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2037-20: Glitch in the Matrix Costs Talons Significant Injuries

Last post by Ted « Tue Jan 15, 2019 11:29 am
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by jiminyhopkins » Mon Jan 14, 2019 10:09 pm

Phoenix, AZ--

Somewhere, in an alternate universe, the Talons went 5-1 last week with no injuries.

But that timeline is gone quicker than a Star...

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Last post by Ted
Tue Jan 15, 2019 11:29 am
2037-19: Apparently There is a Talons Team News Fan Club, And You Won't Believe Who's In It (Shocking!)

Last post by bcslouck « Mon Jan 07, 2019 11:26 am
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by jiminyhopkins » Sat Dec 29, 2018 12:27 pm

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Phoenix, AZ--

Reports have surfaced recently of a rather esoteric group: the Talons Team News Fan Club and Appreciation Society.

Apparently,...

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Last post by bcslouck
Mon Jan 07, 2019 11:26 am
2037-18: How Many Talons Does it Take to Change a Light Bulb?

Last post by Lane « Tue Jan 01, 2019 2:01 am
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by jiminyhopkins » Sat Dec 29, 2018 11:53 am

Phoenix, AZ--

Reports have filtered out of the Talons organization in recent days that a recent injury suffered by one of the team's premier...

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Last post by Lane
Tue Jan 01, 2019 2:01 am
2037-16: Talons RF Thad Meyer in Early JL MVP Conversation

Last post by RonCo « Sat Dec 29, 2018 3:26 pm
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by jiminyhopkins » Sat Dec 29, 2018 10:19 am
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Phoenix, AZ--

Late last season, Talons 2033 first round pick Thad Meyer (8/10/7/5/9 Talents) moved from center field to right field to make room...
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Last post by RonCo
Sat Dec 29, 2018 3:26 pm
2037-17: Weaver Ripley Drinks a Zima (Legally This Time)

Last post by Ted « Sat Dec 29, 2018 10:46 am
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by jiminyhopkins » Sat Dec 29, 2018 10:21 am

Louisville, KY--

Good things come to those who wait.

Weaver Ripley (6/6/10/7/3 Talents) was finally able to savor an ice cold postgame Zima,...

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Last post by Ted
Sat Dec 29, 2018 10:46 am
2037-15: Talons Rookies Struggling in Early Going

Last post by Ted « Sat Dec 29, 2018 10:18 am
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by jiminyhopkins » Sat Dec 29, 2018 10:15 am

Phoenix, AZ--

Going into 2037, the Talons took a bit of a risk by starting two rookies at the critical up-the-middle positions of second base and...

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Last post by Ted
Sat Dec 29, 2018 10:18 am
2037-14: Talons Waiver Wire Shenanigans

Last post by jiminyhopkins « Thu Dec 13, 2018 2:39 pm

by jiminyhopkins » Thu Dec 13, 2018 2:39 pm

Phoenix, AZ--

Several BBA observers are giving Phoenix the side-eye today as evidence of a waiver wire scam has taken shape.

As most fans know, the...

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Last post by jiminyhopkins
Thu Dec 13, 2018 2:39 pm
2037-13: Talons Farm Report - Lower Minors

Last post by Ted « Wed Dec 12, 2018 4:19 pm
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by jiminyhopkins » Wed Dec 12, 2018 3:05 pm

The meat of the Talons farm system is in the lower levels. It's still a long way to go for these guys, and odds are a good portion of them will not...

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Last post by Ted
Wed Dec 12, 2018 4:19 pm
2037-12: Talons Farm Report - Upper Minors

Last post by Ted « Wed Dec 12, 2018 4:13 pm
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by jiminyhopkins » Wed Dec 12, 2018 2:32 pm

With Ripley and Barron in the majors, the Talons farm system is pretty thin at the upper levels. The franchise is ranked 6th overall, but not because...

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Last post by Ted
Wed Dec 12, 2018 4:13 pm
2037-11: Talons Season Preview: Outfield/DH

Last post by RonCo « Tue Dec 11, 2018 8:16 pm
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by jiminyhopkins » Mon Dec 10, 2018 3:41 pm

Next up is the outfield and DH situation for the Talons.

LF Jean-Luc Lacaze (6/6/7/7/5 Talents)
Perennial fan favorite Lacaze is still a defensive...

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Last post by RonCo
Tue Dec 11, 2018 8:16 pm
2037-07: Talons Announce Season Preview Series of Team News Articles

Last post by RonCo « Tue Dec 11, 2018 12:30 pm
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by jiminyhopkins » Mon Dec 10, 2018 9:40 am

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With the Opening Day sim pushed back a couple days, this gives the Talons ample opportunity to put out their annual Season Preview Series.

As is...

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Last post by RonCo
Tue Dec 11, 2018 12:30 pm
2037-09: Talons Season Preview: The Bullpen

Last post by Ted « Mon Dec 10, 2018 5:20 pm
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by jiminyhopkins » Mon Dec 10, 2018 12:35 pm

One Bullpen, with a side order of VODAK.

*Editor's note: VODAK still autocompletes in my phone*

LR/SS Jesus Tonche (8/5/8 Talents)
Jesus was...

