2049-0013: Talons GM Announces That He is Not Going Anywhere, So This Miserable League is Stuck With Him Mwahahahahaha

[jiminyhopkins]

Phoenix, AZ--

With the recent churn of GM's in the BBA reaching a boiling point, the Talons Reclusive GM for some reason felt the need to announce that he isn't going anywhere anytime soon.

"Yep, Still here," he said recently in an interview with the Phoenix Sun Times Post Dispatch. "Even though they tried to force us out a couple seasons ago, and even though we still havent seen a single cent of revenue from the BBA All Star Game. Yeah no, they can't get rid of me that easily!"

"So yeah, eventually I'm gonna make a Talons Hall of Low Standards and get points for it. I'm also going to make soul crushing, franchise destroying trades any time I feel like it. And I'm still going to not vote for my own players for awards. All of the tired quirks that the rest of the league can't stand. And I'm gonna do this forever. You'll never force me out, whoever you are!"

While there have been no recent reports of the Talons GM being forced out, or even deserving of a poor reputation, this guy still felt it necessary to put out these statements. So take them for what they're worth.

GO Talons!

Obligatory Player Link: Carlton Winson, scheduled to be inducted into the Talons Hall of Low Standards very soon!

[recte44]

Sweet

[CTBrewCrew]

Your TNs always bring a smile to my face. LOL

[lordtoffee]

I'd expect nothing less. Love the TN.

[cheekimonk]

Turned back the Yankee's offer?

[7teen]

Be sure to list all the All-Stars in your Hall of Low Standards

[Joshua Biddle]

Lol