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OFFICIAL 2042 BBA HALL OF FAME BALLOT

Last post by 7teen « Sat Mar 28, 2020 11:48 am
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by recte44 » Wed Mar 11, 2020 6:29 pm » in Voting Chatter
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LINKS TO CANDIDATE DISCUSSION THREADS:

Juan Jose Ornelas (1)
Eduardo Lopez (1)
Diego Moreno (1)
Juan Pablo (1)
Lewis Stephens (4)
Bob...
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Offseason Compensation Thresholds 2041-2042

Last post by recte44 « Thu Mar 26, 2020 6:47 pm
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by aaronweiner » Tue Mar 10, 2020 6:10 pm » in League Announcements

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Type A Batters: 3.0 WAR
Type B Batters: 1.4 WAR

Type A Starting Pitchers: 4.0 WAR
Type B Starting Pitchers: 2.7 WAR

Compensation for Relievers (S2...

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2041-224: Talons Post 224th Team News of the Season, Breaking Previous Record and Earning a Crap-Ton of PPT to Spend

Last post by RonCo « Sat Mar 07, 2020 4:07 pm
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by jiminyhopkins » Sat Mar 07, 2020 9:40 am

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Phoenix, AZ--

It was all smiles and champagne as the Talons Electronic Media And Forum Posting Department celebrated an historic milestone.

Yep,...

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Last post by RonCo
Sat Mar 07, 2020 4:07 pm
2041-07: Talons Invent Bullshit Minor League Awards to Pad Out Another Team News

Last post by GoldenOne « Fri Mar 06, 2020 8:50 am
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by jiminyhopkins » Thu Mar 05, 2020 2:40 pm

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Phoenix, AZ--

The Talons don't know how teveryone else does it.

What the Talons mean is, they just don't know how teams put out all of these Team...

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Last post by GoldenOne
Fri Mar 06, 2020 8:50 am
2041-06: Talons Meet Team News Minimum by Writing About How Bad Their Team Is (Or: The List of Players Over 2.0 WAR)

Last post by jiminyhopkins « Tue Mar 03, 2020 3:21 pm

by jiminyhopkins » Tue Mar 03, 2020 3:21 pm

Phoenix, AZ--

It was one of the worst seasons in Talons history, exemplified by the fact that the vast majority of players are replacement level and...

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Tue Mar 03, 2020 3:21 pm
2041-04: A Talons AAA Player Just Had the Greatest Season in RHML History. But the Talons Aren't Sure Which One.

Last post by CTBrewCrew « Sun Mar 01, 2020 2:31 pm
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by jiminyhopkins » Sat Feb 22, 2020 11:08 am

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Phoenix, AZ--

The Talons are making an appeal to all of the roto-geeks, stat-heads, and SABR-freaks in the BBA.

The franchise just had not one,...

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Sun Mar 01, 2020 2:31 pm
2041-05: The Talons Just Checked Their Inbox For the First Time in a Month, and You Won't Believe What They Found!!

Last post by Fat Nige « Thu Feb 27, 2020 10:12 pm
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by jiminyhopkins » Thu Feb 27, 2020 2:05 pm

Phoenix, AZ--

The Talons just aren't that into the BBA much these days. Not really vibing as the kids say. In fact, earlier this season the club...

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Last post by Fat Nige
Thu Feb 27, 2020 10:12 pm
2041-02: Talons Intentionally Miss Three Sims in a Row in Order to See if BBA Would Notice (Spoiler Alert: They Didn't)

Last post by CTBrewCrew « Mon Feb 17, 2020 3:04 pm
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by jiminyhopkins » Sat Feb 08, 2020 2:39 pm

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Phoenix, AZ--

I mean it's not like anyone got hurt and had to go on the DL or anything, Marko said. So we just left the team on autopilot. Nothing...

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Mon Feb 17, 2020 3:04 pm
2041-03: The Talons are Losing, Nothing Can Change That. But at Least They Don't Have to Deal With THIS Asshole Anymore

Last post by RonCo « Thu Feb 13, 2020 10:00 pm
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by jiminyhopkins » Wed Feb 12, 2020 10:55 am

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Phoenix, AZ--

For the past few seasons, the Talons clubhouse has been reknowned for being among the best in the game, regularly scoring Ecstatic on...

