
Us: “Hardly anyone balks in a run!” José Rodríguez: “Hold my beer.” That’s just insanity to have two consecutive episodes. And our head Goat inches towards rare atmosphere.
The Walkoff Watch Terminology
balkoff When a pitcher balks in the winning run.
derpoff When a pitcher walks in the winning run, hits a batter with the bases full, or the winning run scores due to a wild pitch or error.
200-proof walkoff When the home team scores in the bottom of a previous inning to extend the game and then scores with a walkoff in a subsequent inning.
pimpoff When the home team scores a walkoff following the visiting team tying the game to cause extra innings (or more extra innings) or scoring what would have been the winning run if the home team hadn’t responded.
Table of Contents
Sim Team and Player Highlights
Sim Outcomes
The Nitty Gritty: Records of Elation and Despair
The Nitty Gritty: Heroes
The Nitty Gritty: Goats
The Nitty Gritty: Derps
Ep. 17 Team and Player Highlights
- Atlantic City (18-7) keeps its torrid pace up in 1-run games. Brook Park (10-20) couldn’t see any more all season and they would be happy.
- Calgary (4-7) went from being involved in 6 walkoffs to 11 in one episode. They went 1-4 in 5 such contests.
- Jacksonville (11-5) was 4-0 in walkoffs this episode. Bikini (7-4) and Yellow Springs (5-5) took 3 of 4, while Cobble Hill (5-7) and San Antonio (2-11) each split 4 walkoffs.
- Speaking of San Antonio (2-11), woof. Not handling walkoffs kindly. Rosenblatt (5-1) has seen the least number of walkoffs.
- Another balkoff! Cobble Hill’s (5-7) José Rodríguez had a bug fly in his mouth with a runner on 3rd and delivered the 2nd balkoff of 2063.
- Jacksonville’s (11-5) Benedict Daniel joined the pack atop the Atlas standings delivering his 3rd on the year.
- Calgary’s (4-7) Martin Viera moved to one back of the Goat leader gifting 2 walkoffs in this episode, only no he didn’t because San Antonio’s (2-11) Steve McFarland tacked on another walkoff surrendered to sit at 6 on the year. Last year’s chump, Boise’s Mario Santos totaled 6 walkoffs given up for the entire season.
2063 – Ep. 17 Outcomes
Date: Hero (TM) v Goat (TM); INN(deficit: 0=tied, -1, -2, etc.); details of scoring play; final(special note if applicable)
Jul 16: Majid bin Husam (JAX) v Wilson Pérez (SA); 10th(0); SINGLE scores Gabriel Manuel; 8-7
Jul 17: Jason Newton (NO) v Jonathan Sobers (MEX); 9th(1); SINGLE scores Ma'n bin Fawzi, Eduardo Correa; 5-4
Jul 17: TEAM (CBH) v bb-Martín Viera (CLG); 10th(0); WALK scores Robbie Tyre; 3-2
Jul 17: Vladik Paulus (YS9) v Tony Vásquez (BIK); 11th(1); SAC FLY scores Attana Sangeeta; 3-2
Jul 17: José Villa (LOU) v Claudio Torres (SAC); 9th(0); SINGLE scores Dave Armstrong; 3-2
Jul 17: Raúl Gallehos (TC) v Utkan Göçek (HAW); 9th(2); SINGLE scores Pedro Aguilar; 7-6
Jul 18: Carlos Hernández (YS9) v Brain Capps (BIK); 14th(0); SOLO HR scores Carlos Hernández; 3-2
Jul 19: Paul Long (JAX) v Aaron Stevens (ROS); 9th(0); SINGLE scores Gabriel Manuel; 7-6
