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TALONS HALL OF low STANDARDS (est. 2049)

Last post by jiminyhopkins « Thu Apr 27, 2023 7:38 am
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by jiminyhopkins » Thu Feb 10, 2022 4:59 pm

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THE DENNY'S PHOENIX TALONS HALL OF LOW STANDARDS PRESENTED BY SUBARU

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INAUGURAL CLASS OF 2049

Carlton Winson was a third...

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Thu Apr 27, 2023 7:38 am
2055-01: Talons Make Early FA Signings and Trade (boring team news article, nothing to see here, move along, move along)

Last post by BaseClogger « Sun May 21, 2023 2:26 pm
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by jiminyhopkins » Sun May 21, 2023 6:13 am

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Phoenix, AZ--

The Talons, fresh off another Sept 28th elimination (some traditions never die), have already been active this offseason and the...

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Last post by BaseClogger
Sun May 21, 2023 2:26 pm
2050-0008: Talons Once Again Screwed by League Office as Commish Steals Name That GM Came Up With 25 Years Ago

Last post by Krathan « Sat May 20, 2023 10:05 am
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by jiminyhopkins » Fri May 13, 2022 1:02 am

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Phoenix, AZ--

The Talons GM interrupted his overnight shift at the local neighborhood iron smelter to comment upon yet another insult hurled his way...

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Last post by Krathan
Sat May 20, 2023 10:05 am
2054-0015: Talons Front Office Management Dismayed to Learn That The Phoenix Talons Do Not Actually Exist

Last post by CTBrewCrew « Sat May 06, 2023 6:24 pm
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by jiminyhopkins » Fri Apr 28, 2023 10:11 am

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Toledo, OH--

It was a long and boring shift at the local neighborhood iron smelter. Not much was going on and the office was quiet. It was rainy...

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Last post by CTBrewCrew
Sat May 06, 2023 6:24 pm
2054-0014: Talons Electronic Media And Forum Posting Department Presents: End of Season News and Notes

Last post by Jwalk100 « Thu Apr 27, 2023 1:54 pm
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by jiminyhopkins » Thu Apr 27, 2023 8:13 am

Phoenix, AZ--

Time for some more News and/or Notes!!

Talons Eliminated Right On Schedule
As predicted, September 28th was the red-letter day for...

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Last post by Jwalk100
Thu Apr 27, 2023 1:54 pm
2054-0013: Talons' Single-A Affiliate Toledo Eliminated from CPL Post-Season, Three Liberty Players Get Call to Majors

Last post by Trebro « Sun Apr 23, 2023 6:30 pm
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by jiminyhopkins » Wed Apr 19, 2023 11:11 am

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Toledo, OH

After a playoff-opening no hitter in Game 1 at Mankato, the Liberty were riding high after completing a 114 win season, the...

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Last post by Trebro
Sun Apr 23, 2023 6:30 pm
2054-0012: Talons' Long Shot Wild Card Bid Derailed as Late Season Injuries Take Hold

Last post by Jess64 « Sun Apr 23, 2023 2:42 pm
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by jiminyhopkins » Tue Apr 18, 2023 8:06 am

Phoenix, AZ--

At one point the Talons looked to be a contender for the fourth Wild Card Slot in the JL. But after a relatively quiet season in the...

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Last post by Jess64
Sun Apr 23, 2023 2:42 pm
2054-0011: Talons Single-A Legend Chris Wright Celebrates Games Milestone, Ponders Future After Minor League Age Limits

Last post by neugey « Sat Apr 15, 2023 8:45 am
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by jiminyhopkins » Fri Apr 14, 2023 12:22 pm

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Ocala, FL--

A mere 3,122 fans showed up to Riverfront Stadium to see Toledo's 4-0 win vs the Seminoles , but for Liberty legend Chris Wright , it...

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Last post by neugey
Sat Apr 15, 2023 8:45 am
2054-0010: Talons Figure If Other Teams Can Write Low-Effort 'News and Notes' Type Articles, Then The Talons Can Too

Last post by CTBrewCrew « Wed Apr 12, 2023 9:32 pm
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by jiminyhopkins » Tue Apr 11, 2023 7:31 am

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Phoenix, AZ--

The bar has been set pretty low.