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Last post by RonCo
Thu Feb 13, 2020 10:00 pm
2041-01: Talons Wonder: Why Are the Talons Leading the BBA in Attendance?? Talons Say: 'That's a Really Good Question'.

Last post by HoosierVic « Sun Jan 12, 2020 10:07 pm
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by jiminyhopkins » Mon Jan 06, 2020 2:00 am

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Phoenix, AZ--

The Talons were going through StatsPlus tonight, mainly because they had to log in to the site in order to set their draft to AUTO,...

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Last post by HoosierVic
Sun Jan 12, 2020 10:07 pm
2040-09: Talons On Track For Lowest Team News Output Since 2032, The Year Of The Infamous Talons Team News Boycott

Last post by CTBrewCrew « Thu Nov 28, 2019 10:55 pm
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by jiminyhopkins » Fri Nov 15, 2019 8:52 am

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Phoenix, AZ--

This Team News article represents the eighth of the season for the franchise. With a mediocre team that is just about to get kicked...

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Last post by CTBrewCrew
Thu Nov 28, 2019 10:55 pm
2040-10: Rival GM Challenges Talons to Not Write TN Articles; Talons Expected to Comply by Not Writing Anymore Articles

Last post by CTBrewCrew « Mon Nov 18, 2019 10:05 pm
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by jiminyhopkins » Sat Nov 16, 2019 9:33 am

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Phoenix, AZ--

The Phoenix Talons have been called out.

Oh, not on the baseball field. The team is far too mediocre to attract any challengers in...

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Last post by CTBrewCrew
Mon Nov 18, 2019 10:05 pm
2040-08: DOOOOOM: Talons GM exuberantly gloats that 'Not a SINGLE ONE of our Players has even been injured yet!!'

Last post by 7teen « Mon Nov 11, 2019 9:51 pm
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by jiminyhopkins » Sat Nov 09, 2019 5:00 pm

Phoenix, AZ--

In what could be one of the classic all time blunders, Talons GM Marko exclaimed to the media this morning that the club has been...

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Last post by 7teen
Mon Nov 11, 2019 9:51 pm
2040-07: Talons Set Draft to 'Auto' Before Making First Pick (Just Like 2035)

Last post by 7teen « Tue Oct 15, 2019 11:39 am
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by jiminyhopkins » Sun Oct 06, 2019 12:02 pm

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Phoenix, AZ--

The Phoenix Talons today have announced that they are going to set their draft to Auto Draft for the duration of the draft, despite...

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Last post by 7teen
Tue Oct 15, 2019 11:39 am
2040-04: Talons Had Absolutely No Use For Their #2 Prospect, So They Traded Him

Last post by GoldenOne « Wed Sep 25, 2019 4:37 pm
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by jiminyhopkins » Sat Sep 21, 2019 9:37 am

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Phoenix, AZ--

When does a #2 prospect become redundant? When his club has better prospects who are closer to the bigs at the positions he plays....

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Last post by GoldenOne
Wed Sep 25, 2019 4:37 pm
2040-06: Talons GM Gets Triggered After Seeing Lumpy LaLoosh's Name On Hall Of Fame Ballott

Last post by jiminyhopkins « Wed Sep 25, 2019 3:49 pm

by jiminyhopkins » Wed Sep 25, 2019 3:49 pm

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Phoenix, AZ--

Talons front office staff were concerned this afternoon after much cursing and banging was heard coming from behind the locked doors...

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Wed Sep 25, 2019 3:49 pm
2040-05: The Talons Woke Up This Morning And Found Some Players Missing, Then They Remembered About The Expansion Draft

Last post by jleddy « Tue Sep 24, 2019 11:39 am
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by jiminyhopkins » Sat Sep 21, 2019 10:05 am

Phoenix, AZ--

The Talons, fresh of a night off wine, women, and song at the local Denny's restaurant , woke up this morning, eventually. They then...

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Last post by jleddy
Tue Sep 24, 2019 11:39 am
2040-03: Talons Expansion Plans = Who Cares

Last post by 7teen « Thu Sep 12, 2019 11:39 am
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by jiminyhopkins » Wed Sep 11, 2019 7:55 pm

Phoenix, AZ--

There has been a lot of furore recently in the BBA about another league expansion. Plans have been laid out by the league, though much...

