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2040, Sim Complete and Upcoming Events

Last post by recte44 « Mon Nov 18, 2019 11:20 am
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by recte44 » Mon Sep 09, 2019 5:48 pm » in League Announcements

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Sim #21 Complete! TRADE DEADLINE IS TUESDAY 7pm CENTRAL!!!
CALENDAR IS UPDATED:

Next Sim:
TRADE DEADLINE and Sim #22
TUE 11/19 7pm Central

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2040-10: Rival GM Challenges Talons to Not Write TN Articles; Talons Expected to Comply by Not Writing Anymore Articles

Last post by CTBrewCrew « Mon Nov 18, 2019 10:05 pm
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by jiminyhopkins » Sat Nov 16, 2019 9:33 am

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Phoenix, AZ--

The Phoenix Talons have been called out.

Oh, not on the baseball field. The team is far too mediocre to attract any challengers in...

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Last post by CTBrewCrew
Mon Nov 18, 2019 10:05 pm
2040-09: Talons On Track For Lowest Team News Output Since 2032, The Year Of The Infamous Talons Team News Boycott

Last post by RonCo « Fri Nov 15, 2019 7:02 pm
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by jiminyhopkins » Fri Nov 15, 2019 8:52 am

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Phoenix, AZ--

This Team News article represents the eighth of the season for the franchise. With a mediocre team that is just about to get kicked...

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Last post by RonCo
Fri Nov 15, 2019 7:02 pm
2040-08: DOOOOOM: Talons GM exuberantly gloats that 'Not a SINGLE ONE of our Players has even been injured yet!!'

Last post by 7teen « Mon Nov 11, 2019 9:51 pm
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by jiminyhopkins » Sat Nov 09, 2019 5:00 pm

Phoenix, AZ--

In what could be one of the classic all time blunders, Talons GM Marko exclaimed to the media this morning that the club has been...

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Last post by 7teen
Mon Nov 11, 2019 9:51 pm
2040-07: Talons Set Draft to 'Auto' Before Making First Pick (Just Like 2035)

Last post by 7teen « Tue Oct 15, 2019 11:39 am
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by jiminyhopkins » Sun Oct 06, 2019 12:02 pm

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Phoenix, AZ--

The Phoenix Talons today have announced that they are going to set their draft to Auto Draft for the duration of the draft, despite...

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Last post by 7teen
Tue Oct 15, 2019 11:39 am
2040-04: Talons Had Absolutely No Use For Their #2 Prospect, So They Traded Him

Last post by GoldenOne « Wed Sep 25, 2019 4:37 pm
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by jiminyhopkins » Sat Sep 21, 2019 9:37 am

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Phoenix, AZ--

When does a #2 prospect become redundant? When his club has better prospects who are closer to the bigs at the positions he plays....

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Last post by GoldenOne
Wed Sep 25, 2019 4:37 pm
2040-06: Talons GM Gets Triggered After Seeing Lumpy LaLoosh's Name On Hall Of Fame Ballott

Last post by jiminyhopkins « Wed Sep 25, 2019 3:49 pm

by jiminyhopkins » Wed Sep 25, 2019 3:49 pm

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Phoenix, AZ--

Talons front office staff were concerned this afternoon after much cursing and banging was heard coming from behind the locked doors...

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Wed Sep 25, 2019 3:49 pm
2040-05: The Talons Woke Up This Morning And Found Some Players Missing, Then They Remembered About The Expansion Draft

Last post by jleddy « Tue Sep 24, 2019 11:39 am
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by jiminyhopkins » Sat Sep 21, 2019 10:05 am

Phoenix, AZ--

The Talons, fresh of a night off wine, women, and song at the local Denny's restaurant , woke up this morning, eventually. They then...

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Last post by jleddy
Tue Sep 24, 2019 11:39 am
2040-03: Talons Expansion Plans = Who Cares

Last post by 7teen « Thu Sep 12, 2019 11:39 am
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by jiminyhopkins » Wed Sep 11, 2019 7:55 pm

Phoenix, AZ--

There has been a lot of furore recently in the BBA about another league expansion. Plans have been laid out by the league, though much...

