Observers to the explosion by the club's patriarch couldn't believe what was happening. "I mean, you hear about this kind of thing all of the time in Phoenix among those Denny's and Subaru cult members," said manager Henry Rectenberg. "Not usually here, and not usually Recte. I mean, didn't he write these rules?"
Assistant GM Aaron Burnette was animated following the encounter. "Here it's October, we haven't seen him all year, and this is what we get from him? Passive aggressive nonsense? He didn't even notice my contract expired, so you can call me EX-Assistant GM Burnette. I'm out. Maybe the Talons will sign me. At least they're consistent."
With that, the first chapter in what promises to be an interesting offseason in the desert concluded.