The Talons Electronic Media And Forum Posting Department (TEMAFPD) used to put a lot of thought into...

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Last post by CTBrewCrew
Wed Apr 12, 2023 9:32 pm
2054-0008: Talons CF Jyri Kulmala Has Game of His Life After Spending 19 Years in Minor Leagues (Thanks, Media Guide!)

Last post by CTBrewCrew « Sat Mar 18, 2023 9:42 pm
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by jiminyhopkins » Tue Mar 14, 2023 2:50 pm

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Phoenix, AZ--

The Media Guide called it!

On page 42 of the always excellent BBA Media Guide, The 'BBA Superlatives' section highlighted various...

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Last post by CTBrewCrew
Sat Mar 18, 2023 9:42 pm
2054-0009: Talons Sign First Round Pick Cesar Torres for $1.5 Mil. But Is He Good Enough To Play for the Toledo Liberty?

Last post by Jwalk100 « Sat Mar 18, 2023 1:41 pm
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by jiminyhopkins » Sat Mar 18, 2023 1:39 am

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Toledo, OH--

A common derision from the Talons reclusive GM, when it comes to the draft, is that the players available Aren't even good enough for...

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Last post by Jwalk100
Sat Mar 18, 2023 1:41 pm
2054-0007: Talons Three Best Single-A Players Are Below Age Limit; Also The Only Three Players Below Age Limit

Last post by Trebro « Sat Mar 11, 2023 6:45 pm
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by jiminyhopkins » Thu Mar 09, 2023 5:45 pm

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Toledo, OH--

What with many folks requesting more Toledo Liberty content, we here at the Phoenix Sun Times Post Dispatch (One of Phoenix's Best...

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Last post by Trebro
Sat Mar 11, 2023 6:45 pm
2054-0006: Talons Future HOFer Steven Collins III Injured in Vegas, Former VAN Star Rashardo Menne III to Get the Call

Last post by CTBrewCrew « Fri Mar 10, 2023 7:25 am
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by jiminyhopkins » Tue Mar 07, 2023 9:53 pm

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Las Vegas, NV--

It was the 13th inning of a hard-fought game between the Talons and Hustlers, one of the more well-known geographical and divisional...

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Last post by CTBrewCrew
Fri Mar 10, 2023 7:25 am
2054-0001: Talons GM Hints at Reasons for Last Season's Pity-Party in First Interview in Years [Must-Read Exclusive!]

Last post by CTBrewCrew « Sat Mar 04, 2023 2:56 pm
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by jiminyhopkins » Fri Feb 10, 2023 9:24 am

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Phoenix, AZ--

Hey folks, I'm Rob Powers, Sportswriter/Investigative Journalist for the Phoenix Sun Times Post Dispatch (One of Phoenix's Greatest...

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Last post by CTBrewCrew
Sat Mar 04, 2023 2:56 pm
2054-0002: Talons Unveil New Marketing Strategy

Last post by CTBrewCrew « Sat Mar 04, 2023 2:53 pm
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by jiminyhopkins » Wed Feb 22, 2023 3:22 pm

Rating: 10%

Phoenix, AZ--

The Talons have been associated with many prestigious brands throughout the franchise's history. The practical, reliable automobiles...

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Last post by CTBrewCrew
Sat Mar 04, 2023 2:53 pm
2054-0005: Your Mom Still Not Good Enough for Single A

Last post by CTBrewCrew « Sat Mar 04, 2023 2:51 pm
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by jiminyhopkins » Sun Feb 26, 2023 12:32 pm

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Daytona Beach, FL--

Your Mom

Talons 60 POT prospect Joseph Mother was dismayed recently to learn that he is once again relegated to Short...

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Last post by CTBrewCrew
Sat Mar 04, 2023 2:51 pm
2054-0003: Talons Minor League Legend Chris Wright Talks About What it Means to Play for Toledo at the End of an Era

Last post by CTBrewCrew « Sat Mar 04, 2023 2:50 pm
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by jiminyhopkins » Sun Feb 26, 2023 8:12 am

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Toledo, OH--

As the Liberty prepare to suit up for another convivial Opening Day in this small midwestern city of about 250,000 people, legendary...

