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June 18th, 2063. The Hustlers were going nowhere. GM Matt Rectenwald had seen enough. He decided it was time to start wheeling...

The epic clash all 2 of us (hi jiminyhopkins !) have been waiting for!

Who ya got?

For context, the Tarpons had a 5-4 edge in the regular season...

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Rule Five Profit? Nine Get Something for Nothing

by Nes Lessman

As I reported earlier this year, the Nine...

Been three seasons since the last one, here's take two for a quick review of the Mounties 2063 season!

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Among the Rubble? Barney Lindsay Now a Nine

by Edwin Wardman

When a team is going nowhere fast and sitting...

John Rasmussen III himself told a heartwarming tale of his unexpected call back to the big leagues with his original club, the Las Vegas Hustlers....

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As the Stars finished their sweep of the Long Beach Surfers, the Valencia faithful took to the gates outside of Dunn Field...

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In the midst of a four-game sweep while visiting Vito Costantino Memorial Stadium to play the Surfers, the Valencia offense...

Vancouver Mounties
2062: 89-73 (3rd, Frick League Pacific)
GM: Aaron Wharram
Current Fan Interest: 74

2062 saw the Mounties go 89-73 finishing 3rd...

Showin' em how its done...

🚨 Tribe Called Brewster Confirms Album — Gertie Responds 🚨

After weeks of cryptic whiteboard leaks, backstage...

The Charlotte Flyers have added 5 players to their roster with the September roster expansion. Two of these players made their BBA debut during the...

1B Sam Corkum

3 year, $10 million

2064: $2.2 million
2065: $2.8 million (T)
2066: $5 million (T)

An arbitration buyout that will save $200,000 in...

I have officially signed two contract extensions and agreed in principle to another for three key Mounties players.

LF Greg Clover

3 years, $19...

After reading that the current AFC West (Go Chiefs!) has the winningest set of coaches in NFL history (Andy Reid, Pete Carroll, Jim Harbaugh, and...

Dr Pfeffer.png The Kernels, if we are to believe head groundskeeper and front office manager Jibwa Smortningaling, are set to profit this season by...

Four series left and a game behind the Krill, asst GM Esteban Costa considers. I like our chances.

We're at the point in the season, again, where...

NY this time. Back Sunday.

Good thing I'm the Worst Team Since the 2044 River Monsters and don't have to worry about playoffs.

Gertie knows a thing or two about healing...

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
September 3, 2063
From the Desk of Gertie & The Madison Wolves...

In Forrest Rockburn 's debut for the Black Sox, he gave up a hit to the first batter he faced: Bluebirds' speedy leadoff hitter, Alfonso Gonzalez ....

After winning 12 of their last 20 games, the Cobble Hill Robins sit atop the league in an extremely important statistical category -- Fan Interest...

Trade winds are a-blowin'

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I pulled the trigger on three separate deals this week, but I'm going...

Game Date: 8/13/2025

Cobble Hill Record: 51-71

Major moves up to this point: Robins leadership completely dismantled the former Brooklyn Robins,...

One Last Ride
By Phil “Brewmeister” Cole

They told me I'd be getting one last start this week.

In Vancouver.

I don’t know if it’s poetic...

🎤 Tribe Called Brewster Confirms New Album Dropping After the Brewster! 🎤

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After weeks of cryptic...

Salvatore Montanez tore open the envelope with his finger. He was doing his team-mandated outreach and appreciation time at the training facilities...