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Bonus Cash and Stadium Maintenance Dues Info & Tracker

Last post by Lane « Fri Apr 25, 2025 10:55 am
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by Lane » Thu Oct 10, 2024 11:36 am » in FAQ

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Welcome to the new Bonus Cash and Stadium Maintenance Dues info and Link thread. Note that Bonus Cash and Stadium Maintenance Dues apply only to the...

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TALONS HALL OF low STANDARDS (est. 2049)

Last post by jiminyhopkins « Sun May 05, 2024 10:04 am
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by jiminyhopkins » Thu Feb 10, 2022 4:59 pm

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THE DENNY'S PHOENIX TALONS HALL OF low STANDARDS PRESENTED BY SUBARU

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INAUGURAL CLASS OF 2049

Carlton Winson was a third...

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Sun May 05, 2024 10:04 am
2063-010: Talons Odds and/or Ends - Another Low Effort Team News For Your Perusal

Last post by Trebro « Mon Jun 30, 2025 11:20 am
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by jiminyhopkins » Sat Jun 28, 2025 6:05 pm

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Phoenix, AZ--

The Talons are always looking for easy ways to get points. And after the last News and/or Notes team news, a helpful GM suggested...

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Last post by Trebro
Mon Jun 30, 2025 11:20 am
2063-009: Talons News And/Or Notes: Is SP Owen Geddes The Final Piece Of The Playoffs Puzzle?

Last post by Jwalk100 « Tue Jun 24, 2025 12:58 pm
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by jiminyhopkins » Tue Jun 24, 2025 1:01 am

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Phoenix, AZ--

Presenting another low-effort news and notes style Team News:

Talons Make Trades
Fresh off the blockbuster deal that saw Rich Dares...

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Tue Jun 24, 2025 12:58 pm
2063-008: Talons Single-A Shortstop Keith Hanna Opens Up About Bench Clearing Brawl, 5 Game Suspension [Exclusive]

Last post by CTBrewCrew « Fri Jun 13, 2025 8:59 pm
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by jiminyhopkins » Tue Jun 10, 2025 11:03 pm

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Toledo, OH--

Hey folks, Rob Powers here on special assignment for the Toledo Daily Insider Picayune Telegram TM (One of Northwest Ohio's Finest...

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Fri Jun 13, 2025 8:59 pm
2063-007: Talons GM: "Fuck You!"

Last post by jiminyhopkins « Sun Jun 01, 2025 5:34 pm
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by jiminyhopkins » Sat May 31, 2025 8:57 pm

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Phoenix, AZ--

The Talons Reclusive GM, that (in)famous, cantankerous, prickly old hermit, has finally had enough.

We here at the Phoenix Sun Times...

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Sun Jun 01, 2025 5:34 pm
2063-06: Talons' Single-A Toledo Could be up to 30 Games Worse This Season and Still Win 25th Consecutive Division Title

Last post by CTBrewCrew « Fri May 30, 2025 9:26 pm
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by jiminyhopkins » Sun May 18, 2025 6:32 pm

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Toledo, OH--

2062 was a magical year for the Toledo Liberty, as they went 124-16 in perhaps the best season in professional baseball history. They...

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Fri May 30, 2025 9:26 pm
2063-005: Talons Considering Yet Another Boneheaded Franchise Destroying Move: Turning an 80-rated Closer into a Starter

Last post by Trebro « Tue May 06, 2025 1:38 am
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by jiminyhopkins » Sat May 03, 2025 6:23 pm

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Phoenix, AZ--

Are these guys serious?

Word from an anonymous source inside the Talons Front Office is suggesting a truly mind-boggling move by a...

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Tue May 06, 2025 1:38 am
2063-003: Talons Call Up Coaches from Toledo as Part of Massive Transfer of Talent from Liberty to Phoenix

Last post by CTBrewCrew « Mon May 05, 2025 4:03 pm
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by jiminyhopkins » Fri May 02, 2025 10:03 pm

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Phoenix, AZ--

Aki Kondo, PC | Chris Wright, HC

The Talons today announced the departure of major league hitting coach Carlton Winson and...

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Mon May 05, 2025 4:03 pm
2063-004: Talons Shocked That Another BBA Team Actually Wanted to Trade For Someone in the Talons "Farm System"

Last post by recte44 « Sat May 03, 2025 7:32 pm
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by jiminyhopkins » Sat May 03, 2025 2:37 am

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Phoenix, AZ--

Please sir, may I have some more??

No, that's not a line from Oliver Twist, at least not this time.

It all started back in the...

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Sat May 03, 2025 7:32 pm
2063-002: Talons Announce 8th Annual VODAK Minor League Player Of The Year Awards Presented by The New Subaru SVX

Last post by CTBrewCrew « Thu May 01, 2025 4:54 pm
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by jiminyhopkins » Tue Apr 29, 2025 7:40 pm

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Phoenix, AZ--

It was another gala evening at the World's Largest Denny's TM as the Talons franchise once again gathered to celebrate the only thing...

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Thu May 01, 2025 4:54 pm
2063-001: Talons Tempt Fate by Sending Players to RNG Lab (Again)

Last post by Trebro « Tue Apr 29, 2025 9:37 am
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by jiminyhopkins » Mon Apr 28, 2025 9:21 pm

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Daytona Beach, FL--

Ten extremely lucky Talons players have reported to Phoenix's spring training site in Daytona Beach to participate in the...

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Tue Apr 29, 2025 9:37 am
2062-012: Talons Low Effort Bullshit Stadium Fees Post #6: Your Mom

Last post by Trebro « Thu Apr 24, 2025 9:40 am
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by jiminyhopkins » Sun Apr 20, 2025 3:20 am

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Your Mom is a 5'5 200lb designated hitter from Gary, Indiana. Your Mom was born on November 29th, 2032. Your Mom was acquired by the Talons in the...

