#1:
Takechi Eida
Only twenty three years old
Already a stud
#2:
Three ML SPs
Bolitho, Einan, Nicholls
Average age nineteen
Next season will bring a Michael Best Bobblehead Night,
among other enticing promotions.
#3:
At the hot corner
Michael Best is still the best
He'll be back next year
#4:
There's Tony Román
A big bat at age 20
(Too bad he can't field)
#5:
MacKeith and Mangan
At the corners are solid
Just reaching their primes
#6:
Ten million dollars
Expected cap room next year
To lure free agents
#7:
Lots of promotions
Scheduled for '46
Mike Best bobblehead!
#8:
Pepe and Profit
Free agent disappointments
Gone in '46
#9:
Perry Piranha
The team's hideous mascot
Has makeover planned
#10:
Tariq bin Habib
The team's billionaire owner
Is itching to win
Extra Bonus Limerick:
There once was a GM named Dunn
The Piranhas were his team to run
But he took these contenders
And made them pretenders
In the cellar you can't see the sun