Palin Back to Blockbuster; 2029, V8

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Palin Back to Blockbuster; 2029, V8

Post by Bumstead » Thu Dec 08, 2016 11:37 am

In another shocking move, just days from making 2 other trades, Mr. Palin dumped off Jacky Voorneveld, Cisco Ortiz, and Jesus Duarte for Bo Jordan and what appears to be another group of warty, magic beans...

One fan, who seems to really be into it had this to say, "what the fuck, man, I mean this Palin dude is like a fuckin' machine gun going off. He's firing it at all these teams but it ain't bullets coming out a 'der. He's firing players to all the teams in the league. And we ain't getting shit back. Hell, this Jordan guy make $19M a year and he's washed up....who know who these other guys are. Plus I just went back to the stadium to get a refund on my season tickets and you know what? No fucking refunds...How's 'dat for weak sauce, eh? They'll be sorry they messed wit me when I'm finished wit the lot of them, eh...."

Well, he seemed to know what he was talking about prior to the interview anyway. I think it's a crock of shit if the River Monsters won't let him return his season tickets. If he doesn't want them, take them back and sell them to someone else. Anyway, here is a list of the other players Twin Cities received:

David Gutierrez, RP.
Ivan Castillo, CF.
Josh Brown, SP.

Josh Brown seems to be the prize here, I guess, but he's so far away from MLB.

Mr. Palin on the deal, "You guys have so many questions. I love the trade. I drafted guys I could trade and I traded them. Bye."

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Re: Palin Back to Blockbuster; 2029, V8

Post by recte44 » Thu Dec 08, 2016 11:38 am

At least you'll get a fan boost from Jordan.

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Re: Palin Back to Blockbuster; 2029, V8

Post by felipe » Thu Dec 08, 2016 11:42 am

when that Jordan kid develops, he's gonna be a monster

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Re: Palin Back to Blockbuster; 2029, V8

Post by Bumstead » Thu Dec 08, 2016 11:43 am

recte44 wrote:At least you'll get a fan boost from Jordan.
True. He can DH or at least platoon there until he completely dies.

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Re: Palin Back to Blockbuster; 2029, V8

Post by felipe » Thu Dec 08, 2016 11:43 am

And I'm not real happy you're in my division

I'm dead in two seasons

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Re: Palin Back to Blockbuster; 2029, V8

Post by Bumstead » Thu Dec 08, 2016 11:46 am

felipe wrote:And I'm not real happy you're in my division

I'm dead in two seasons
I'm definitely looking forward to this team turning around when these kids start to hit the big time. It should be a fun rivalry!

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Re: Palin Back to Blockbuster; 2029, V8

Post by RonCo » Thu Dec 08, 2016 10:22 pm

Bumstead wrote:
recte44 wrote:At least you'll get a fan boost from Jordan.
True. He can DH or at least platoon there until he completely dies.
For his cash, I assume he would be wheeled out on a palate even after he was dead. Kind of a Weekend at Bo's promo.
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