The Official 2053 Black Sox Preview: A Gif is Worth a Thousand Words
Chicago,April 21, 2053 -- Usually we here at the Black Sox Baseball Blog post our official preview during spring training, but we are late. We are lazy. We are apathetic. Sue us.
Anyway, our parents taught us "A picture is worth a thousand words." (They also taught us pot will ruin our brains, so they're batting .500). The updated aphorism (I googled that word to make sure I was using it correctly) is 'A gif is worth a thousand words also.' So rather than actually write out our thoughts, we present the gif version of our 2053 Official Black Sox Preview:
The Black Sox so far this season are 5-13, good for the literal ass hole of the Heartland Division.
