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Leaked Audio Casts Questions of Internal Strife
“See What the GD Pen Can Do On Their Own” says anonymous voice
May 30, 2061: Forever Land – Yes, ut’s true. The Bikini Krill bullpen is a sizzling sensation—or, at least it had been until the month of May, a period that has seen the group fray at the ends a bit. News today, though, coming in the form of a leaked recording of a secret meeting, suggests that the problem may well be on the front end, where members of the rotation have entered what appears to be a suicide pact (for the lack of a better phrase), all agreeing to throw horrible games just for spit.
“They’ve got that fancy little car to bring them in,” said one digitally distorted voice.
“And a whole drive in song,” added another.
“I think it’s time we gave them a lesson, don’t you?” said a third—rumored to be Jon Brown. “Let’s see what that goddammed pen can do on their own.”
The Krill front office had no comment at time of publication, and manager Kate Fiscus wasn’t providing her normal access to pretty much anything. But a review of the records show that since the second week of May, every member of the team’s rotation has taken what appears to be dives.
The resulting extra bullpen workload has caused some obvious distress at times.
So, inquiring minds want to know…are the Krill front-enders jealous of the caboose?
How will the team respond to this accusation? Is the season over before it began?
Stay tuned.
“See What the GD Pen Can Do On Their Own” says anonymous voice
May 30, 2061: Forever Land – Yes, ut’s true. The Bikini Krill bullpen is a sizzling sensation—or, at least it had been until the month of May, a period that has seen the group fray at the ends a bit. News today, though, coming in the form of a leaked recording of a secret meeting, suggests that the problem may well be on the front end, where members of the rotation have entered what appears to be a suicide pact (for the lack of a better phrase), all agreeing to throw horrible games just for spit.
“They’ve got that fancy little car to bring them in,” said one digitally distorted voice.
“And a whole drive in song,” added another.
“I think it’s time we gave them a lesson, don’t you?” said a third—rumored to be Jon Brown. “Let’s see what that goddammed pen can do on their own.”
The Krill front office had no comment at time of publication, and manager Kate Fiscus wasn’t providing her normal access to pretty much anything. But a review of the records show that since the second week of May, every member of the team’s rotation has taken what appears to be dives.
| Pitcher | Date | Vs. | Result | IP | H | R | ER | BB | K | Dec |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Jon Brown | 5/28/2061 | @ OMA | Loss, 5-9 | 1.2 | 7 | 6 | 6 | 2 | 0 | Loss |
| Arturo Meza | 5/27/2061 | @ OMA | Loss, 8-11 | 5 | 12 | 7 | 7 | 1 | 2 | |
| Takashi Nakamura | 5/25/2061 | YS9 | Loss, 3-7 | 1.2 | 7 | 6 | 6 | 0 | 1 | Loss |
| Brody Picot | 5/24/2061 | YS9 | Loss, 5-7 | 3.1 | 6 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 1 | Loss |
| Francisco Ortiz | 5/21/2061 | DM | Loss, 6-17 | 0.2 | 5 | 7 | 7 | 2 | 0 | Loss |
| Takashi Nakamura | 5/20/2061 | DM | Loss, 5-6 | 2.2 | 7 | 5 | 5 | 2 | 1 | |
| Takashi Nakamura | 5/9/2061 | LBC | Loss, 4-16 | 2.1 | 7 | 5 | 5 | 2 | 4 | Loss |
| Jon Brown | 5/6/2061 | @ SAC | Loss, 5-8 | 2.2 | 8 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 | Loss |
The resulting extra bullpen workload has caused some obvious distress at times.
So, inquiring minds want to know…are the Krill front-enders jealous of the caboose?
How will the team respond to this accusation? Is the season over before it began?
Stay tuned.