It was reported earlier today by the Phoenix Sun Times Post DispatchTM (One of Phoenix's Greatest NewspapersTM) that an application was filed today with the US Patent And Trademark OfficeTM in AlexandriaTM, VirginiaTM by Central Arizona Concessions LLCTM dba Phoenix Talons Base Ball Club IncorporatedTM.
Utilizing a Public Information RequestTM under the auspices of the Freedom of Information ActTM, the esteemed Greater Central Arizona Metropolitan AreaTM publication was able to determine what the application was for. According to records released by the US Department of CommerceTM, on July 6th, 2060, an application was filed to register and protect the intellectual property known far and wide as Your MomTM.
According to the Description of Goods and ServicesTM on file with the USPTOTM, Your MomTM and all subsequent descriptions thereof fall under the following articles:
- Entertainment services, namely live appearances by a baseball player (Class 041);
- Clothing, namely, athletic uniforms, caps, coats, golf shirts, hats, head bands, jackets, jerseys, polo shirts, socks, sweaters, sweat pants, sweat shirts, tee shirts, tank tops, ties, turtleneck sweaters, and wind resistant jackets (Class 025);
- Concession stands featuring food and drink (Class 035);
- Stadium services, namely, providing facilities for sports, concerts, and exhibitions (Class 043);
- Toys and sporting goods, namely, playing cards, bobbing head dolls, miniature baseball bats, mini batting helmet replicas, baseballs, holders for baseballs, autographed baseballs, baseball bats, batting gloves, and baseball gloves (Class 028).
Go Talons!TM