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Last post by 7teen
Thu Sep 12, 2019 11:39 am
2040-02: Talons Say Goodbye to Platinum Stick, All Star, and 'Loveable Asshole' 3B Brendan Kerndl

Last post by usnspecialist « Tue Sep 10, 2019 1:11 am
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by jiminyhopkins » Mon Sep 09, 2019 3:22 pm

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Phoenix, AZ--

One of the first things the Expansion Phoenix Talons did in 2029 was sign a young IFA third baseman from Germany. And now, Brendan...

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Last post by usnspecialist
Tue Sep 10, 2019 1:11 am
2040-01: Talons Kick Off New Season of Team Newses With Article About Bartolo Ortiz And All His Awards Last Year

Last post by jiminyhopkins « Sun Sep 08, 2019 8:46 pm

by jiminyhopkins » Sun Sep 08, 2019 8:46 pm

Phoenix, AZ--

With the Talons Electronic Media and Forum Posting Department successfully reaching their points goals last season, they wasted no...

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Sun Sep 08, 2019 8:46 pm
2039-15: Talons GM Accused Filling Entire Awards Ballot With Phoenix Players

Last post by 7teen « Sun Sep 08, 2019 12:01 pm
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by jiminyhopkins » Sat Sep 07, 2019 10:40 am

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Phoenix, AZ--

So, Mr. Marko, it appears that you vote for every Talons player on the ballot, regardless of stats. Is this true?

Yes.

So there...

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Last post by 7teen
Sun Sep 08, 2019 12:01 pm
2039-14: 10 Reasons Why The Phoenix Talons Will NOT Make The Playoffs

Last post by 7teen « Sun Sep 08, 2019 9:48 am
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by jiminyhopkins » Wed Aug 21, 2019 7:02 pm

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1. Someone gets hurt

2. Someone gets hurt

3. Someone gets hurt

4. Someone gets hurt

5. Someone gets hurt

6. Ctrl + V

7. Someone gets hurt

8....

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Last post by 7teen
Sun Sep 08, 2019 9:48 am
2039-16: Talons Gunning Hard For 100 Posts So They Can Get The Extra Two Bonus Points

Last post by 7teen « Sun Sep 08, 2019 9:45 am
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by jiminyhopkins » Sat Sep 07, 2019 2:34 pm

Phoenix, AZ--

Let's be honest, the Talons Electronic Media and Forum Posting Department hasn't exactly been firing on all cylinders lately.

Only...

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Last post by 7teen
Sun Sep 08, 2019 9:45 am
2039-13: Talons Done, Don't Care; Will Likely be Knocked Out of Playoffs Within a Week, Still Don't Care

Last post by jiminyhopkins « Wed Aug 07, 2019 7:00 am

by jiminyhopkins » Wed Aug 07, 2019 7:00 am

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Phoenix, AZ--

The world is ending, its all crashing down, we're doomed and there's nothing we can do about it.

That's the mood around the front...

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Wed Aug 07, 2019 7:00 am
2019-12: r/phoenixtalons

Last post by RonCo « Sat Aug 03, 2019 12:47 pm
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by jiminyhopkins » Sat Aug 03, 2019 6:24 am

r/phoenixtalons
u/robpowersphoenixsuntimespostdispatch

What the hell is a reddit anyway?

Comments:

talonsgm
I have no fuckin idea. im too old for...

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Last post by RonCo
Sat Aug 03, 2019 12:47 pm
2039-11: Talons Still Best Team in Baseball, Still Don't Care Enough to Write a Team News About It

Last post by shoeless.db « Thu Aug 01, 2019 8:59 pm
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by jiminyhopkins » Thu Aug 01, 2019 10:32 am

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Phoenix, AZ—

Hey guys, its Rob Powers, your intrepid sports reporter for the Phoenix Sun Times Post Dispatch (One of Phoenix’s Best Newspapers). I...

