Neyer Chronicles Vol. 1 No. 1

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Neyer Chronicles Vol. 1 No. 1

Post by RobNeyer » Mon Apr 05, 2010 9:54 pm

It's been a long cold winter.

After the fall and winter of discontent, the players came back to the table and the strike is over. Elder Statesman and league benefactor Monty Brewster interjecting himself in to the negotiations helped to close the gap between the parties and now we're looking at an opening day again!

Lots of league turnover at the moment, we may see some new ownership faces after some grew frustrated at the negotiation table and sold their franchises back to Brewster. With new ownership comes some familiar faces at GM. there will be new faces as well.

Nick Porcaro sold his multi-million dollar photography and camera shop business and was hired back as the GM of the California Crusaders. Austin looked no further than B. D. Riley's Irish Pub on 6th Street to find Joel Odenbach ready and able to assume the front office helm (once he sobered up).

Jeremy Reinholt was asked to come back and initially agreed, but decided that his radishes needed more attention at the Reinholt Burlap Factory and Spiritual Organic commune.

Returning Las Vegas Hustlers GM Matt Rectenwald had been moonlighting as a Karaoke singer and coordinator of the nude dance review at ‪Sushisamba‬‎ on the Las Vegas strip.

The most unusual return was MIke Lynch, who wanted to "keep on a' poplin'" in Des Moines after serving as former NFL player Sam Adams' personal assistant. Young Kernels Pitcher Eddie Harris was heard squealing with glee when the news broke in the clubhouse.

The GM landscape is changing, more to come...

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Re: Neyer Chronicles Vol. 1 No. 1

Post by clashcity » Tue Apr 06, 2010 1:55 am

:D

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Post by lynchy34 » Tue Apr 06, 2010 6:52 am

Sam Adams is my bitch.
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Re: Neyer Chronicles Vol. 1 No. 1

Post by mad0die » Tue Apr 06, 2010 8:38 am

I don't need to sober up for this gig.

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Re: Neyer Chronicles Vol. 1 No. 1

Post by Afino » Tue Apr 06, 2010 11:39 am

One thing is for certain - I still suck as a GM.

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Re: Neyer Chronicles Vol. 1 No. 1

Post by RobNeyer » Tue Apr 06, 2010 12:53 pm

Matt, while I know you're a capable GM, you'll always live in the shadow of Martin Lee when in Louisville.

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Re: Neyer Chronicles Vol. 1 No. 1

Post by recte44 » Tue Apr 06, 2010 12:57 pm

RobNeyer wrote:Matt, while I know you're a capable GM, you'll always live in the shadow of Martin Lee when in Louisville.
Martin was the best GM in MBBA history in my opinion.

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Re: Neyer Chronicles Vol. 1 No. 1

Post by mad0die » Tue Apr 06, 2010 12:57 pm

recte44 wrote:
RobNeyer wrote:Matt, while I know you're a capable GM, you'll always live in the shadow of Martin Lee when in Louisville.
Martin was the best GM in MBBA history in my opinion.
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Re: Neyer Chronicles Vol. 1 No. 1

Post by recte44 » Tue Apr 06, 2010 12:58 pm

New tradition: When you win the GM of the Year Award, you get THAT pic.

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Post by RobNeyer » Tue Apr 06, 2010 1:00 pm

mad0die wrote:
recte44 wrote:
RobNeyer wrote:Matt, while I know you're a capable GM, you'll always live in the shadow of Martin Lee when in Louisville.
Martin was the best GM in MBBA history in my opinion.
At first glance I thought that was a picture of you Joel, but then realized there was no alcohol in the picture.

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Re: Neyer Chronicles Vol. 1 No. 1

Post by mad0die » Tue Apr 06, 2010 1:03 pm

Martin looks like Tiger Woods. Talks like him too. It's eerie.

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Re: Neyer Chronicles Vol. 1 No. 1

Post by mikey » Tue Apr 06, 2010 1:09 pm

Who's the chick and why isn't she wearing sunglasses?

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Re: Neyer Chronicles Vol. 1 No. 1

Post by mad0die » Tue Apr 06, 2010 1:18 pm

His wife

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Re: Neyer Chronicles Vol. 1 No. 1

Post by recte44 » Tue Apr 06, 2010 1:22 pm

Is Martin addicted to sex like Tiger?

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Re: Neyer Chronicles Vol. 1 No. 1

Post by mad0die » Tue Apr 06, 2010 1:29 pm

If he is, I'm not in his inner circle to know. :D He's never played golf...

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