Jul 19: Juan Ramos (BIK) v Azim bin Ghalib (CHI); 12th(1); SAC FLY scores Keith Williams; 9-8
Jul 19: Armando Medina (HAW) v Hirohisa Tanaka (YS9); 9th(1); SAC FLY scores Vicente Martínez; 7-6
Jul 20: Michael Little (CLG) v Kazuma Yoshida (CPF); 13th(0); 3-RUN HR scores Michael Little, José Banda, Justin Valve; 5-2
Jul 21: Denes Terovolas (MON) v Steve McFarland (SA); 9th(2); SINGLE scores Ed Rooney; 6-5
Jul 23: TEAM (CPF) v Augusto Domínguez (LV); 11th(0); WILD PITCH scores Octávio Martínez; 2-1
Jul 23: Benedict Daniel (JAX) v António Michels (PHX); 11th(0); DOUBLE scores Héctor Piñeiro; 3-2
Jul 23: TEAM (SA) v José Rodríguez (CBH); 9th(1); BALK scores J.R. Anderson; 4-3
Jul 23: Dan Raymond (BOI) v Ron Madden (CHA); 11th(0); SINGLE scores Amphibian Johnson; 5-4
Jul 24: Kyle Fox (YS9) v Siua Hooheno (LB); 9th(0); 2-RUN HR scores Kyle Fox, Don Anderson; 3-1
Jul 24: Sergio Lópes (CHI) v Reynaldo Trinidad (HAW); 10th(0); 2-RUN HR scores Sergio Lópes, Ramón García; 3-1
Jul 24: Emilio Morales, Jr. (SAC) v Clint Thomas (MAD); 9th(1); 2-RUN HR scores Emilio Morales, Jr., Pedro Álvarez; 4-3
Jul 25: Ricardo Romo (ATC) v Ray Matthews (CLG); 12th(0); SINGLE scores Ron Phillips; 4-3
Jul 25: Jesús Llado (ROS) v Wlodz Sidelsky (MON); 10th(0); SINGLE scores Derek Hopkins; 6-5
Jul 26: Júlio Barajas (ATC) v Martín Viera (CLG); 11th(0); 2-RUN HR scores Júlio Barajas, Okyay Nisancî; 7-5
Jul 26: Sonny Wadden (SA) v Félix Féliz (CBH); 9th(0); SAC FLY scores Maimun bin Tayyib; 3-2
Jul 27: António Liñares (CBH) v Clarence Moore (CHA); 14th(0); 2-RUN HR scores António Liñares, Zee-loo Tsao; 4-2
Jul 27: Zenobius Kazantziakis (VAL) v Winston Morris (BIK); 9th(1); 2-RUN HR scores Zenobius Kazantziakis, Bradley Russel; 7-6
Jul 28: Majd bin Nawaf (JAX) v Jesús Martínez (ATC); 9th(1); SAC FLY scores Pepe Aragón; 6-5
Jul 29: Tsu-bahr Hru (PHX) v Martín Viera (CLG); 11th(0); SINGLE scores Miguel Martínez; 5-4
Jul 29: Héctor García (BPB) v Ford Prefect (LOU); 11th(0); SOLO HR scores Héctor García; 5-4
Jul 29: Weston McMullin (SAC) v Gilberto Cordero (LB); 9th(0); SAC FLY scores Norio Yoshida; 5-4
(b) – balkoff
(d) – derpoff
(cc) – 200-proof walkoff
(p) – pimpoff
2063 Nitty Gritty
The Nitty Gritty: Team Standings
TEAM – # of walkoffs (W-L in walkoff games),# of 1-run games (W-L in 1-run games)
Rosenblatt Bombers -6 (5-1, .833), 32 (17-15, .531)
Bikini Krill -11 (7-4, .636), 33 (18-15, .545)
Charlotte Flyers -7 (4-3, .571), 37 (16-21, .432)
Charm City Jimmies -8 (6-2, .750), 30 (17-13, .567)
New Orleans Crawdads -5 (4-1, .800), 27 (14-13, .519)
Vancouver Mounties -7 (5-2, .714), 24 (13-11, .542)
Phoenix Talons -8 (5-3, .625), 22 (12-10, .545)
Valencia Stars -7 (5-2, .714), 24 (9-15, .375)
Atlantic City Gamblers -13 (8-5, .615), 25 (18-7, .720)
Jacksonville Zombies -16 (11-5, .688), 30 (18-12, .600)
Sacramento Mad Popes -10 (6-4, .600), 39 (20-19, .513)
Hawaii Tropics -12 (6-6, .500), 29 (14-15, .483)
Mexico City Aztecs -10 (5-5, .500), 34 (19-15, .559)
