Sean V. Marko is a 6'0" 180lb Reclusive General Manager from Toledo, Ohio. He was born on October 1st, 1978. He was acquired by the current iteration of the Talons in the 2029 BBA expansion draft. Previously, Marko was the GM of the Phoenix Talons in the NACBA, the Phoenix/Traverse City Talons in the original GBC, the Washington Bobwhites in the MBBA, the Munchen Brauers in the EBA, and the Tokyo Pearls in the modern GBC.
He has won only a single, solitary league championship in over 100 seasons of internet sim league baseball, probably because he just isn't very good at this sort of thing. He probably pays too much attention to his actual job, as a Core Process Control Room Operator at the Local Neighborhood Iron Smelter and as Chief Financial Officer of the Local Steelworkers Union. He is on record in saying (ad nauseum) that Stadium Fees are an artificial construct that has no basis in the actual sim engine, so therefore they are bullshit.
Talons Scouting Director Schytt E. Pyck had this to say: "What an asshole. Yeah, he hired me, and I've done nothing but fuck up for all this time, but he hasn't fired me yet, so that shows how monumentally stupid he is. He constantly complains about the league he is in, and then, like clockwork, does some sort of 'boycott' and refuses to participate or make any trades."
"And when he does end up making a trade, it is so idiotic and franchise-destroying that the Talons are usually ruined in the process. I guess he'd rather run his billion-dollar iron processing plant than actually put some effort in the truly important things, like fake internet baseball. Why this guy hasn't been kicked out yet is beyond me. Oh whoop de-freakin-do, his A ball team has won like 30 straight division titles. Who fucking cares. Get a life, loser."
GO TALONS
