2044-00005: Talons GM: "The Highlight of my Life is to Occupy 30 Whole Seconds of a 3 Hour Youtube Video"

[jiminyhopkins]

Phoenix, AZ--

The Reclusive Talons GM is famous!

Yep, as evidenced by a recently posted 3 hour, 8 minute youtube video of a zoom chat, where the GM was the subject of the fleeting thoughts of the participants for approximately 37 seconds. The upload, which has exactly 12 views as of this writing, represents the most fame and notoriety ever experienced by the Talons GM. "I can die in peace now," he said. "Which is great, because up until now, I was going to die hating myself. Close call there!"

"Also, they seem to have mentioned a Talons prospect, but we can't seem to find him so far," the GM continued. "Some guy named Don Rickells. Not sure if he is a pitcher, or a hitter, but it doesn't matter because we could really use either one right now. I'm sure he's down in the low minors somewhere as an 80-grade prospect, enjoying life. Once we find out who he is, we'll make plans to see him in a Talons uniform sometime in the 2049 season, after he has lumped down to a 45-grade middle reliever. That will be cool, I guess."

Go Talons!

[shoeless.db]

"Famous enough to open his open BBQ joint in downtown Lincoln, Nebraska." -- The Nebraska Herder, Online Edition

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[HoosierVic]

I wouldn't waste much time on Rickells. He's something of a hockey puck, from what we hear in Chicago.