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Offseason Compensation Thresholds 2042-2043

Last post by aaronweiner « Sun May 24, 2020 6:56 pm
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by aaronweiner » Sun May 24, 2020 6:56 pm » in League Announcements

Type A Batters: 3.0 WAR
Type B Batters: 1.3 WAR

Type A Starting Pitchers: 3.9 WAR
Type B Starting Pitchers: 2.9 WAR

Compensation for Relievers (S2...

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2043-00012: Talons Abandon Previous Team News Gimmick, Also Talons Don't Know Where to Post Their Latest PODCAST

Last post by jiminyhopkins « Fri Jun 26, 2020 10:16 pm

by jiminyhopkins » Fri Jun 26, 2020 10:16 pm

Phoenix, AZ--

Yeah, so the previous thing where someone suggested that the Talons post Team Newses one letter at a time, and the Talons actually...

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Last post by jiminyhopkins
Fri Jun 26, 2020 10:16 pm
2043-00011: Talons Take Valuable Advice From Fellow GM to Further Their Ambitious Goals

Last post by jiminyhopkins « Thu Jun 25, 2020 9:37 pm

by jiminyhopkins » Thu Jun 25, 2020 9:37 pm

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Last post by jiminyhopkins
Thu Jun 25, 2020 9:37 pm
2043-00010: Talons Draft Power Hitting C/2B/LF in First Round. The Other 19 Guys Amount to a Steaming Heap of Shit.

Last post by CTBrewCrew « Thu Jun 25, 2020 9:13 pm
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by jiminyhopkins » Wed Jun 24, 2020 8:27 pm

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Phoenix, AZ--

The Talons were pretty excited to watch the highest rated (75) player fall to them at ninth overall.

Having set up their draft list...

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Last post by CTBrewCrew
Thu Jun 25, 2020 9:13 pm
2043-00001: Talons Add Extra Zeros to News Counter to Reflect Ambitious Goal of 99,999 Team News Articles

Last post by CTBrewCrew « Thu Jun 25, 2020 9:09 pm
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by jiminyhopkins » Tue May 26, 2020 7:56 am

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Phoenix, AZ--

Nobody reads this crap, eh? Well the Talons say Who Cares!

The Talons front office had a bit of a sad yesterday as they looked over...

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Last post by CTBrewCrew
Thu Jun 25, 2020 9:09 pm
2043-00009: Talons Set Draft to 'Auto' Before Making First Pick (Just Like 2035) (And 2040)

Last post by RonCo « Mon Jun 15, 2020 7:58 pm
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by jiminyhopkins » Sun Jun 14, 2020 12:01 am

Phoenix, AZ--

The Phoenix Talons today have announced that they are going to set their draft to Auto Draft for the duration of the draft, despite...

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Last post by RonCo
Mon Jun 15, 2020 7:58 pm
2043-00002: Talons, Suddenly Hit With "Markus Tax", Are Forced to Raise Price of World Famous $3 Sushi to Compensate

Last post by 7teen « Wed Jun 10, 2020 6:44 pm
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by jiminyhopkins » Tue May 26, 2020 8:24 am

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Phoenix, AZ--

With another offseason comes changes. It always happens that way, and this winter is no exception.

The Talons, fresh off another...

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Last post by 7teen
Wed Jun 10, 2020 6:44 pm
2043-00007: Talons Team News Draft Folder Gives Fascinating Glimpse of What Might Have Been

Last post by 7teen « Wed Jun 10, 2020 6:42 pm
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by jiminyhopkins » Tue Jun 09, 2020 4:05 pm

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Phoenix, AZ--

Hey readers, Rob Powers here, your loyal Sports/Investigative News reporter at the world reknowned Phoenix Sun Times Post Dispatch...

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Last post by 7teen
Wed Jun 10, 2020 6:42 pm
2043-00006: Talons Take Advantage of Amazing Buy One Get One Free Sale on IFA Corner Outfielders

Last post by 7teen « Wed Jun 10, 2020 6:39 pm
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by jiminyhopkins » Tue Jun 09, 2020 2:40 pm

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Phoenix, AZ--

After being shut out of any major free agent signings (as is usually the case because the GM is afraid to spend long term money...