Portland Lumberjacks -9 (5-4, .556), 33 (15-18, .455)
Long Beach Surfers -15 (7-8, .467), 31 (13-18, .419)
Calgary Pioneers -11 (4-7, .364), 30 (15-15, .500)
Des Moines Kernels -12 (6-6, .500), 33 (19-14, .576)
Madison Wolves -7 (3-4, .429), 34 (19-15, .559)
Twin Cities River Monsters -11 (6-5, .545), 37 (21-16, .568)
Las Vegas Hustlers -12 (5-7, .417), 30 (14-16, .467)
Boise Spuds -10 (5-5, .500), 34 (18-16, .529)
Cape Fear Swamp Foxes -9 (4-5, .444), 32 (15-17, .469)
Austin Shredders -10 (4-6, .400), 26 (9-17, .346)
Nashville Bluebirds -10 (4-6, .400), 27 (17-10, .630)
Cobble Hill Robins -12 (5-7, .417), 39 (15-24, .385)
Brook Park Brownies -7 (3-4, .429), 30 (10-20, .333)
Chicago Black Sox -8 (3-5, .375), 27 (15-12, .556)
San Fernando Bears -9 (3-6, .333), 36 (18-18, .500)
Yellow Springs Nine -10 (5-5, .500), 22 (9-13, .409)
Louisville Sluggers -7 (2-5, .286), 34 (16-18, .471)
Montreal Blazers -8 (2-6, .250), 33 (17-16, .515)
San Antonio Outlaws -13 (2-11, .154), 34 (12-22, .353)
The Nitty Gritty: Heroes
Silver Atlas 2063 Standings:
1. Benedict Daniel (JAX) - 3^
(tie) Fadeuka Hadonov (VAN) - 3
(tie) Santiago Diéguez (VAL) - 3
(tie) TEAM (LB) - 3
(tie) TEAM (ROS) – 3
123 with (2) or less
ATC Jafar Seif al Din
Javier Aguilar
Júlio Barajas^
Mauro Díaz
Ricardo Romo^
Ron Phillips
TEAM
Vandika Zadoyan
AUS Ángel Gutiérrez
Jorge Herrera
Luis Rúbio
TEAM
BIK Abhijana Swamy
Agatone Louiganis (2)
Iván Quintana
Juan Ramos^
Napoleon Mellott
Pedro Jiménez
BOI Amphibian Johnson
Cosmo Pan
Dan Raymond^
Tracy Allison (2)
BPB Héctor García^
Juan Orquiz
Yazeed bin Saleem
CBH António Liñares (2)^
Hamdan Nuh
John Maggard
TEAM
CCJ Arturo Pérez (2)
Edgardo Reyes
James Darvell
Kazunari Chikafuji
Lúcio Guevara
CHA Domingo Chávez
Jorge Trujillo
José Vargas
Tony Villa
CHI Omar Robles
Sergio Lópes (2)^
CLG Michael Little (2)^
Resurrection Santos III (2)
CPF José Montoya
Juan Hernández
TEAM^
Theophilus Pratkanis
DM Domingo Pinto
Ken'ichi Okubo
Ricardo Magana (2)
TEAM
Wan-ling Koo
HAW Armando Medina^
Carlos Sánchez
John Harris
Jorge Dodd
Julián Rivera (2)
JAX Benedict Daniel (3)^
Don Colbert
Gabriel Manuel (2)
Jorge Hernández
Majd bin Nawaf^
Majid bin Husam^
Paul Long (2)^
LB Fred Courtney
Javier Cardona
Juan Simpson
Leonardo Rodríguez
TEAM (3)
LOU Dave Armstrong
José Villa^
LV Ángel Trejo
Don Dulaney (2)
Jorge Madrid
Randy Wright
MAD Esteban Paz
Gary Fellers
Kensaku Kato
MEX Charles Barling
Eduardo Galván
Juan Núñez
Kosami Ota
Nestor Saatsakis
MON Denes Terovolas (2)^
NO Callum Mckay
Enrique Estrada
Jason Newton^
Ma'n bin Fawzi
NSH Akeem Joffer
Alfonso Gonzáles
Fernando Sánchez
Winston Farthing
PHX Israel Pérez (2)
Pedro Toro
Sergio León
Tsu-bahr Hru^
POR Alvin Conley (2)
Daniel Frampton
Steveland Morris
TEAM
ROS Badr Isam
Jesús Llado^
TEAM (3)
SA Sonny Wadden^
TEAM^
SAC Emilio Morales, Jr.^
Jorge Reyes (2)
Lou Bayou
Steven Mortenson
Weston McMullin^
SFB Keith Tims
Miguel Lussier
Tommy Harrison
TC Carlos Marcillas
Félix Ramos
Joseph Mother
