Kernel of Truth 62.21 - El Paso (AAA) crushes Rockford (CHI) 22-1, 31-8, 20-9

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Kernel of Truth 62.21 - El Paso (AAA) crushes Rockford (CHI) 22-1, 31-8, 20-9

Post by JRamirez » Tue Feb 11, 2025 5:46 pm

Something is stank in Rockford. I hope it is not their dogs. The Hounds of El Paso destroyed the Bulldogs by no mercy softball scores Monday, Tuesday, and Wednesday. It seems the Dogs have one pitcher, Neill 'Beast' Fenomore, who seems to be in purgatory if his 15.78 ERA is any indication.

The bad part is that the Hounds' now have inflated batting stats and deflated pitching stats. For instance, you'll find the following batting stats:

C Pablo Gonzáles: .382/470/636, helped by 10 hits against the Dogs;
1B Carl McLeod: .426/500/544, helped by 9 hits in the three games. McLeod tied the team's single-game rbi record with 7, held by two dozen other players, although only four in the last 20 years.
CF Bob Chastain: .406/473/578, helped by eight hits versus the Dogs. Chastain now has a 13-game hitting streak.

The Hounds romped to a 14-run 5th inning in the 22-1 game (won by veteran southpaw Derek Dyce). El Paso had a ten-run inning in the 31-8 beatdown; something they also accomplished in the 20-9 series finale.

Six El Paso batters were hits batsmen in one game, and this shows that this neglect from the Chicago organization poses a heightened injury risk to their opponents.
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