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Bonus Cash and Stadium Maintenance Dues Info & Tracker

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Welcome to the new Bonus Cash and Stadium Maintenance Dues info and Link thread. Note that Bonus Cash and Stadium Maintenance Dues apply only to the...

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TALONS HALL OF low STANDARDS (est. 2049)

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by jiminyhopkins » Thu Feb 10, 2022 4:59 pm

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THE DENNY'S PHOENIX TALONS HALL OF low STANDARDS PRESENTED BY SUBARU

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INAUGURAL CLASS OF 2049

Carlton Winson was a third...

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2064-001: Talons GM is Congratulated for a Great Talons Season... by GETTING FIRED [Breaking News]

Last post by CTBrewCrew « Thu Aug 28, 2025 8:25 pm
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by jiminyhopkins » Thu Aug 07, 2025 9:29 am

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Phoenix, AZ--

As many know, the 2063 Talons won 98 games, setting a franchise record for wins. The club made a profit of $16 million, drew 3.9...

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2064-005: Talons Issue Press Release with Statement from The Reclusive GM

Last post by CTBrewCrew « Thu Aug 28, 2025 8:20 pm
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by jiminyhopkins » Wed Aug 27, 2025 6:28 pm

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Phoenix, AZ--

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE

Talons Reclusive GM Makes Statement

Phoenix, AZ, 04/01/2064 - The Talons are pleased to make the...

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2064-004: Talons Present Another Low Effort Team News Where The Team "Announces Their Opening Day Roster" Or Something

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by jiminyhopkins » Wed Aug 27, 2025 2:48 pm

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Phoenix, AZ--

The Talons open the season at home this year, after winning the division last season and setting a franchise record for wins with 98....

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2064-003: Talons Introduce New Rookie League Coach (Constitutionally Mandated Article)

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by jiminyhopkins » Sat Aug 23, 2025 10:15 pm

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Daytona Beach, FL--

The RNG Lab is complete, the roster is full, and its time to head for Spring Training. In addition to developing players, the...

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Sat Aug 23, 2025 10:16 pm
2064-002: Talons Introduce New Rookie League Coach (Constitutionally Mandated Article)

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by jiminyhopkins » Sat Aug 23, 2025 8:33 pm

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Daytona Beach, FL--

The RNG Lab is complete, the roster is full, and its time to head for Spring Training. In addition to developing players, the...

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Sat Aug 23, 2025 10:13 pm
2035-17: Talons GM: HOF is a "joke"...."Who f**king cares"

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by jiminyhopkins » Mon Jul 02, 2018 12:53 pm

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Phoenix, AZ--

The world of the BBA is buzzing today as reports out of Phoenix indicate that Talons GM Sean Marko was caught on a hot mic at last...

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Tue Aug 19, 2025 6:24 pm
2063-020: Talons Present an Even Lower Effort Team News Format: Potpurri

Last post by jiminyhopkins « Sat Aug 02, 2025 3:41 pm
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by jiminyhopkins » Thu Jul 31, 2025 10:00 pm

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Phoenix, AZ--

Having tried News and Notes as well as Odds and Ends , the Talons for their 20th and final Team News of the 2063 season are trying out...

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2063-018: Talons Minor League Season Recap - Traverse City

Last post by Trebro « Thu Jul 31, 2025 10:06 pm
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by jiminyhopkins » Mon Jul 28, 2025 3:31 am

Traverse City, MI --

The little Talons won their division by 8 games, but lost out in the first round of the playoffs. Their 40-28 record was their...

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Thu Jul 31, 2025 10:06 pm
2063-016: Talons Minor League Season Recap - Toledo

Last post by Trebro « Thu Jul 31, 2025 9:46 pm
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by jiminyhopkins » Mon Jul 28, 2025 2:58 am

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Toledo, OH --

As predicted by this team news article , the legendary Toledo Liberty did indeed finish nearly 30 games worse than the previous year's...

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Thu Jul 31, 2025 9:46 pm
2063-015: Talons Minor League Season Recap - Medicine Hat

Last post by Trebro « Thu Jul 31, 2025 9:36 pm
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by jiminyhopkins » Mon Jul 28, 2025 2:34 am

Medicine Hat, Alberta, CA --

The Flaming Nukes finished in last place in their division, with a 66-74 record. Despite being near .500 most of the...

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Thu Jul 31, 2025 9:36 pm
2063-014: Talons Minor League Season Recap - Surprise

Last post by Trebro « Thu Jul 31, 2025 9:23 pm
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by jiminyhopkins » Mon Jul 28, 2025 2:17 am

Surprise, AZ--

Unfortunately, it was another dreadful season for the Talons AAA team, a club that has been historically bypassed by prospects and...

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Thu Jul 31, 2025 9:23 pm
2063-019: Talons #1 Prospect, Known as 'The Next Adrian Tallent' is Reportedly Fined by Team For Concealing an Injury

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by jiminyhopkins » Wed Jul 30, 2025 10:13 pm

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Toledo, OH --

After the June 2063 BBA Draft, folks around here in this mid-sized Great Lakes city were pretty stoked when word came that first round...

