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Cash on KidJanuary 6, 2064 – They say a good shortstop is worth a pretty penny, but in Timoleon Touliatos’s case, perhaps someone took the saying too far. Or maybe not.
The Bikini Krill made an unexpected splash in the international free agent market this week, signing the flashy, newly turned 17-year-old shortstop to a breath-taking deal that will net the kid $18million (and that comes with a league tax to bring that number up to $31million overall. It’s an expense that, given the team’s moderately low payroll, seems like it can (maybe barely) be dealt with. However, moments after news struck, investigative reports began to note that Dmiitri Touliatos, the shortstop’s father, who is a big player in export/import markets in the Greek economy, is listed as having been a major donor to an ongoing development project being driven by Krill owner P. Moreau Westmoreland.
Press is on the case“Westmoreland is active on so many fronts that it’s hard to determine which efforts that Touliatios, the Elder, has invested in, but at present the focus seems to be on advanced, realtime cloning and realtime epigenetic extension therapies,” said Misty Morgan on this week’s episode of Krill On the Grill, a information podabout goings on in and around the team. Estimates of donations provided to Westmoreland’s research vary from numbers as low as $10million to considerably higher.
“This baseball operation is completely separate from anything else PM is doing. To think of it any other way would be wrong,” said the team’s assistant GM Monica Green, who is also known as Westmoreland’s girlfriend.
Others aren’t so certain.
Regardless, the kid is a Bonafide elite prospect, standing 6’4” at his 17 years of age. Scouts suggest his glove may well not develop to where it needs to be in order to handle the shortstop role in the majors, but can see him at second base or third because the bat, to date, has been nothing but thunder and lightning.
“Timo’s got a long way to go,” Morgan said of Touliatos, the Younger’s true prospects. “But if he hits even eight or ninetly percent of his potential, we’re talking about a possible Hall of Famer.”
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Cash on Kid
The Bikini Krill made an unexpected splash in the international free agent market this week, signing the flashy, newly turned 17-year-old shortstop to a breath-taking deal that will net the kid $18million (and that comes with a league tax to bring that number up to $31million overall. It’s an expense that, given the team’s moderately low payroll, seems like it can (maybe barely) be dealt with. However, moments after news struck, investigative reports began to note that Dmiitri Touliatos, the shortstop’s father, who is a big player in export/import markets in the Greek economy, is listed as having been a major donor to an ongoing development project being driven by Krill owner P. Moreau Westmoreland.
Press is on the case
“This baseball operation is completely separate from anything else PM is doing. To think of it any other way would be wrong,” said the team’s assistant GM Monica Green, who is also known as Westmoreland’s girlfriend.
Others aren’t so certain.
Regardless, the kid is a Bonafide elite prospect, standing 6’4” at his 17 years of age. Scouts suggest his glove may well not develop to where it needs to be in order to handle the shortstop role in the majors, but can see him at second base or third because the bat, to date, has been nothing but thunder and lightning.
“Timo’s got a long way to go,” Morgan said of Touliatos, the Younger’s true prospects. “But if he hits even eight or ninetly percent of his potential, we’re talking about a possible Hall of Famer.”
