2062-023: Talons Low Effort Bullshit Stadium Fees Post #17: Felix Roman

[jiminyhopkins]

Felix Roman is a 6'1" 200lb outfielder from Towson, Maryland. He was born on December 10th, 2019. Felix Roman was acquired by the Talons last season via minor league free agency, signing a AAA contract with a $420,069 bonus. Roman is one of the most accomplished and decorated BBA players of all time. He was called up by the Talons in September, whereupon he recorded his 4000th career hit on September 16th, 2062.

Talons Scouting Director Schytt E. Pyck had this to say: "What do you want me to say? Seriously? This guy is one of the greatest of all time and the Talons could never have a hope or a prayer of ever developing anyone even half as good as this guy. I'm just glad he got that 4000th hit. And what's more, now that he's a Talon, we can vote for him in the Hall of Fame!"

Go talons.

[BTuck2112]

This guy came back to haunt me with his 4,000 hit

[woods]

I traded this guy for Cordell Vaughn once, who I see is also now in the Talons' system. I still say time will tell which one ends up being the better player.