From the blog of JRamirez, somewhere near the Antarctic:
Back in Des Moines, preparing the team for the 2062 opening series at Yellow Springs (which will surely be a sweep say the hopefuls), Kernels manager addresses the club:
Off Topic
"OK, Kernels, the pundits have spoken. Some say we win 70, some say we win 80. F*ck all that! I say we win 90, I say we win a 100. Everyone in Iowa knows last year was a fluke. This year we gonna..., um, we gonna... puke, no, nuke! We're gonna nuke! We're gonna rock and nuke! And we start with a sweep of *&^&# Yellow Springs. Let's destroy the Springs! Let's blow them all up! Let's destroy the Heartland! Let's destroy the Frick!"
In other news, the team announces the YouTube channel, ML Concerts, as a new sponsor. The team is searching through Meat Loaf songs to be the team fight song. "Ah, hell, let's just choose the obvious!" Jenkins said. "Bat out of Hell!"
"But there are no bats in Des Moines!" asst GM Acosta offered.
"Bite your tongue, ese, and don't ever say that again! You want a slow swim back to PR? Bats! Hell, we got lots of 'em, Matsunaga, Perez, Koo koo, Okubo, Rodriguez, hell we're gonna lead the Frick in round dingers!"
"About the financial aspect..."
"Sure, sure, I know the numbers, 25 million dollar loss. I say, that ain't happening!" Jenkins said. "Now, throw me that obit of the Meat. Don't know much about him."
Costa, not Acosta, handles Jenkins his tablet, with the obit;
"January 20, 2022," Jenkins reads. "uh huh, so forty years ago..."
"Keep reading, boss"
"Meat Loaf died January 20, 2022 in Nashville, Tennessee..."
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