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KT 62.44 - No más (Or: Well, lookie here who now wants to negotiate an extension)

Last post by lordtoffee « Sun Mar 16, 2025 4:31 pm
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by JRamirez » Sat Mar 15, 2025 3:53 pm

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The, one might say, aging Arnold Cantrell (he'll be 36 before next season starts), a mainstay in the Des Moines starting staff with his 10 stamina...

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KT 62.43 - 11-game win streak marred by Bear attack, new one started

Last post by Jwalk100 « Sat Mar 15, 2025 4:24 pm
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by JRamirez » Sat Mar 15, 2025 3:10 pm

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The Kernels had their first back-to-back series sweeps when they defeated Portland 3-1, 6-2, 5-1, 2-1 and the Frick HR-leading team hit only one out...

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KT 62.42 - Flinn injured—again

Last post by JRamirez « Sat Mar 15, 2025 2:35 pm

by JRamirez » Sat Mar 15, 2025 2:35 pm

Team batting average leader for the whole season, Alonso 'Huckleberry' 'Haiku' Flinn (.320-14-54) is out again. For the second time in five weeks...

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KT 62.40 - Kernels looking good on return to Kum & Go Kourtyard

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by JRamirez » Thu Mar 13, 2025 2:22 pm

The Piping-Hot Kernels improved their July record to 6-0 with a four-game sweep of da Popes at Sacramento, and this follows 18 wins in June. The team...

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KT 62.39 - Screw the pundits, or how I love da bomb

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by JRamirez » Sat Mar 08, 2025 12:32 pm

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This year's in-game pundits predicted that Des Moines, the heart of America's Heartland, would

1. win 78 games
2. score 677 runs
3. hit 198...

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KT 62.38 - Dan Davidson takes to the comedy scene

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by JRamirez » Fri Mar 07, 2025 11:23 am

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My doctor told me to stay off coffee. I asked him if it was okay to swim in it.

I realized I couldn't swim and my wife threw me a K-cup

With...

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KT 62.37 - Eric 'Criss Cross' Cross extended for five seasons

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by JRamirez » Fri Mar 07, 2025 10:16 am

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At Portsmouth (41-30, Single-A) Manager Eric Cross has had his contract extended five seasons at $180K per. One of the best bargains in baseball....

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KT 62.36 - Mauro Mendoza finds new home in Des Moines bullpen, plus Harley Phillips

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by JRamirez » Fri Mar 07, 2025 9:42 am

Mauro Mendoza signed a minor league contract on Tax Day. He ended up taking the place of Truman Burgess on the big league roster, and he's got an ERA...

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KT 62.35 - he said do you want to make $2000 to write a TN

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by JRamirez » Thu Mar 06, 2025 8:19 pm

And I said yes, wtf not? I know this TN will be worth $200,000 in BBA bucks, and I can use 2K the next time I land on Boardwalk. My name? Art I....

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KT 62.34 - another $200,000 worth of news, maybe

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by JRamirez » Thu Mar 06, 2025 7:53 pm

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SP Arnold Cantrell got his fourth injury of the regular season. So, guy with 10 stamina may not pitch more than 150 innings. That, his age, his drop...

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KT 62.33 - After split with POR, the DMO take 3 of 4 from SFB (mundane report)

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by JRamirez » Wed Mar 05, 2025 3:05 pm

June 11, 2062 (20620611)

The DMO finished out the series at San Fernando with a forgettable 7-1 loss, with Steven Clayton (6-4) getting shelled and...

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KT 62.32- With Haiku Flinn out, McLeod steps in

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by JRamirez » Wed Mar 05, 2025 2:25 pm

1b Huckleberry 'Haiku' Flinn (7/6/5) is out for a couple of weeks. Carl McLeod (also 7/6/5), called up last week, moves into the open position at...

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KT 62.31 - Lindsay Barber VD Dolls also effective versus Jamie (Barber)

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by JRamirez » Sat Mar 01, 2025 6:29 pm

The mid-week series, one which Des Moines dominated the Mopes of Sacramento three games to one, 5-2, 0-5, 2-5, 5-1, brought the Kernels to a .500...

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KT 62.30 - Voodoo Vobblehead Night a great success, was extended through the SAC series

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by JRamirez » Sat Mar 01, 2025 5:52 pm

June 4, 2062

Lindsay Barber Voodoo Vobblehead Doll Night in Des Moines was so much a success that the fans returned to Kid Krauss's Kum&Go...

