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Des Moines Kernels Team Hall of Fame (wow!)

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by JRamirez » Thu Jul 18, 2024 4:30 pm

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So, there's nothing in column AN on the Participation Point Tracker. Believe it or not a DMK team Hall has not been established until right now, on...

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KT 63.53—Looking to 2064 finances and new Dr Pfeffer cola

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by JRamirez » Wed Jul 16, 2025 11:10 am

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Dr Pfeffer.png The Kernels, if we are to believe head groundskeeper and front office manager Jibwa Smortningaling, are set to profit this season by...

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Kernel of Truth 63.52—Four series left and a game behind the Krill

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by JRamirez » Wed Jul 16, 2025 10:01 am

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Four series left and a game behind the Krill, asst GM Esteban Costa considers. I like our chances.

We're at the point in the season, again, where...

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Wed Jul 16, 2025 10:01 am
KT 63.51—The Course of the 2063 Des Moines season: Part 2

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by JRamirez » Tue Jul 15, 2025 2:17 pm

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Part 1 of this spellbinding series on the Des Moines Kernels masterful 2063 season has brought us to June 18, the day a lot of shit went down (that...

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Tue Jul 15, 2025 2:17 pm
KT 63.50—The Course (or curse?) of the DM 2063 season: Part 1 le gran retranchement

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by JRamirez » Mon Jul 14, 2025 2:12 pm

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If you liked what Des Moines last year, you’ll be happy
again this year. This is because GM Jessie Ramirez...is in
fact, returning pretty much the...

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Mon Jul 14, 2025 2:12 pm
KT 63.49—Team Captain and CF Dan Morris to take team bus to Chicago and then suit up for the Sox

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by JRamirez » Mon Jul 07, 2025 8:24 pm

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They call it a bus. A mode of transportation still at use in the never-developed world. Des Moines will board the retro-style Greyhound to Chicago...

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Tue Jul 08, 2025 12:21 pm
Kernels of Truth 63.48—Ahead of roster expansion, DM promotes 6 to ML roster

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by JRamirez » Mon Jul 07, 2025 3:22 pm

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Note to the Faithful: Manager Mel Jenkins reminds us that age is just a number.
The New Look Kernels are turning into the New New Look team.

Five...

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Mon Jul 07, 2025 3:53 pm
KT 63.43—Kernels Take Control of Krill (aka Don't Doubt Des Moines)

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by JRamirez » Sun Jun 22, 2025 8:43 am

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There are good teams, and there are Pacific Division Teams.

And if yesterday the Heart of the Heartland ™ Kernels dispatched the Krill & Worboys...

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KT 63.44—Kernels to further furl their "new" offense vs Hawaii as BBA's top two scoring teams face off

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by JRamirez » Sun Jun 22, 2025 1:52 pm

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Top scoring Des Moines hosts Hawaii for four at the Kum & Go. What will Hawaii bring to the store: spam or sushi?

Jibwa Smortningaling read the...

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KT 63.47—SP José Barrón, OF Wan-ling Koo defeat Bessi, Mounties, 9-2

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by JRamirez » Thu Jun 26, 2025 12:57 am

José Barrón (3-5, 4.41) threw a six-hit complete game win in his first start for Des Moines, as RF Wan-ling Koo (1.012 OPS vs LHP) hit two home runs...

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KT 63.45—Everard, Barrón to start at Vancouver

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by JRamirez » Tue Jun 24, 2025 10:32 am

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Faroe Islands are irresistible: red-tiled roofs perched on sheer cliffs, wild orchids lining sheep trails, the hush of mist before sunrise: “I hear...

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Tue Jun 24, 2025 12:42 pm
KT 63.46—Rich Dares: no time off for good behavior?

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by JRamirez » Tue Jun 24, 2025 11:00 am

Switch-hitting second baseman 2B Rich Dares has been pronounced 100% yet he has 10 days left on the IL. Asked if he would like to accompany fellow...

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Tue Jun 24, 2025 11:00 am
KT 63.42—Larkman, McCoy, Mahdi two hits each as Kernels, Haworth strip BIK bare, 10-0

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by JRamirez » Fri Jun 20, 2025 11:54 pm

Righty Ken Haworth (7-2, 3.76) threw 8.1 scoreless innings versus the visiting Krill on way to a 10-0 victory backed by 16 Kernel hits and home runs...