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Last post by 7teen
Wed Jun 10, 2020 6:39 pm
2043-00008: Talons Announce Boycott of... You Guessed it... Makeover Monday

Last post by 7teen « Wed Jun 10, 2020 6:36 pm
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by jiminyhopkins » Tue Jun 09, 2020 4:06 pm

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The Talons were taken aback recently when they learned that the franchise was next up in the popular Makeover Monday , a weekly series...

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Last post by 7teen
Wed Jun 10, 2020 6:36 pm
2043-00004: Talons Embroiled in Online Controversy Due to Actually Not Remembering Last Season's Record of 72-90

Last post by RonCo « Tue May 26, 2020 11:25 pm
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by jiminyhopkins » Tue May 26, 2020 9:11 am

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Phoenix, AZ--

Astute observers of Talons Team News Articles may remember this post from, oh, about 45 minutes ago.

The post, which was about such...

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Last post by RonCo
Tue May 26, 2020 11:25 pm
2043-00005: For One, Shining Moment in the Sun, The Talons Officially Have the Most Team News Posts in the Entire BBA

Last post by RonCo « Tue May 26, 2020 11:23 pm
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by jiminyhopkins » Tue May 26, 2020 9:24 am

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Who knows how long it will last!

With this, the fifth Talons Team News post of the 2043 reporting period (and of the last 90...

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Last post by RonCo
Tue May 26, 2020 11:23 pm
2042-18: Talons Record the Most Amazing, Incredible, Uplifting Podcast in the History of the BBA. Then They Deleted It.

Last post by RonCo « Tue May 26, 2020 11:22 pm
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by jiminyhopkins » Sun May 24, 2020 7:44 pm

Phoenix, AZ--

After reading a rather touching year-end retrospective about the culture of the BBA by the Lord and Master of PPT Ron Collins, the...

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Last post by RonCo
Tue May 26, 2020 11:22 pm
2043-00003: Talons Offer to Buy 1998 Toyota From BBA Commish, Get Counter Offer, Accept it, Are Ignored

Last post by RonCo « Tue May 26, 2020 11:22 pm
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by jiminyhopkins » Tue May 26, 2020 8:49 am

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Astute observers of the Talons Team News page may recall the now infamous Article, written in late 2042, in which the team gave a...

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Last post by RonCo
Tue May 26, 2020 11:22 pm
2042-17: Talons Decide to "At" Every Single BBA GM in Order to Increase Readership of Team News

Last post by njherdfan « Wed May 20, 2020 3:18 pm
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by jiminyhopkins » Sun May 17, 2020 7:34 pm

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Frustrated by the lack of readership, comments, and likes on Talons Team News posts of late, the franchises' Department of Forum...

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Last post by njherdfan
Wed May 20, 2020 3:18 pm
2042-13: Talons GM is Constantly Trolled by Malicious OOTP Program Every Time He Logs in to his Computer

Last post by CTBrewCrew « Mon May 18, 2020 8:28 pm
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by jiminyhopkins » Mon May 11, 2020 8:24 pm

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Phoenix, AZ--

It happens every time.

The reclusive Talons GM pulls up his second-hand office chair, sits down at the office desk he found at the...

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Last post by CTBrewCrew
Mon May 18, 2020 8:28 pm
2042-16: Talons Receive "Thanks" For BBA Forum Post From Over 2 Years Ago

Last post by CTBrewCrew « Mon May 18, 2020 8:24 pm
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by jiminyhopkins » Sun May 17, 2020 12:51 pm

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Phoenix, AZ--

See?? At least SOMEone around here appreciates us! exclaimed the Talons GM this afternoon.

Despite what Mexico City may think,...

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Last post by CTBrewCrew
Mon May 18, 2020 8:24 pm
2042-15: Talons Triggered Amid Reports That Rival GM Called Phoenix "Spoiled Relish" (Whatever That Means)

Last post by jiminyhopkins « Sun May 17, 2020 12:30 pm

by jiminyhopkins » Sun May 17, 2020 12:30 pm

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Reports this morning out of the Talons Front Office seem to indicate consternation over the comments of a rival Johnson League GM. An...

