63.028 | Glass Wants to Pitch On The Atoll

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63.028 | Glass Wants to Pitch On The Atoll

Post by RonCo » Fri Jun 06, 2025 10:17 am

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May 14, 2063 They say the kid's fastball couldn't break the glass he's named for, but that hasn't stopped Paul Glass from dreaming big. "I'd love to go straight to the Krill," said the unassuming kid from Midland, Texas after signing the bonus baby deal that made him a professional baseball player earlier this week. Glass, who turned 21 two days after signing the deal, celebrated by paying off his parents' mortgage.

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A controversial selection even within the inner sanctum of the team's executive offices, Glass is considered well-developed and could well see himself in a Bikini uniform sooner rather than later. He threw 62 innings while in Gulf college, but hasn't thrown in a game since February. In addition, detractors note that Glass, who is a rare breed of righty junk baller who lives by hitting spots and mixing an 89 MPH fastball with what are routinely described as three more "underwhelming" pitches, had an ugly year, posting only a 5-4 record with a 6.42 ERA. Supporters note that the side-numbers were better (63 FIP-) in an unworldly offensive environment.

While Glass and the rest of the world wait a decision, it is clear that the Krill could use a fifth starter, having leaned on Paul Worboys, Takashi Nakamura, Arturo Meza, and rookie Nelson Williams as a core four, and swapping out Steve Truss and Felix Vidaca for fifth starts so far. If Glass is not the option, journeyman Jeremy Nickerson could be recalled from AAA Pasco, but if the Klub was happy about that idea it probably would already have happened.

Forever Land Sports Network's baseball desk anchor Misty Morgan was pragmatic about the decision, noting that it made no sense to take a big dive. "I expect Glass will throw at least one game in AAA," she said. "He hasn't thrown in game situations for almost three months, and the pressure on the kid is going to be intense no matter what, but you could argue that it would be a form of malpractice to plug the guy into a big league start without at least getting him prepped."
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Re: 63.028 | Glass Wants to Pitch On The Atoll

Post by aaronweiner » Fri Jun 06, 2025 10:57 am

It's said the pitch of a Glass can be changed just by adding water.

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Re: 63.028 | Glass Wants to Pitch On The Atoll

Post by RonCo » Fri Jun 06, 2025 11:18 am

Then the dude better be guzzling.
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Re: 63.028 | Glass Wants to Pitch On The Atoll

Post by BaseClogger » Fri Jun 06, 2025 1:51 pm

In case of emergency, break out Glass.
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Re: 63.028 | Glass Wants to Pitch On The Atoll

Post by JRamirez » Fri Jun 06, 2025 1:56 pm

looking forward to seeing him in action; we will be glad to smash him this week
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Re: 63.028 | Glass Wants to Pitch On The Atoll

Post by RonCo » Fri Jun 06, 2025 3:01 pm

He might get a shot at the DMO in the last game of the series. We'll see.
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Re: 63.028 | Glass Wants to Pitch On The Atoll

Post by ae37jr » Fri Jun 06, 2025 3:58 pm

JRamirez wrote:
Fri Jun 06, 2025 1:56 pm
looking forward to seeing him in action; we will be glad to smash him this week
'Huckleberry' Flinn is going to have 6 hits in 5 at bats against this guy.
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