Anyway, these kinds of conversations are always great fun. Do you want a team of Hulks like HGH, or Walkers like Dusty Rhodes? (Yeah, I know Rhodes isn’t a walker, just go with me, right? I said this was stupid fun). The arguments are far and wide, and in the end everyone gets to play their own danged game, right?
Anyway…
Part of the conversation got me to thinking along these lines:
1) How many runs would I score if I had a team of Hulks who hit nothing but homers—but who homered a whole lot?
2) Likewise, how many runs would I score if I had a team who did nothing but walk, but walked at such a rate as to get on base a lot?
Of course, these kinds of questions are like catnip to me. So you know what I did, right? I went into my script library and took a minute to adjust a few things, arriving at a script that simulated innings and counted plate appearances based on results. I then assigned homer and walk rates to my teams, choosing .050 HR/PA for my Hulks (the league rate is .038, so these guys thump them pretty good), and .350 OBP for my Walkers (the league OBP is .346, so these guys get on base just a little over average).
I used 1,458 innings to represent a season (9 * 162).
I then got to it, counting the number of innings with X plate appearance in both cases, and converted them each to runs. By this I mean that for my homer hitting team, every 4-plate appearance inning represented one run scored. Every 5-plate appearance inning represented 2 runs scored. Similarly, the walking team needed seven plate appearances to score a run, eight represented two runs, and so on.
I did three passes, then averaged them all
The results were interesting.
Who do you think scored more?
The answer was resounding: the Walkers scored just over 300 runs a season, the Hulks only 223. In other words a Walker who did nothing but walk at barely above the OBP threshold contributed considerably more to the offense than a Hulk who did nothing but thump at a considerably high rate. Here are the numbers:
Yes, this is a contrived experiment. Nobody plays in teams like this. But it’s an interesting contrived experiment. Note, for example, that the OBP team will bat around 35 times in a season, or about once every four to five games. Note also that that the walkers inflict about 50% more total plate appearances on opposing pitchers (a little over 2100 per season on average). That’s gotta be worth something in a real life situation, too, right?
Right?
Or not, I suppose.
I mean, this is just stupid fun with stupid numbers.
