Devastating News For Cairo Fans: Team Plans To Rebuild

[swillthough]

After a recent string of years with plenty of success, the Pharaohs have ran out of steam this season. With a losing record in early July, there is plenty of doubt the team can come back and be a contender for the 2063 title. What seemed like a movie is now finally settling in with fans; it is the end of the reign of terror the Pharaohs delivered over the last few seasons.

With the expiring contract of frequently mentioned CF Blair Peyton, reports have come out that he is asking for a record amount of money that no competitive GBC team can afford. This is tragic as Cairo is barely under the salary cap despite only a few players making multi millions this season. Despite GM Will Dymek being against the salary cap, there is not much choice but to obey the rules.

This dynasty appears to be over. "You don't know what the good times are until you leave them," said the GM. "We might not make a playoff run this season but we sure as hell can make a run in the future." No trades have been made as of this breaking news but it would not be a surprise if moves would be made in the immediate future.

[Jwalk100]

Peyton may finally move to the Brewster.

[Graham]

Peyton may finally move to the Brewster.

I can already hear Shoeless' salivary glands working up a lather from here.

[Dington]

Peyton may finally move to the Brewster.

I can already hear Shoeless' salivary glands working up a lather from here.

Those aren’t his salivary glands you hear smackin around…