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Last post by CTBrewCrew
Sat Mar 04, 2023 2:50 pm
2054-0004: Talons #10 Prospect Jodie Hanna Getting a Little Tired of Being Constantly Mis-Gendered by OOTP Scouting Bots

Last post by jiminyhopkins « Sun Feb 26, 2023 12:06 pm

by jiminyhopkins » Sun Feb 26, 2023 12:06 pm

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Daytona Beach, FL--

Talons pitching prospect Jodie Hanna was able to spend some time in big league camp this spring, throwing 5 innings while...

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Last post by jiminyhopkins
Sun Feb 26, 2023 12:06 pm
2053-007: Talons GM Goes Dark, Abandons Own Team, Shows Up In Tokyo, Wins GBC Championship, Refuses to Elaborate, Leaves

Last post by RT60 « Sun Feb 05, 2023 6:27 pm
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by jiminyhopkins » Sun Feb 05, 2023 12:44 pm

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Tokyo, Kanto Region--

Things have been mighty quiet in Phoenix lately, even though the Talons had advanced all the way to the third round of the...

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Last post by RT60
Sun Feb 05, 2023 6:27 pm
2053-0001: Talons GM Once Again Draws Ire of BBA Governing Board and Suffers Opressive Persecution! (Again!)

Last post by CTBrewCrew « Sat Nov 26, 2022 12:28 am
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by jiminyhopkins » Thu Nov 17, 2022 2:39 pm

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Phoenix, AZ--

What's a little gamesmanship among friends?

Apparently, a little is too much, especially when you don't have any friends.

It all...

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Last post by CTBrewCrew
Sat Nov 26, 2022 12:28 am
2053-000X: Talons GM: "Drafts Are Shitty"

Last post by CTBrewCrew « Sat Nov 26, 2022 12:24 am
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by jiminyhopkins » Wed Nov 23, 2022 3:13 pm

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That's it. That's the Team News.

Don't care if I get points or not.

If you don't agree, change my mind.

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Last post by CTBrewCrew
Sat Nov 26, 2022 12:24 am
2053-0006: Talons, Having Met All Required Participation Metrics, Plan To Go Dark For Rest of Season. See You In 2054!

Last post by CTBrewCrew « Sat Nov 26, 2022 12:17 am
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by jiminyhopkins » Thu Nov 24, 2022 8:23 pm

Phoenix, AZ--

The erstwhile members of the Talons Electronic Media And Forum Posting Department (TEMAFPD) were busy popping the Champagne this...

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Last post by CTBrewCrew
Sat Nov 26, 2022 12:17 am
2053-0004: Talons Season Preview - The Hitters

Last post by tylertoo « Fri Nov 25, 2022 7:53 am
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by jiminyhopkins » Thu Nov 24, 2022 7:06 pm

Phoenix, AZ--

Instead of previewing another team we know nothing about, the Talons would rather just preview their own team, which is easier. Yeah...

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Last post by tylertoo
Fri Nov 25, 2022 7:53 am
2053-0005: Talons Season Preview - The Pitchers

Last post by Trebro « Thu Nov 24, 2022 8:25 pm
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by jiminyhopkins » Thu Nov 24, 2022 7:47 pm

Phoenix, AZ--

Instead of previewing another team we know nothing about, the Talons would rather just preview their own team, which is easier. Yeah...

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Last post by Trebro
Thu Nov 24, 2022 8:25 pm
2053-002: Talons, After Mediocre Season, Do the Worst Thing Possible, Sign More Expensive, Overrated Veteran Free Agents

Last post by Trebro « Thu Nov 24, 2022 2:16 am
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by jiminyhopkins » Wed Nov 23, 2022 2:52 pm

Phoenix, AZ--

What a jerk.

He said the Talons would win 85 games. Goddamn liar. The Talons won 78 games and continued their run of mediocrity...

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Last post by Trebro
Thu Nov 24, 2022 2:16 am

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