We Got Wood - 45.13 - Pile on With Early Ridiculousness

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We Got Wood - 45.13 - Pile on With Early Ridiculousness

Post by 7teen » Tue Dec 01, 2020 5:26 pm

The season is young. Very young. It's too early to celebrate. It's too early to panic. But that hasn't stopped several teams from around the league doing just that so why not us too, right? I mean hell, the world is coming to an end soon anyway. Just look at the records of the Charlotte Cougars and the El Paso Baby Back Ribs. While Chicago Panics and Charlotte announces their own "All Star Catcher" and Yellow Springs ranks dead last in the league Power Rankings report, why don't we chime in with our own early ridiculousness.

Andrew Gallagher is better than Robert Menzies.

Yes, I said it. Clearly Andrew Gallagher is better than Robert Menzies and fans in Portland will soon be rushing out to buy Gallagher's #59 jersey and tossing that Menzies jersey they saved up to buy in the garbage or donating it to the local thrift store.

Of course if you think I'm crazy, you're probably right. But hear me out.

In the first 4 games of the season (yes, we're measuring everything by that sample now) Gallagher hit an impressive .333/.412/.800 with a pair of homeruns and 4 runs batted in. He also threw on a double for good measure. That Menzies bum? He didn't even hit his weight for the "Good Looking Old Ladies". A buck 54? Puh-leeze. Only 2 hits? Gallagher had the same number of homeruns as Menzies had hits.

As fans wait for Portland to play their first home game of the season in the next sim against the re-vamped Twin Cities "Name is too long to type", fans will clearly be flocking to the Trail in Multnomah to see the man that is the greatest thing since sliced bread.

Gallagher, projected 81 homers. He's better than Menzies! Oh, and don't get us started on Bobby Horne!
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Re: We Got Wood - 45.13 - Pile on With Early Ridiculousness

Post by GoldenOne » Tue Dec 01, 2020 9:01 pm

7teen wrote:
Tue Dec 01, 2020 5:26 pm

Andrew Gallagher is better than Robert Menzies.
Its because the Atlantic is so much more difficult than the Pacific....
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