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Last post by jiminyhopkins
Sun May 17, 2020 12:30 pm
2042-14: Talons Aren't Amused that OOTP Program Thinks They Should be Happy About Some Bullshit Player of the Week Award

Last post by RonCo « Sun May 17, 2020 12:13 pm
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by jiminyhopkins » Sat May 16, 2020 11:38 pm

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Phoenix, AZ--

Amid another mediocre season, the Talons don't have much to celebrate.

But not according to OOTP!! Rah, Rah, sis-boom-bah!! Hooray...

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Last post by RonCo
Sun May 17, 2020 12:13 pm
2042-03: Talons Log in to Slack

Last post by CTBrewCrew « Sun May 10, 2020 1:04 am
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by jiminyhopkins » Sun Apr 05, 2020 11:28 am

Phoenix, AZ--

Well lookie what we have here. A draft that is actually worthy of paying attention to. Barely.

That was the word from the Talons...

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Last post by CTBrewCrew
Sun May 10, 2020 1:04 am
2042-11: THE TALONS HAVE DONE A PODCAST!!! (Just not the one you think...)

Last post by CTBrewCrew « Sun May 10, 2020 12:59 am
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by jiminyhopkins » Wed May 06, 2020 10:00 pm

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Phoenix, AZ--

Here you go, one for the plebs out there. (BTW its just me. No @RonCo :( :( :( :( )

A few things to remember:
1. We did not edit...

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Last post by CTBrewCrew
Sun May 10, 2020 12:59 am
2042-12: Talons Call Up #1 Prospect and 80-Potential Hitter Pedro Guzman

Last post by jiminyhopkins « Thu May 07, 2020 2:30 pm
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by jiminyhopkins » Thu May 07, 2020 2:27 pm

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Phoenix, AZ--

Just a straight news item this time, folks.

Well on his way to recording a second consecutive dominant season at AAA Ashland,...

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Last post by jiminyhopkins
Thu May 07, 2020 2:30 pm
2042-10: Talons Learn Valuable Lesson: Never Post a Team News Right Before a Sim, Because No One Will Read It.

Last post by bschr682 « Mon May 04, 2020 4:54 pm
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by jiminyhopkins » Mon May 04, 2020 1:41 pm

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Phoenix, AZ--

It's no secret that the Talons will have to start writing more articles. The club is going to have to build up some PPT's, and not...

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Last post by bschr682
Mon May 04, 2020 4:54 pm
2042-09: Talons Discover That The BBA Slack Channel is Something They Will Never Understand. Also They Make Some Trades.

Last post by jiminyhopkins « Sun May 03, 2020 6:53 pm

by jiminyhopkins » Sun May 03, 2020 6:53 pm

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Over the past few days, the Talons have actually signed into the BBA Slack Channel (more than once!) and marvelled at all of the...

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Last post by jiminyhopkins
Sun May 03, 2020 6:53 pm
2042-08: Talons Research Says People Don't Read Team News With Long Headlines. So Why Does PHX Have the #1 Farm System?

Last post by usnspecialist « Thu Apr 30, 2020 2:33 pm
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by jiminyhopkins » Wed Apr 29, 2020 4:15 pm

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Phoenix, AZ--

Welp, it's that time of year again. The time when the beloved Baseball News Network reports that the Talons have the #1 Farm System in...

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Last post by usnspecialist
Thu Apr 30, 2020 2:33 pm
2042-06: The Talons are Stuck in a World Where Everyone Cares About the BBA a Lot More Than The Talons Do. (sad face)

Last post by 7teen « Sun Apr 26, 2020 10:30 am
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by jiminyhopkins » Sat Apr 18, 2020 11:16 pm

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Phoenix, AZ--

The Talons have never won a championship. In fact they have only won their division a couple times. The Talons never log onto slack,...

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Sun Apr 26, 2020 10:30 am

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