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Last post by 7teen
Thu Sep 12, 2019 11:39 am
2040-02: Talons Say Goodbye to Platinum Stick, All Star, and 'Loveable Asshole' 3B Brendan Kerndl

Last post by usnspecialist « Tue Sep 10, 2019 1:11 am
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by jiminyhopkins » Mon Sep 09, 2019 3:22 pm

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Phoenix, AZ--

One of the first things the Expansion Phoenix Talons did in 2029 was sign a young IFA third baseman from Germany. And now, Brendan...

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Tue Sep 10, 2019 1:11 am
2040-01: Talons Kick Off New Season of Team Newses With Article About Bartolo Ortiz And All His Awards Last Year

Last post by jiminyhopkins « Sun Sep 08, 2019 8:46 pm

by jiminyhopkins » Sun Sep 08, 2019 8:46 pm

Phoenix, AZ--

With the Talons Electronic Media and Forum Posting Department successfully reaching their points goals last season, they wasted no...

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Sun Sep 08, 2019 8:46 pm
2039-15: Talons GM Accused Filling Entire Awards Ballot With Phoenix Players

Last post by 7teen « Sun Sep 08, 2019 12:01 pm
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by jiminyhopkins » Sat Sep 07, 2019 10:40 am

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Phoenix, AZ--

So, Mr. Marko, it appears that you vote for every Talons player on the ballot, regardless of stats. Is this true?

Yes.

So there...

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Last post by 7teen
Sun Sep 08, 2019 12:01 pm
2039-14: 10 Reasons Why The Phoenix Talons Will NOT Make The Playoffs

Last post by 7teen « Sun Sep 08, 2019 9:48 am
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by jiminyhopkins » Wed Aug 21, 2019 7:02 pm

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1. Someone gets hurt

2. Someone gets hurt

3. Someone gets hurt

4. Someone gets hurt

5. Someone gets hurt

6. Ctrl + V

7. Someone gets hurt

8....

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Last post by 7teen
Sun Sep 08, 2019 9:48 am
2039-16: Talons Gunning Hard For 100 Posts So They Can Get The Extra Two Bonus Points

Last post by 7teen « Sun Sep 08, 2019 9:45 am
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by jiminyhopkins » Sat Sep 07, 2019 2:34 pm

Phoenix, AZ--

Let's be honest, the Talons Electronic Media and Forum Posting Department hasn't exactly been firing on all cylinders lately.

Only...

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Last post by 7teen
Sun Sep 08, 2019 9:45 am
2039-13: Talons Done, Don't Care; Will Likely be Knocked Out of Playoffs Within a Week, Still Don't Care

Last post by jiminyhopkins « Wed Aug 07, 2019 7:00 am

by jiminyhopkins » Wed Aug 07, 2019 7:00 am

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Phoenix, AZ--

The world is ending, its all crashing down, we're doomed and there's nothing we can do about it.

That's the mood around the front...

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Wed Aug 07, 2019 7:00 am
2019-12: r/phoenixtalons

Last post by RonCo « Sat Aug 03, 2019 12:47 pm
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by jiminyhopkins » Sat Aug 03, 2019 6:24 am

r/phoenixtalons
u/robpowersphoenixsuntimespostdispatch

What the hell is a reddit anyway?

Comments:

talonsgm
I have no fuckin idea. im too old for...

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Last post by RonCo
Sat Aug 03, 2019 12:47 pm
2039-11: Talons Still Best Team in Baseball, Still Don't Care Enough to Write a Team News About It

Last post by shoeless.db « Thu Aug 01, 2019 8:59 pm
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by jiminyhopkins » Thu Aug 01, 2019 10:32 am

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Phoenix, AZ—

Hey guys, its Rob Powers, your intrepid sports reporter for the Phoenix Sun Times Post Dispatch (One of Phoenix’s Best Newspapers). I...

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Thu Aug 01, 2019 8:59 pm
2039-10: Talons Announce Boycott of Talons Season Preview Series

Last post by jiminyhopkins « Tue Jul 02, 2019 2:11 pm
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by jiminyhopkins » Tue Jul 02, 2019 12:45 pm

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Phoenix, AZ --

You just knew this was coming, didn't you.

The Talons today announced a boycott of the long running Talons Season Preview Series,...

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