
The Walkoff Watch Terminology
balkoff When a pitcher balks in the winning run.
derpoff When a pitcher walks in the winning run, hits a batter with the bases full, or the winning run scores due to a wild pitch or error.
200-proof walkoff When the home team scores in the bottom of a previous inning to extend the game and then scores with a walkoff in a subsequent inning.
pimpoff When the home team scores a walkoff following the visiting team tying the game to cause extra innings (or more extra innings) or scoring what would have been the winning run if the home team hadn’t responded.
Table of Contents
Sim Team and Player Highlights
Sim Outcomes
The Nitty Gritty: Records of Elation and Despair
The Nitty Gritty: Heroes
The Nitty Gritty: Goats
The Nitty Gritty: Derps
Ed. 11 Team and Player Highlights
- Nashville (.733 win PCT) is just silly in 1-run games. Is there anything at which they do not suck? Bikini (.688), and Atlantic City (.667) are right behind. Brook Park (.316) and Valencia (.294) haven’t had such success but they have avoided 1-run games, too, seeing just 19 and 17 respectively.
- Austin (4-4), Des Moines (6-2), and Vancouver (4-1) were all 3-0 in walkoff games over Sims #10 and #11. Charm City (5-2) was 2-1.
- Yellow Springs (2-3) not only saw their first walkoff defeat they saw three of them going 0-3.
- No team has seen more than 9 walkoff games but there are a LOT of teams sitting at 8-9.
- The Silver Atlas race has gotten funky suddenly with Rosenblatt (3-0) sitting in the top spot as the recipient of 3 derps. And, you’ll notice, that’s ALL of their walkoff games.
- The latest derpoff was from Charm City reliever Seung-jin Cho who walked the winning run to 3rd base then uncorked a wild pitch that allowed Rosenblatt’s Badr Isam to race home for the victory.
2063 – Ed. 11 Outcomes
Date: Hero (TM) v Goat (TM); INN(deficit: 0=tied, -1, -2, etc.); details of scoring play; final(special note if applicable)
(b) – balkoff
(d) – derpoff
(cc) – 200-proof walkoff
(p) – pimpoff
2063 Nitty Gritty
The Nitty Gritty: Team Standings
TEAM – # of walkoffs (W-L in walkoff games),# of 1-run games (W-L in 1-run games)
Bikini Krill -3 (3-0, 1.000), 16 (11-5, .688)
Charlotte Flyers -3 (3-0, 1.000), 27 (13-14, .481)
Rosenblatt Bombers -3 (3-0, 1.000), 20 (10-10, .500)
Vancouver Mounties -5 (4-1, .800), 20 (10-10, .500)
Des Moines Kernels -8 (6-2, .750), 23 (14-9, .609)
Charm City Jimmies -7 (5-2, .714), 21 (13-8, .619)
New Orleans Crawdads -3 (2-1, .667), 19 (10-9, .526)
Phoenix Talons -6 (4-2, .667), 18 (10-8, .556)
Madison Wolves -5 (3-2, .600), 20 (11-9, .550)
Hawaii Tropics -9 (5-4, .556), 18 (9-9, .500)
Jacksonville Zombies -9 (5-4, .556), 15 (8-7, .533)
Las Vegas Hustlers -9 (5-4, .556), 21 (10-11, .476)
Atlantic City Gamblers -8 (4-4, .500), 21 (14-7, .667)
Boise Spuds -4 (2-2, .500), 18 (10-8, .556)
Calgary Pioneers -6 (3-3, .500), 20 (12-8, .600)
Long Beach Surfers -8 (4-4, .500), 23 (10-13, .435)
Portland Lumberjacks -8 (4-4, .500), 26 (14-12, .538)
Twin Cities River Monsters -6 (3-3, .500), 24 (13-11, .542)
Valencia Stars -4 (2-2, .500), 17 (5-12, .294)
Austin Shredders -9 (4-5, .444), 17 (7-10, .412)
Mexico City Aztecs -7 (3-4, .429), 27 (14-13, .519)
Brook Park Brownies -5 (2-3, .400), 19 (6-13, .316)
Cape Fear Swamp Foxes -5 (2-3, .400), 23 (8-15, .348)
Chicago Black Sox -5 (2-3, .400), 19 (11-8, .579)
Cobble Hill Robins -5 (2-3, .400), 26 (11-15, .423)
Nashville Bluebirds -5 (2-3, .400), 15 (11-4, .733)
Yellow Springs Nine -5 (2-3, .400), 16 (6-10, .375)
Louisville Sluggers -4 (1-3, .250), 21 (10-11, .476)
Sacramento Mad Popes -4 (1-3, .250), 25 (10-15, .400)
San Fernando Bears -8 (2-6, .250), 28 (14-14, .500)
Montreal Blazers -6 (1-5, .167), 24 (12-12, .500)
