2060.06 Southpaw Submariner Marine UPDATE

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(A very poor entry into the Mad Popes annals)

Southpaw Submariner Marine Kevin Wyckoff is slowly proving himself to be nearly viable as an actual prospect in the BBA. Over 21 innings at Short Season A ball in Philipsburg (why have I not moved this sad minor league club somewhere else by now?), the former African collegiate pitcher has posted miniscule 1.29 ERA, allowing only three run, all coming from gopher balls.

"Would you mind if I put on some clothes or covered myself with a towel before we chat?" Wyckoff said when asked about his recent success on the mound. "You're kind of reminding me of James Walker from Hawaii who required that he personally scout my physical form during my pro day."

Over his season and a half in professional baseball, Wyckoff has made strides in improving his pitch movement and control. Scouts now rate his potential as a four in each category, up from three just last season. The ceiling is the limit for the former 420th pick of the 2059 draft.

"Stop taking pictures! I'm not comfortable with this."

Wyckoff and the Saints travel to Georgetown to take on the Palms this Tuesday, the first meeting between the two teams in 2060.

"Did you just lick your lips? Wait! Are you James Walker? Holy sh!t, you are. Get out of here!"

[Picnic table has no meaning]

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(A very poor entry into the Mad Popes annals)

Southpaw Submariner Marine Kevin Wyckoff is slowly proving himself to be nearly viable as an actual prospect in the BBA. Over 21 innings at Short Season A ball in Philipsburg (why have I not moved this sad minor league club somewhere else by now?), the former African collegiate pitcher has posted miniscule 1.29 ERA, allowing only three run, all coming from gopher balls.

"Would you mind if I put on some clothes or covered myself with a towel before we chat?" Wyckoff said when asked about his recent success on the mound. "You're kind of reminding me of James Walker from Hawaii who required that he personally scout my physical form during my pro day."

Over his season and a half in professional baseball, Wyckoff has made strides in improving his pitch movement and control. Scouts now rate his potential as a four in each category, up from three just last season. The ceiling is the limit for the former 420th pick of the 2059 draft.

"Stop taking pictures! I'm not comfortable with this."

Wyckoff and the Saints travel to Georgetown to take on the Palms this Tuesday, the first meeting between the two teams in 2060.

"Did you just lick your lips? Wait! Are you James Walker? Holy sh!t, you are. Get out of here!"

[Picnic table has no meaning]

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