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Fri Jun 20, 2025 11:54 pm
KT 63.41—20 y.o. Magana's m-gonna get 'er done [updated]

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by JRamirez » Fri Jun 20, 2025 1:58 pm

Magana's been a joy to watch, skipper Mel Jenkins said. Half his long drives—the ones that stay in the stadium—whizzed past helpless outfielders, who...

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Fri Jun 20, 2025 3:35 pm
KT 63.40—Kernels tee-off on Louisville, Akers, 16-3 at KTY Truck Plant

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by JRamirez » Sun Jun 08, 2025 11:24 am

In the first game of a series sweep at Louisville, the Des Moines Baseball Club smacked the so-called Sluggers 16-3 in a display that sent former...

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Mon Jun 09, 2025 9:48 am
KT 63.39—OF/DH Ricardo Magana (4/11/7) called up; ready to "break some glass"

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by JRamirez » Sun Jun 08, 2025 10:31 am

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Magana's agent says watch this guy against Bikini's crystal-arm dude , Ricardo's gonna tee-off on Glass and sennem righ-back-ta Midland-Odessa...

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KT 63.38—Kernels Get Local Boost as former DM popcorn vender joins ML club | Quintanilla grabs headlines in debut

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by JRamirez » Fri Jun 06, 2025 1:39 pm

3B-1B Domingo Pinto (6/6/7) has been called up to the Kernels roster and will see immediate starts at first, third, and designated hitter, as Des...

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Fri Jun 06, 2025 1:52 pm
KT 63.37—¡Parreno, en lista de exención! Parreno waived! Una movida inminente en la plantilla (an impending roster move)

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by JRamirez » Wed Jun 04, 2025 1:00 pm

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La DMO, quiza algo sorprendente, ha ascendido a Santiago Quintanilla , 3B, ano 23, a la plantilla de las...

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KT 63.36—Seven on Sunday: Lackluster week, lackluster news

Last post by RonCo « Tue Jun 03, 2025 11:26 pm
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by JRamirez » Tue Jun 03, 2025 9:38 am

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Date: 04/29/63
Record: 11-15

DM has l0st seven out of her last ten games. That sucks, and someone will have to pay. Probably JR. Except he seems to...

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Tue Jun 03, 2025 11:26 pm
KT 63.35—Walter Wilhelm welcomes 2063 draftees

Last post by JRamirez « Mon Jun 02, 2025 1:12 pm

by JRamirez » Mon Jun 02, 2025 1:12 pm

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Des Moines features her 2063 amateur draft picks 2 through 5:

1B Santiago Pacheco (7/5/6)

High work ethic, the DMO is...

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Mon Jun 02, 2025 1:12 pm
KT 63,34 -- How the DMO's decision makers conspired to try to keep Tommy Akers out of Des Moines

Last post by RT60 « Sun Jun 01, 2025 9:19 am
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by JRamirez » Sun Jun 01, 2025 9:03 am

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In an emergency session convened late last night, the Des Moines Kernels' top brass gathered in the hallowed, if somewhat sticky, halls of the Kum &...

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KT 63.33—Huckleberry Flinn wins POTW | roster changes

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by JRamirez » Sat May 31, 2025 7:57 am

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Alonso 'Huckleberry' Flinn (7/6/5), JR's bromantic dreamboy, the rangey Garland (Dallas), TX native, 22-years-old and still going, who is poised—team...

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Kt 63.32—Obligatory 1st round draft pick post: OF Jon Scaife #36

Last post by JRamirez « Fri May 30, 2025 10:24 pm

by JRamirez » Fri May 30, 2025 10:24 pm

Nothing much to see her, dear readers. Your obligatory 2063 Des Moines Kernels TN post about our first round pick, who is expected to sign with ease:...

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Fri May 30, 2025 10:24 pm
KT 63.31—Propelled by six home runs, Kernels send the Eastside Semipros whirling, 10-4, "good buddy"

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by JRamirez » Wed May 28, 2025 3:36 am

The Kernels, it seems, have to pay their appropriate sum in helping the charity ballclub from over near Knoxville. This is a high price to pay to...

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Wed May 28, 2025 6:54 pm
KT 63.27 — José Gonzáles (SP) emerges as BBA No. 5 prospect

Last post by Graham « Tue May 27, 2025 12:40 am
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by JRamirez » Sun May 25, 2025 8:55 pm

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José Gonzáles , age 20, from New York, NY, was drafted by then first-year GM JRamirez 248th overall (DM Round 8, Pick 17), and he's now the BBA's...

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