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Thu Apr 24, 2025 9:40 am
2062-021: Talons Low Effort Bullshit Stadium Fees Post #15: Rich Dares

Last post by RonCo « Tue Apr 22, 2025 5:27 pm
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by jiminyhopkins » Sun Apr 20, 2025 3:19 am

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Rich Dares is a 6'2 200lb shortstop from Winnepeg, Manitoba. He was born on June 30th, 2028. He was acquired by the Talons via free agency, signing a...

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Tue Apr 22, 2025 5:27 pm
2062-023: Talons Low Effort Bullshit Stadium Fees Post #17: Felix Roman

Last post by woods « Tue Apr 22, 2025 12:23 pm
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by jiminyhopkins » Sun Apr 20, 2025 3:19 am

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Felix Roman is a 6'1 200lb outfielder from Towson, Maryland. He was born on December 10th, 2019. Felix Roman was acquired by the Talons last season...

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Tue Apr 22, 2025 12:23 pm
2062-024: Talons Low Effort Bullshit Stadium Fees Post #18: Francisco Moreno

Last post by BaseClogger « Sun Apr 20, 2025 8:39 am
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by jiminyhopkins » Sun Apr 20, 2025 3:18 am

Francisco Moreno is a 6'5 195lb pitcher from East Peoria, Illinios. He was born on December 18th, 2040. He was acquired by the Talons via the 2059...

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2062-028: Talons Low Effort Bullshit Stadium Fees Post #22: Manuel Parra

Last post by BaseClogger « Sun Apr 20, 2025 8:38 am
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by jiminyhopkins » Sun Apr 20, 2025 3:18 am

Manuel Parra is a 6'0 175lb relief pitcher from Cueto, Cuba. He was born on April 19th, 2038. He was acquired by the Talons via trade from San...

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2062-027: Talons Low Effort Bullshit Stadium Fees Post #21: Daniel Grasia

Last post by BaseClogger « Sun Apr 20, 2025 8:36 am
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by jiminyhopkins » Sun Apr 20, 2025 3:18 am

Daniel Grasia is a 6'2 190lb pitcher from Payson, Utah. He was born on September 8th, 2043. He was acquired by the Talons via the 2062 Ammy Draft,...

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Sun Apr 20, 2025 8:36 am
2062-026: Talons Low Effort Bullshit Stadium Fees Post #20: Pedro Toro

Last post by BaseClogger « Sun Apr 20, 2025 8:34 am
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by jiminyhopkins » Sun Apr 20, 2025 3:18 am

Pedro Toro is a 6'2 185lb outfielder from Bloomington, Minnesota. He was born on October 26th, 2042. He was acquired by the Talons via the 2061 Ammy...

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Sun Apr 20, 2025 8:34 am
2062-014: Talons Low Effort Bullshit Stadium Fees Post #8: Tony Lopez

Last post by BaseClogger « Sun Apr 20, 2025 8:30 am
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by jiminyhopkins » Sun Apr 20, 2025 3:20 am

Tony Lopez is a 5'11 200lb catcher from Tomball, Texas. He was born on August 12th, 2036. He was acquired by the Talons via the 2057 Ammy draft,...

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Sun Apr 20, 2025 8:30 am
2062-007: Talons Low Effort Bullshit Stadium Fees Post #1: G-Tuda Choppa

Last post by aaronweiner « Sun Apr 20, 2025 4:55 am
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by jiminyhopkins » Sun Apr 20, 2025 3:21 am

G-Tuda Choppa is a 6'3 205 lb first baseman from Ankara, Turkey. He was born on February 13th, 2040. Choppa was acquired by the Talons via the 2060...

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Sun Apr 20, 2025 4:55 am
2062-031: Talons Low Effort Bullshit Stadium Fees Post #25: Sean V. Marko

Last post by aaronweiner « Sun Apr 20, 2025 4:55 am
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by jiminyhopkins » Sun Apr 20, 2025 3:18 am

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Sean V. Marko is a 6'0 180lb Reclusive General Manager from Toledo, Ohio. He was born on October 1st, 1978. He was acquired by the current iteration...

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Sun Apr 20, 2025 4:55 am
2062-008: Talons Low Effort Bullshit Stadium Fees Post #2: Adrian Tallent

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by jiminyhopkins » Sun Apr 20, 2025 3:21 am

Adrian Tallent is a 6'5 190lb outfielder from Walnut Creek, California. He was born on January 27th, 2040. He was acquired by the Talons in the 2057...

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2062-009: Talons Low Effort Bullshit Stadium Fees Post #3: Mas'ud bin Salah al Din

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by jiminyhopkins » Sun Apr 20, 2025 3:20 am

Mas-ud bin Salah al Din is a 5'11 170lb third baseman from Savadkuh, Iran. Salah al Din was acquired by the Talons in a free agency deal out of the...

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2062-010: Talons Low Effort Bullshit Stadium Fees Post #4: Jodie Hanna

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by jiminyhopkins » Sun Apr 20, 2025 3:20 am

Jodie Hanna is a 5'9 170lb relief pitcher from Whitby, Ontario. She was born on May 21st, 2032. She was acquired by the Talons in 2050 through an...

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2062-011: Talons Low Effort Bullshit Stadium Fees Post #5: Nick Rivers

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by jiminyhopkins » Sun Apr 20, 2025 3:20 am

Nick Rivers is a 6'4 200lb starting pitcher from Los Angeles, California. He was born on September 11th, 2029. Rivers was acquired by the Talons via...

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