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Thu Jul 31, 2025 9:42 am
2063-017: Talons Minor League Season Recap - Daytona Beach

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by jiminyhopkins » Mon Jul 28, 2025 3:12 am

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Daytona Beach, FL --

The Cruisers nearly won their 9th Short-A championship, but lost out in the finals to Hermosillo. Despite that disappointment,...

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Mon Jul 28, 2025 3:12 am
2063-013: Talons' Hanna Siblings Sound Off on New Yellow Springs International Signing

Last post by Trebro « Sun Jul 27, 2025 8:03 pm
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by jiminyhopkins » Sun Jul 27, 2025 7:13 pm

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Phoenix, AZ--

Recently, news broke out of Yellow Springs that they had signed the second-ever female player to a professional contract. Naturally,...

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Sun Jul 27, 2025 8:03 pm
2063-012: Talons Be Like: "So Are We Supposed to Write Something Now, or What??

Last post by Trebro « Tue Jul 22, 2025 3:32 pm
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by jiminyhopkins » Mon Jul 21, 2025 11:24 pm

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Phoenix, AZ--

So the regular season is over and the Talons have won 98 games. This represents the highest win total in franchise history.

Like,...

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Tue Jul 22, 2025 3:32 pm
2063-009: Talons News And/Or Notes: Is SP Owen Geddes The Final Piece Of The Playoffs Puzzle?

Last post by Trebro « Tue Jul 15, 2025 12:15 pm
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by jiminyhopkins » Tue Jun 24, 2025 1:01 am

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Phoenix, AZ--

Presenting another low-effort news and notes style Team News:

Talons Make Trades
Fresh off the blockbuster deal that saw Rich Dares...

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Tue Jul 15, 2025 12:15 pm
2063-11: Talons Fans Ask: "What Ever Happened to That Really Good Reliever We Used to Have?"

Last post by jiminyhopkins « Mon Jul 14, 2025 6:50 pm

by jiminyhopkins » Mon Jul 14, 2025 6:50 pm

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Phoenix, AZ--

The Talons Electronic Media And Forum Posting Department regularly checks on the social media accounts of the Talons. You know, to...

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Mon Jul 14, 2025 6:50 pm
2063-010: Talons Odds and/or Ends - Another Low Effort Team News For Your Perusal

Last post by Trebro « Mon Jun 30, 2025 11:20 am
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by jiminyhopkins » Sat Jun 28, 2025 6:05 pm

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Phoenix, AZ--

The Talons are always looking for easy ways to get points. And after the last News and/or Notes team news, a helpful GM suggested...

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Mon Jun 30, 2025 11:20 am
2063-008: Talons Single-A Shortstop Keith Hanna Opens Up About Bench Clearing Brawl, 5 Game Suspension [Exclusive]

Last post by CTBrewCrew « Fri Jun 13, 2025 8:59 pm
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by jiminyhopkins » Tue Jun 10, 2025 11:03 pm

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Toledo, OH--

Hey folks, Rob Powers here on special assignment for the Toledo Daily Insider Picayune Telegram TM (One of Northwest Ohio's Finest...

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Fri Jun 13, 2025 8:59 pm
2063-007: Talons GM: "Fuck You!"

Last post by jiminyhopkins « Sun Jun 01, 2025 5:34 pm
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by jiminyhopkins » Sat May 31, 2025 8:57 pm

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Phoenix, AZ--

The Talons Reclusive GM, that (in)famous, cantankerous, prickly old hermit, has finally had enough.

We here at the Phoenix Sun Times...

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Sun Jun 01, 2025 5:34 pm
2063-06: Talons' Single-A Toledo Could be up to 30 Games Worse This Season and Still Win 25th Consecutive Division Title

Last post by CTBrewCrew « Fri May 30, 2025 9:26 pm
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by jiminyhopkins » Sun May 18, 2025 6:32 pm

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Toledo, OH--

2062 was a magical year for the Toledo Liberty, as they went 124-16 in perhaps the best season in professional baseball history. They...

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Fri May 30, 2025 9:26 pm
2063-005: Talons Considering Yet Another Boneheaded Franchise Destroying Move: Turning an 80-rated Closer into a Starter

Last post by Trebro « Tue May 06, 2025 1:38 am
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by jiminyhopkins » Sat May 03, 2025 6:23 pm

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Phoenix, AZ--

Are these guys serious?

Word from an anonymous source inside the Talons Front Office is suggesting a truly mind-boggling move by a...

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Tue May 06, 2025 1:38 am
2063-003: Talons Call Up Coaches from Toledo as Part of Massive Transfer of Talent from Liberty to Phoenix

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by jiminyhopkins » Fri May 02, 2025 10:03 pm

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Phoenix, AZ--

Aki Kondo, PC | Chris Wright, HC

The Talons today announced the departure of major league hitting coach Carlton Winson and...

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Mon May 05, 2025 4:03 pm
2063-004: Talons Shocked That Another BBA Team Actually Wanted to Trade For Someone in the Talons "Farm System"

Last post by recte44 « Sat May 03, 2025 7:32 pm
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by jiminyhopkins » Sat May 03, 2025 2:37 am

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Phoenix, AZ--

Please sir, may I have some more??

No, that's not a line from Oliver Twist, at least not this time.

It all started back in the...

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