
36-year-old Wafid Bishr
You say $18mm is way to much to pay, say,
Wafid Bishr? I, say,
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¿Qué onda, güeeeeeey?
Bishr's chief allotted task is to mentor his fellow Cedrus (Cedar Tree)
Hud 'The Great Piano Man' bin Ala' al din (7/10/11).
(Both are natives of Lebanon, if you ain't catching the drift.)

16-year-old Hud 'The Great Piano Man' bin Ala' al din.
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Psalm 104:16 — “The trees of the Lord are well watered, the cedars of Lebanon that he planted.”
The Piano Man, in the Des Moines International Sector, ain't been smoking hookah, not all day long. He just had his 10 power potential ratified by assistant GM and international scout extraordinario Esteban Costa. The 18-year-old third base prospect is already No. 67 on the BBA boards. Karma, and Waffu Bishr gonna collude to make sure that improves over time until the megalith takes the field in Des Moines and starts crushing opposing pitching.
Bishr is even in charge of Piano Legs' trust fund, the Great Cedar Reserve, which started when owner Walter Wilhelm agreed to plop down $8,888,888 for Bin Ala' al din's Des Moines Ding-Dong Door Dish™ services. And that includes more than homemade falafel.