Pedro Aguilar
Randall Gray
Raúl Gallehos^
VAL Santiago Diéguez (3)
Zenobius Kazantziakis (2)^
VAN Fadeuka Hadonov (3)
Greg Clover
Oskar Lajdahl
YS9 Carlos Hernández^
Emilio Navarro
Kyle Fox^
Leslie Hartman
Vladik Paulus^
The Nitty Gritty: Goats
Silver Goat 2063 Standings:
1. Steve McFarland (wp-1,6)SA) - 6^
2. Martín Viera (CLG) - 4^^
(tie) Nelson Middlebrooks (AUS) - 4
3. Ford Prefect (LOU) - 3^
(tie) Gilberto Cordero (LB) - 3^
(tie) Giustino Modica (NSH) - 3
(tie) Jesús Martínez (ATC) - 3^
(tie) Jonathan Sobers (MEX) - 3^
(tie) Mario Santos (BOI) - 3
(tie) Rafael González (LV) – 3
98 with (2) or less
ATC Faddei Popleteev
Harry King
Jesús Martínez (3)^
AUS Edward Joseph Pfeffer (2)
Nelson Middlebrooks (4)
BIK Brain Capps^
Enrique Villarreal
Tony Vásquez^
Winston Morris^
BOI Mario Santos (3)
Tim Stops
Yoriyuki Ine
BPB Kutaiba Abdul-Nasser (2)
Mokichi Nakamura
You-cheng Hang
CBH Dana Pualani
Félix Féliz^
José Hernández
José Rodríguez (balk-1)^
José Torres
Noori bin Mu'awiyah (2)
CCJ Bryce Sparks
Seung-jin Cho (wp-1)
CHA Clarence Moore^
Josh Dougherty
Ron Madden^
CHI Azim bin Ghalib^
Manuel Ramos
Nakamaro Hori
Richard Lawrence (2)
CLG Edward Harrison (bb-1)
Martín Viera (4)^^
Ray Matthews^
Stephen Clulow, Jr.
CPF Dave Ferrell
David Wade (bb-1)
Earl Cox
Kazuma Yoshida^
Moananani Nana
DM Bob Butler (SFB-1)(2)
Everett Sutphin (2)
Frank Benítez (balk-1,2)
Raúl Castanelda
HAW Álex García
Bill Phillips
Reynaldo Trinidad^
Utkan Göçek (2)^
JAX Jim Baker
Juan Fernández (2)
Victor Braden (2)
LB Dave Cain
Gilberto Cordero (3)^
José Owens
Roberto Rosário
Siua Hooheno^
Wilson Pérez (SA-1)(2)^
LOU Ford Prefect (3)^
Ludwig Werberg (2)
LV Alejandro Chávez
Augusto Domínguez (wp-1)^
Claudio Rodríguez
Rafael González (3)
Ricardo Martínez
MAD Alejandro Ramiraze (wp-1)
Clint Thomas (2)^
Mark Moore
MEX Jonathan Sobers (3)^
Mike Dykstra
Sergio Tormes
MON e-Manny Burgus (LF)
Randall Cotton
Stephen Grant
Todd Stone (2)
Wlodz Sidelsky^
NSH Giustino Modica (3)
Joseph James
Walt Thomas (2)
NO Cristián Burgos
PHX António Michels^
Ernesto Juárez
Javier Orduño
POR Aswad Azeem (2)
e-Eric Owens (LF)
Sameer Abdul-Malik
Steve Warren
ROS Aaron Stevens^
SA Jesús Pérez
Jian-cheng Shi
Steve McFarland (wp-1,6)^
Yeow-whye Chao (2)
SAC Bill Fitzpatrick
Cade Miller
Claudio Torres (2)^
SFB Ben Weaver
Dhrtatman Seshadri
Doug Eckhoff
e-Tommy Harrison (RF)
Morgan Tomsett
TC Brian Groves (2)
Jorge Durán (2)
Jorge Quiñones
VAL Dave Furman
Luis Pérez (bb-1)
VAN Adamnan Maryadi
Jesús García
YS9 Cory McGuire (2)
Hirohisa Tanaka^
Ollie Lowry (2)
The Nitty Gritty: Derps
2063 Derp Count:
1. Steve McFarland (SA) - (wp)
(tie) Alejandro Ramiraze (MAD) - (wp)
(tie) Daniel Frampton (LB) - (3B)
(tie) David Wade (CPF) - (bb)
(tie) Edward Harrison (CLG) - (bb)
(tie) Luis Pérez (VAL) - (bb)
(tie) Manny Burgus (MON) - (e7)
(tie) Tommy Harrison (SFB) - (e9)
(tie) Seung-jin Cho (CCJ) - (wp)
(tie) Frank Benítez (DM) - (balk)
(tie) José Rodríguez (CBH) - (balk)^
(tie) Augusto Domínguez (LV) - (wp)^