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63.014 | Bikini Throws Cash at Kids

Post by RonCo » Wed May 21, 2025 12:25 pm

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Krill Add Five "Bargain" IFA


March 17, 2063 Forever Land: After being limited in spending due to their GM's extravagance last season, the Bikini Krill announced that five players will be joining their youth development complex this spring. The five join Bhaumendra Shubha to make a half0dozen diamonds in the (very) rough:

PlayerPosBonus ($K)AgeCountryPOT
Colm DingleCF$39517Englad35
Abdul-samad NabihCF$35016Kuwait35
Amid Abdul-rafiRF$15017Afghanistan35
Bemus Tsyoma1B$39516Greece45
Melancton Meletoglou2B$34916Greece35
Bhaumendra Shubha2B$30017India30
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Of the five, 16-year-old Bemus Tsyoma is thought the most likely to make it to the atoll one day. Already at 6'6" he's considered an all-around athlete with a mature approach to the game. "He's a clubhouse rat," read one scout's report. "Quiet, but able to block out distractions. Just wants to play ball and not be bothered." If he can maintain fluidity as he grows into his body, some think he can become a solid contributor.

The Krill are also high on Dingle (*), though most suggest he may not be able to stick in center field.

(*) This publication denies any truth to the accusation that our writers and editorial staff included that endorsement simply as an excuse to call the team "high on Dingle."


Class Considered Step Down From 2062

Given the price tag of these guys, it's not surprising that fan reaction was lukewarm after last season's haul, one of whom (Platon Mousa) is already up with the Krill's R-level club, and the other two likely to follow this season.

"It's always hard to judge any set of 16-year-old baseball players," said Misty Morgan, baseball anchor at Forever Land Sports Network. "All you can really do is step aside, remember what it was like to be sixteen, and let them chase their dreams.
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Re: 63.014 | Bikini Throws Cash at Kids

Post by BaseClogger » Wed May 21, 2025 1:15 pm

There’s some offensive tools there but they’re all first baseman.
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Re: 63.014 | Bikini Throws Cash at Kids

Post by RonCo » Wed May 21, 2025 1:35 pm

We're baiting the hook to lure in the Blazers.
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