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KT 62.29 - McLeod (.389 in AAA) called up [is available, btw]

Last post by JRamirez « Sat Mar 01, 2025 5:26 pm

by JRamirez » Sat Mar 01, 2025 5:26 pm

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A couple of weeks after his 21st b-day, the DMO's number 2 pick in the '2060 amateur draft, who's hit .389 and slugged .529 in 57 starts at Triple-A...

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KT 62.27 - DM strips Bikini of three wins: a mundane report

Last post by Jwalk100 « Fri Feb 28, 2025 3:27 pm
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by JRamirez » Fri Feb 28, 2025 1:19 pm

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Late May 2062

After getting demolished in Hawaii, losing four straight to the spam-eaters, Des Moines traveled even farther West to Bikini Atoll,...

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Fri Feb 28, 2025 3:27 pm
KT 62.28 - Lindsay Barber "Voodoo" Vobblehead Doll Night in Des Moines (not so mundane)

Last post by JRamirez « Fri Feb 28, 2025 2:40 pm

by JRamirez » Fri Feb 28, 2025 2:40 pm

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It's Voodoo Vobble Head Night. And that's not a typo.

To ensure a victory over the visiting Valencia Stars, salvaging a split series, the Kernels...

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Fri Feb 28, 2025 2:40 pm
Kernel of Truth 62.26 - Former DM high school drop-out & popcorn vender drafted #3

Last post by JRamirez « Wed Feb 26, 2025 2:24 pm

by JRamirez » Wed Feb 26, 2025 2:24 pm

Local kid makes good

popcorn. Or at least he once sold Kernels Piping Hot All-you-can-cook Microwave Popcorn You Can Bring to the Game for Free as a...

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Wed Feb 26, 2025 2:24 pm
Kernel of Truth 62.25 - Only 4 Kernels left over from pre-JR days

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by JRamirez » Sat Feb 22, 2025 1:01 pm

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5/22/62

DM's starting lineup has only JR to blame.

The starting nine are all his players, either acquired by him (6) or moved up through the DMO...

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Kernel of Truth 62.24 - Armitage & Shakelady to C City for two 24-y.o. relievers

Last post by Jwalk100 « Thu Feb 20, 2025 2:25 pm
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by JRamirez » Wed Feb 19, 2025 11:05 pm

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The DMO has shipped OF/UTL Dennis Armitage to Charm City along with Ferri Shakelady , lately of the DM IC, for two live relievers, namely lefty...

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Thu Feb 20, 2025 2:25 pm
Kernel of Truth 62.23 - Obligatory post re: the DMO's 2062 first-round amateur draft pick

Last post by JRamirez « Wed Feb 19, 2025 12:39 pm

by JRamirez » Wed Feb 19, 2025 12:39 pm

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It's been a minute.
Since any news.
So here we go.

The DMO has picked 18.y.o. switch-hitting shortstop Juan Sierras (6/5/5) as its number one...

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Wed Feb 19, 2025 12:39 pm
Kernel of Truth 62.14 - DM at 6-14 this ST with 10 to go (a good look at the club)

Last post by Trebro « Sat Feb 15, 2025 9:49 am
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by JRamirez » Tue Feb 04, 2025 11:55 am

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DMO has lost five out of six and is now 6-14 in Spring Training 2062. There are 10 matches more before the regular season kicks in. Financially, it...

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Sat Feb 15, 2025 9:49 am
Kermit of Truth 62.20 - Waiver activity

Last post by Trebro « Sat Feb 15, 2025 9:46 am
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by JRamirez » Tue Feb 11, 2025 5:16 pm

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P Eugene Belesis, age 24, was claimed off waivers from the Hawaii Tropics, who drafted the 6'3 fastballer 608th in 2056. Belesis has been...

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Sat Feb 15, 2025 9:46 am
Kernel of Truth 62.16 - "Let's destroy the Heartland!"

Last post by DugoutDesperado « Fri Feb 14, 2025 11:17 am
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by JRamirez » Thu Feb 06, 2025 7:25 pm

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80 wins my ass!
From the blog of JRamirez, somewhere near the Antarctic:

Back in Des Moines, preparing the team for the 2062 opening series at...

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Fri Feb 14, 2025 11:17 am
Kernel of Truth 62.11 - SS Pedro Gongora outstandingly completes strength and conditioning

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by JRamirez » Sat Feb 01, 2025 5:32 pm

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Starting shortstop Pedro Gongora , 29, says he's in the best condition of his life after excelling in strength training at the Des Moines D-lab this...

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