San Antonio Outlaws -6 (0-6, .000), 21 (7-14, .333)
The Nitty Gritty: Heroes
Silver Atlas 2063 Standings:
1. TEAM (ROS) - 3^
2. Resurrection Santos III (CLG) - 2^
(tie) Ricardo Magana (DM) - 2^
(tie) Julián Rivera (HAW) - 2
(tie) Gabriel Manuel (JAX) - 2
(tie) TEAM (LB) - 2^
(tie) Don Dulaney (LV) - 2^
(tie) Israel Pérez (PHX) - 2
(tie) Alvin Conley (POR) - 2^
(tie) Fadeuka Hadonov (VAN) - 2^^
73 with (1)
ATC Jafar Seif al Din
Javier Aguilar^
TEAM
Vandika Zadoyan
AUS TEAM
Ángel Gutiérrez^
Jorge Herrera^
Luis Rúbio^
BIK Abhijana Swamy
Agatone Louiganis
Napoleon Mellott^
BOI Amphibian Johnson
Tracy Allison
BPB Juan Orquiz
Yazeed bin Saleem
CBH António Liñares
John Maggard^
CCJ Arturo Pérez^
Edgardo Reyes
James Darvell
Kazunari Chikafuji^
Lúcio Guevara
CHA Jorge Trujillo
José Vargas^
Tony Villa
CHI Omar Robles
Sergio Lópes
CLG Michael Little
Resurrection Santos III (2)^
CPF José Montoya
Theophilus Pratkanis
DM Domingo Pinto^
Ken'ichi Okubo^
Ricardo Magana (2)^
TEAM
Wan-ling Koo
HAW Carlos Sánchez
John Harris
Jorge Dodd
Julián Rivera (2)
JAX Benedict Daniel
Gabriel Manuel (2)
Jorge Hernández
Paul Long
LB Javier Cardona
Juan Simpson^
TEAM (2)
LOU Dave Armstrong
LV Ángel Trejo
Don Dulaney (2)^
Jorge Madrid
Randy Wright
MAD Esteban Paz^
Gary Fellers
Kensaku Kato
MEX Eduardo Galván
Kosami Ota
Nestor Saatsakis
MON Denes Terovolas
NO Callum Mckay
Ma'n bin Fawzi
NSH Akeem Joffer
Fernando Sánchez
PHX Israel Pérez (2)
Pedro Toro
Sergio León
POR Alvin Conley (2)^
Daniel Frampton
TEAM
ROS TEAM (3)^
SAC Jorge Reyes
SA
SFB Keith Tims
Miguel Lussier
TC Félix Ramos
Pedro Aguilar
Randall Gray
VAL Santiago Diéguez
Zenobius Kazantziakis
VAN Fadeuka Hadonov (2)^^
Greg Clover^
Oskar Lajdahl
YS9 Emilio Navarro
Leslie Hartman
Silver Goat 2063 Standings:
1. Edward Joseph Pfeffer (AUS) - 2
(tie) Everett Sutphin (DM) - 2
(tie) Jesús Martínez (ATC) - 2^
(tie) Jonathan Sobers (MEX) - 2^
(tie) Juan Fernández (JAX) - 2^
(tie) Ludwig Werberg (LOU) - 2
(tie) Ollie Lowry (YS9) - 2^^
(tie) Richard Lawrence (CHI) - 2
(tie) Todd Stone (MON) – 2
67 with (1)
ATC Faddei Popleteev
Harry King
Jesús Martínez
AUS Edward Joseph Pfeffer (2)^
Nelson Middlebrooks (3)^
BIK
BOI Mario Santos^
Yoriyuki Ine
BPB Kutaiba Abdul-Nasser
Mokichi Nakamura^
You-cheng Hang
CBH Dana Pualani
José Torres
Noori bin Mu'awiyah^
CCJ Bryce Sparks
Seung-jin Cho (wp-1)
CHA
CHI Manuel Ramos
Richard Lawrence (2)
CLG Edward Harrison (bb-1)
Martín Viera
Stephen Clulow, Jr.
CPF David Wade (bb-1)
Earl Cox^
Moananani Nana
DM Everett Sutphin (2)
HAW Álex García
Bill Phillips
Utkan Göçek
JAX Jim Baker
Juan Fernández (2)^
Victor Braden
LB Gilberto Cordero
José Owens
Roberto Rosário
Wilson Pérez
LOU Ford Prefect
Ludwig Werberg (2)
LV Alejandro Chávez
Claudio Rodríguez
Rafael González^
Ricardo Martínez
MAD Alejandro Ramiraze (wp-1)
Mark Moore
MEX Jonathan Sobers (2)^
Mike Dykstra
Sergio Tormes
MON e-Manny Burgus (LF)
Randall Cotton
Stephen Grant
Todd Stone (2)
NSH Giustino Modica^
Joseph James^
Walt Thomas
NO Cristián Burgos^
PHX Ernesto Juárez^
Javier Orduño
POR Aswad Azeem (2)
e-Eric Owens (LF)
Sameer Abdul-Malik^
Steve Warren^
ROS
SA Jesús Pérez^
Steve McFarland (wp-1)(4)
Yeow-whye Chao
SAC Bill Fitzpatrick
Cade Miller^
Claudio Torres
SFB Ben Weaver
Bob Butler^
Dhrtatman Seshadri
Doug Eckhoff
e-Tommy Harrison (RF)
Morgan Tomsett
TC Brian Groves
Jorge Durán
Jorge Quiñones
VAL Dave Furman
Luis Pérez (bb-1)
VAN Adamnan Maryadi
YS9 Cory McGuire^
Ollie Lowry (2)^^
The Nitty Gritty: Derps
2063 Derp Count:
1. Steve McFarland (SA) - (wp)
(tie) Alejandro Ramiraze (MAD) - (wp)
(tie) Daniel Frampton (LB) - (3B)
(tie) David Wade (CPF) - (bb)
(tie) Edward Harrison (CLG) - (bb)
(tie) Luis Pérez (VAL) - (bb)
(tie) Manny Burgus (MON) - (e7)
(tie) Tommy Harrison (SFB) - (e9)
(tie) Seung-jin Cho - (wp)