusive GM Needs 16 More "Thanks" to Get That Elusive 3:1 "Been Thanked:Has Thanked" Ratio

Last post by Trebro « Tue Aug 08, 2023 7:50 pm
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by jiminyhopkins » Sat Aug 05, 2023 11:56 am

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Nashville, TN--

It was a rainy late morning In Nashville TN as the Reclusive Talons GM was patiently waiting for his Peacock TV feed to show some...

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Last post by Trebro
Tue Aug 08, 2023 7:50 pm
2055-19: Talons Fans Ask: Won't The Real Aarnoud Budding Please Opt Out, Please Opt Out, Please Opt Out?

Last post by trmmilwwi « Mon Aug 07, 2023 8:25 am
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by jiminyhopkins » Wed Jul 26, 2023 1:14 am

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Phoenix, AZ--

As many Talons fans know by now, Your Mom has taken the Greater Central Arizona Area by storm. And it's all thanks to one man....

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Last post by trmmilwwi
Mon Aug 07, 2023 8:25 am
2055-0014: Talons Facing Legal Nightmare as Area Businesses Cash In on Joseph Mother Craze

Last post by Trebro « Sun Aug 06, 2023 6:27 pm
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by jiminyhopkins » Sun Jul 16, 2023 2:58 pm

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Phoenix, AZ--

Ahh, free enterprise. The concept that, if a market exists, a business will spring up to exploit it.

But for the Talons (and their...

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Last post by Trebro
Sun Aug 06, 2023 6:27 pm
2055-0021: Talons Announce First Annual VODAK Minor League Player Of The Year Awards Presented by The All New Subaru WRX

Last post by jiminyhopkins « Sat Aug 05, 2023 11:13 am
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by jiminyhopkins » Thu Aug 03, 2023 7:53 pm

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Phoenix, AZ--

It was a gala evening at the World's Largest Denny's TM as the Talons franchise gathered to celebrate the only thing that really...

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Sat Aug 05, 2023 11:13 am
2055-0020: Talons GM Forced to Re-Export File Because He Forgot to Change Your Mom's Uniform Number Back to 69

Last post by Jwalk100 « Tue Aug 01, 2023 5:46 pm
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by jiminyhopkins » Tue Aug 01, 2023 12:09 pm

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Phoenix, AZ--

The Talons Reclusive GM was forced to make another export today because he forgot to change Your Mom 's uniform number.

Mother, whose...

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Last post by Jwalk100
Tue Aug 01, 2023 5:46 pm
2055-17: Talons Single-A Affiliate Toledo Liberty Clinch Their 17th Straight Division Title (Yes, Your Mom helped)

Last post by Trebro « Mon Jul 31, 2023 12:02 am
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by jiminyhopkins » Mon Jul 24, 2023 7:39 pm

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Toledo, OH

Age limits, Shmage shlimits.

Despite a massive retooling of the Talons' entire farm system due to minor league age limits at all levels...

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Last post by Trebro
Mon Jul 31, 2023 12:02 am
2055-18: Talons Have "Nice Looking Vest" Of Their Own to Think About

Last post by BaseClogger « Wed Jul 26, 2023 2:39 pm
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by jiminyhopkins » Wed Jul 26, 2023 12:39 am

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Phoenix, AZ--

The BBA's most renowned author/GM posted an intriguing League Feature (always a good idea if more than three paragraphs...extra...

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Last post by BaseClogger
Wed Jul 26, 2023 2:39 pm
2055-0016: Talons Fans Love Your Mom, No One Else Cares

Last post by Dington « Fri Jul 21, 2023 1:30 pm
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by jiminyhopkins » Fri Jul 21, 2023 7:24 am

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Phoenix, AZ--

Attendance and merch sales are up at Denny's Paul D. Lunn Memorial Stadium Presented By Subaru, and its all thanks to Your Mom....

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Last post by Dington
Fri Jul 21, 2023 1:30 pm
2055-0015: Talons Forced to Change Mother's Number from 69 to 2 as Uniforms Stolen from Clubhouse

Last post by Jwalk100 « Sun Jul 16, 2023 5:50 pm
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by jiminyhopkins » Sun Jul 16, 2023 3:24 pm

Phoenix, AZ--

The air was electric at Denny's Paul D. Lunn Memorial Stadium Presented by Subaru on the night of July 28, 2055.

It was the debut of...

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Last post by Jwalk100
Sun Jul 16, 2023 5:50 pm
2055-0013: Your Mom is Ready to Put on the Leather, Grab the Wood, and Play With Some Balls

Last post by recte44 « Sun Jul 16, 2023 12:09 pm
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by jiminyhopkins » Sun Jul 16, 2023 6:42 am

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Phoenix, AZ--

YOUR MOM

Talons fans all throughout the Valley of the Sun are getting hyped up for tonight's game vs the Jacksonville Monarchs....

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Last post by recte44
Sun Jul 16, 2023 12:09 pm

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