Moscow Mule 2065.01: Slavnyy!!

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Tuber Times
1 April 2065
Moscow, Russia
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Vanden Timakov

Dobro pozhalovat' v, fanaty!! This is the first edition of a magnificent publication: the Moscow Mule. Here we will provide insight on the glorious deeds of the Moscow Thunder Bears as they navigate a trailblazing, majestic 2063 baseball season!! I am your most noble beat writer Vanden Timakov and what a 2063 it will be in striking Moscow!

The Thunder Bears begin a new, glorious era under the guidance of splendid GM Ben Teague. Comrade Teague is an exalted legend at the role of GM. He brings an unmatched record as a GM with 3,000 wins and a spectacular Monty Brewster title to the Global Baseball Consortium! This will be a monumental 2063 with matchless players and certain victory. So settle in druz'ya to soak in glory!

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I've meant to post this for a week or so.