2055-0014: Talons Facing Legal Nightmare as Area Businesses Cash In on Joseph Mother Craze

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2055-0014: Talons Facing Legal Nightmare as Area Businesses Cash In on Joseph Mother Craze

Post by jiminyhopkins » Sun Jul 16, 2023 2:58 pm

Phoenix, AZ--

Ahh, free enterprise. The concept that, if a market exists, a business will spring up to exploit it.

But for the Talons (and their law student interns), it just means more work filing cease and desist orders against a number of Phoenix area entrepreneurs who have quickly moved into the "Mother" space without the permission of the player or the team.

The first to rebrand, as soon as Joseph Mother hit his first BBA home run on the night of his debut, was a rather obvious one:
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Soon thereafter, a rather inventive take on a new quick service chicken restaurant concept:
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Mere hours later, a new Phoenix-area gaming facility opened its doors:
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And, as duty calls, another business was quickly formed to clean up the mess:
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Be sure to patronize these fine Central Arizona establishments while you can! The Talons Legal Team is on the case!
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Post by Dington » Sun Jul 16, 2023 5:16 pm

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Re: 2055-0014: Talons Facing Legal Nightmare as Area Businesses Cash In on Joseph Mother Craze

Post by mragland » Sun Jul 16, 2023 5:18 pm

Good to know that my investment in 'Mother Pluckers' hair removal salon is safe for the moment.
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Post by Jwalk100 » Sun Jul 16, 2023 5:53 pm

When I was stationed in Abilene, Texas in the 80's there was a Fuddruckers and a Po'Folks restaurant next to each other. We thought we could put a restaurant in the middle for enlisted personnel called PoorFuckers.
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Re: 2055-0014: Talons Facing Legal Nightmare as Area Businesses Cash In on Joseph Mother Craze

Post by Trebro » Sun Aug 06, 2023 6:27 pm

These are just pure joy! And a hat tip to your photo editing skills, too.

Your Mom Saga is just getting started, too!

PS: My wife found this whole sequence hysterical. I told her "this is why I love these guys!"
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