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Last post by Ted
Mon Dec 10, 2018 5:20 pm
2037-10: Talons Season Preview: Catcher/Infield

Last post by Ted « Mon Dec 10, 2018 5:07 pm
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by jiminyhopkins » Mon Dec 10, 2018 3:32 pm

Next in our Season Preview Series, we will examine the infield part of the Talons offense, which last year ranked among the very best in the BBA.

C...

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Last post by Ted
Mon Dec 10, 2018 5:07 pm
2037-08: Talons Season Preview: The Rotation

Last post by Ted « Mon Dec 10, 2018 5:05 pm
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by jiminyhopkins » Mon Dec 10, 2018 12:25 pm

To start our annual Season Preview Series, let's take a look at the starting rotation. I mean, it's virtually impossible to have our entire starting...

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Last post by Ted
Mon Dec 10, 2018 5:05 pm
2037-06: Talons Drinkposting Vol 1

Last post by felipe « Mon Dec 03, 2018 11:57 am
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by jiminyhopkins » Mon Dec 03, 2018 2:15 am

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Phoenix, AZ--

**Disclaimer: This post was penned by Talons Gm Sean V. Marko after a number of inebriating beverages. The Talons BaseBall Club LLC...

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Last post by felipe
Mon Dec 03, 2018 11:57 am
2037-05: Talons GM: "Of Course we Overpaid" for LaLoosh

Last post by Ted « Sun Dec 02, 2018 4:51 am
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by jiminyhopkins » Sat Dec 01, 2018 11:13 pm

Of course we overpaid for LaLoosh , Talons GM Sean Marko said during an interview earlier today. Every free agent, by default, is an overpay. Every...

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Last post by Ted
Sun Dec 02, 2018 4:51 am
2037-04: Talons Announce Dismissal of Media Intern

Last post by Spiccoli « Thu Nov 29, 2018 11:38 am
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by jiminyhopkins » Wed Nov 28, 2018 11:56 pm

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Phoenix, AZ--

Today the Talons announced that they have dismissed the media intern that was responsible for the confusion stemming from today's...

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Last post by Spiccoli
Thu Nov 29, 2018 11:38 am
2037-03: Talons Release Statement About Laloosh (UPDATED)

Last post by jiminyhopkins « Wed Nov 28, 2018 11:53 pm

by jiminyhopkins » Wed Nov 28, 2018 11:53 pm

Lawrence Columbus LaLoosh is a future Hall of Famer!

Talons GM Sean Marko made his feelings known in no uncertain terms about the best pitcher...

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Wed Nov 28, 2018 11:53 pm
2037-02: Talons Release Statement About Laloosh

Last post by jiminyhopkins « Wed Nov 28, 2018 11:49 pm

by jiminyhopkins » Wed Nov 28, 2018 11:49 pm

Lawrence Columbus LaLoosh is a rat bastard!

Talons GM Sean Marko made his feelings known in no uncertain terms about the best pitcher available on...

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Wed Nov 28, 2018 11:49 pm
2037-01: Talons Needed One Player. They Got Him.

Last post by recte44 « Wed Nov 28, 2018 11:33 pm
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by jiminyhopkins » Wed Nov 28, 2018 11:59 am

Phoenix, AZ--

The Talons' first, and last, free agent signing of 2036-37 also happens to be the largest contract in franchise history.

The team was...

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Last post by recte44
Wed Nov 28, 2018 11:33 pm
2036-22: Talons Make Positional Changes, and They Work Out, Actually

Last post by RonCo « Sun Nov 18, 2018 9:50 am
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by jiminyhopkins » Sun Nov 18, 2018 7:00 am

Phoenix, AZ--

During the least few weeks of the season, the Talons have been trying out various players at new positions. Based on the results...

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Last post by RonCo
Sun Nov 18, 2018 9:50 am
2036-21: Talons Phenom Under Investigation for Underage Drinking

Last post by 7teen « Sat Nov 10, 2018 2:49 pm
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by jiminyhopkins » Wed Nov 07, 2018 5:29 pm

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Phoenix, AZ--

The Maricopa County Sherriff's Office announced today that they have opened an investigation regarding alleged underage drinking in...

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Last post by 7teen
Sat Nov 10, 2018 2:49 pm
2036-20: Talons Don't Feel Like Writing Anything

Last post by RonCo « Tue Nov 06, 2018 5:55 pm
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by jiminyhopkins » Tue Nov 06, 2018 2:53 pm

Phoenix, AZ--

Every time the Talons sit down at the keyboard to do a Team News, they just don't have the motivation.

Sure they could write about...

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Last post by RonCo
Tue Nov 06, 2018 5:55 pm
2036-19: Talons Join Some New Message Board, Get Immediately Yelled At By Commish

Last post by RonCo « Fri Oct 26, 2018 6:36 pm
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by jiminyhopkins » Thu Oct 25, 2018 5:38 pm

Phoenix, AZ

The Talons have been AWOL from the forums for a while.

Having been forced to work a crapton of overtime at the refinery, the club just...

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Last post by RonCo
Fri Oct 26, 2018 6:36 pm
2036-18: Talons' Strategy of Doing Nothing This Year Actually a Pretty Solid One

Last post by jiminyhopkins « Thu Oct 25, 2018 5:58 pm
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by jiminyhopkins » Thu Oct 25, 2018 4:56 pm

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Phoenix, AZ--

It's been a crappy year for the Talons. Oh, sure, they have one of the best offenses in the BBA, but we knew that. If the club even...

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Thu Oct 25, 2018 5:58 pm

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