Slug This...The Hopkins Era...2009 3.8 SamSung wins

[felipe]

"Christ...look at this place....what a sausage party."GMHopkins walks into the crowded bustling Slugger changing room at Locust Grove. Players are in various stages of undress, evidently a game has just finished.

"GM!"the dressing room erupts as one.

"Ok guys, gather round, I got something to say."

Terry Coture,"Oh, shit."

"Nah, its ok, lunchbox...i'm not sending anyone down to AAA today...I'm proud of all you boys, even you Coture."

The room erupts in confused babbling voices.

"Wait...What?"

"Did GM just say he was proud?"

"Whats going on?

"What's wrong with Salas? Man, he's really let himself go."

"My last paycheque bounced!"

GM Hopkins holds up his hands,"Ok boys, that's enough...Listen, great job tonight, shitting all over Vancouver...well...maybe not you Campbell...way to throw gasoline on that fire in the eighth!"

The room erupts again, "Yea! You suck Campbell!" "Go back to Maryland." "Seriously though, how are you still on this team?" "I'm not paying a lot for this muffler."

GM addresses the team once more,"Well...maybe Campbell had a bad eighth, but he really pulled through for us the rest of the way..but how about that 'Canadian legend' Deacon Egan?"

The room erupts once more. "That's right, baby, Egan can eat shit!" "That's my boy Clarkie, way to represent!" "Fungo made the Fun - Go out of his night , baby!" "Canada sucks!"

GM Hopkins,"Yep...nothing better than a tenth inning walk-off victory...great job guys. But that's not really why I'm here...I'm here because the MBBA has just awarded Sam Sung its JL Rookie of the month for April 2009!"

"Atta-Boy TV!" "All-right!" "You da man Sam!" "Hey Play-Ah!" "Lets all get Fucked Up, and trash this town! Time to do some really fucked up shit!"

The room falls suddenly silent and every player turns slowly back to face GM Hopkins.

"I mean...errr...see you guys tomorrow..."GM Hopkins slowly backs out of the room.

[wualumni]

Conspiracy!!!!! Rosales deserved RoTM.


Jason Martin
GM - California Crusaders