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Thu Aug 01, 2019 8:59 pm
2039-10: Talons Announce Boycott of Talons Season Preview Series

Last post by jiminyhopkins « Tue Jul 02, 2019 2:11 pm
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by jiminyhopkins » Tue Jul 02, 2019 12:45 pm

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Phoenix, AZ --

You just knew this was coming, didn't you.

The Talons today announced a boycott of the long running Talons Season Preview Series,...

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Tue Jul 02, 2019 2:11 pm
2039-08: Talons Season Preview Series: Catcher

Last post by jleddy « Tue Jul 02, 2019 2:45 am
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by jiminyhopkins » Sat Jun 29, 2019 7:35 pm

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Welcome to the 2039 edition of the Phoenix Talons Season Preview Series. Without Ted here to comment on all of our articles, these will likely become...

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Last post by jleddy
Tue Jul 02, 2019 2:45 am
2039-07: Talons Announce Boycott of Ron Collins' GM's Corner Podcast

Last post by RonCo « Tue Jul 02, 2019 1:46 am
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by jiminyhopkins » Sat Jun 29, 2019 3:26 pm

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Phoenix, AZ--

In their second announcement of the day related to current or former BBA General Managers, The Talons have announced an official...

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Last post by RonCo
Tue Jul 02, 2019 1:46 am
2039-06: Talons Announce Ted Schmidt Appreciation Night at the Ballpark

Last post by felipe « Sun Jun 30, 2019 12:05 pm
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by jiminyhopkins » Sat Jun 29, 2019 8:52 am

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Phoenix, AZ--

In the universe of the BBA, it's hard to stay relevant. There are always new faces, new perspectives. And a lot of them can write,...

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Last post by felipe
Sun Jun 30, 2019 12:05 pm
2039-09: Talons Season Preview Series: First Base

Last post by jiminyhopkins « Sat Jun 29, 2019 7:38 pm

by jiminyhopkins » Sat Jun 29, 2019 7:38 pm

Time to look at the first basemen. Not too closely though. We don't want things to get weird.

ML Starter: William Moreland (70/70)

This lefty power...

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Sat Jun 29, 2019 7:38 pm
2039-04: Talons Trade Boycott Not Working Out So Well

Last post by jiminyhopkins « Sat Jun 29, 2019 3:04 pm
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by jiminyhopkins » Thu Jun 27, 2019 2:39 pm

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Phoenix, AZ--

The Talons supposedly had a trade boycott in effect, put into place after the ratings shift from a while back. But they apparently are...

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Sat Jun 29, 2019 3:04 pm
2039-05: Talons Had Money, Offered Some Extensions, Now Have Less Money

Last post by jiminyhopkins « Thu Jun 27, 2019 3:06 pm

by jiminyhopkins » Thu Jun 27, 2019 3:06 pm

Phoenix, AZ--

The Talons are a loyal bunch, and the recent spate of extensions proves that they are committed to their players, Jean-Luc Lacaze not...

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Thu Jun 27, 2019 3:06 pm
2039-03: Talons Won Some Awards Last Season, if We Remember Correctly, We're Not Sure

Last post by jiminyhopkins « Thu Jun 27, 2019 2:22 pm

by jiminyhopkins » Thu Jun 27, 2019 2:22 pm

Thad Meyer was awarded the Zimmer DIamond Glove award for his work in right field last season. In addition to his offensive contributions, Meyer only...

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Thu Jun 27, 2019 2:22 pm
2039-02: Talons Refuse to Write Article About Player Turned Coach Because They Want to See What Happens

Last post by RonCo « Sun Jun 23, 2019 1:31 am
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by jiminyhopkins » Sat Jun 22, 2019 6:29 pm

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Phoenix, AZ

The Phoenix Talons experienced a first in franchise history this past offseason. One of their minor league players decided to retire and...

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Last post by RonCo
Sun Jun 23, 2019 1:31 am

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