3 Wolves Den - 2051.25 - Wolves GM hurt in freak accident

[CTBrewCrew]

By Javaris Jamar Javarison-Lamar | JavarisJamarJavarison-Lamar@3Wolves.net

Madison, WI


After a full day of league meetings GM Simon of the Madison Wolves is in critical condition after opening the leagues Stats+ website to catch up on some league news, and to see if @niles08 has released #FreeFerrell yet. At that exact moment he opened his trusty Netscape Navigator web browser he fell prey to some heartless bastard's idea of a practical joke at over at Stats+. Dark mode was turned off.

Upon viewing the page for merely a few seconds GM Simon's Rods and cones were severely damaged. The screams of "My eyes!!! The goggles do nothing...." could be heard throughout the complex. Team doctors rushed into his office in horror. "It's like this to looking at the sun, (or Kates boobies when she's visiting from Portland) @7teen, neither of which you can do for too long, or your risk permanent damage." Team Trainer Chandler Hutchins said.



Below is reenactment of what took place police say...





Exhibit A to be provided in the upcoming lawsuit - Stats+ v Madison Wolves

[niles08]

Ferrell is going to be a lifelong Cyclone. I'll keep him on the roster all year and then send him down the next 3, only to have him another 5 years after that.

[GoldenOne]

Ferrell is going to be a lifelong Cyclone. I'll keep him on the roster all year and then send him down the next 3, only to have him another 5 years after that.

But what do you want for him?

[niles08]

Ferrell is going to be a lifelong Cyclone. I'll keep him on the roster all year and then send him down the next 3, only to have him another 5 years after that.

But what do you want for him?

There was a time many moons ago when @CTBrewCrew refused to trade with me because I was in his division. Now he shall pay the consequences.

[CTBrewCrew]

I SHALL NEVER TRADE IN MY DIVISION GOOD SIR!!! We in Madison believe you don't poop where you eat!.


Ooooo Ferrell will be mine someday,....muahahahahaha @niles08

[7teen]

It's been said staring at Kate's boobies is more dangerous than staring at the sun. Granted, the effects must not take hold for a while since I can still see fine! I do have excess hair growing on my palms though.