Sox 41-111: "Des Moines vs Sox Series Results"

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Sox 41-111: "Des Moines vs Sox Series Results"

Post by HoosierVic » Tue Feb 11, 2020 2:03 pm

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08/03/41: Des Moines Kernels @ Chicago Black Sox - Loss, 10-4.
Kernels Get Road Win, 10-4
W: J. Rivera (5-8) L: J. Nicto (5-9) S: M. Villarreal (2).
HR - DM: L. De La Cruz (25) CHI: L. González (4)

08/04/41: Des Moines Kernels @ Chicago Black Sox - Loss, 5-4.
Multi-HR Day for De La Cruz as Kernels Overpower Black Sox, 5-4
W: J. Castro (4-4) L: F. Salgado (0-1) S: R. Gabriel (9).
HR - DM: L. De La Cruz 2 (27) CHI: T. Cochran (12)

08/05/41: Des Moines Kernels @ Chicago Black Sox - Win, 5-6.
Black Sox Raise Rally Flag, Beat Des Moines, 6-5
W: D. Ruijghaver (5-1) L: J. Castro (4-5) S: G. Sosa (21).
HR - DM: Á. De Castillo 2 (22) CHI: R. Wattson (17)

08/06/41: Des Moines Kernels @ Chicago Black Sox - Loss, 8-1.
Kernels Bang Out 8-1 Win Versus Chicago
W: J. García (9-3) L: P. Jaramillo (9-7) .
HR - DM: L. De La Cruz (28) CHI: M. Simpson (17)

Hot Take: We hate Des Moines. We hate how its name is two words. It couldn’t just go with one, like Pestilence? We hate that Des Moines uses a pretentious “Des” instead of a populist “De” or the factually inarguable “Duh”; we hate that Moines sort of sounds like Moist, which is just gross; we hate the creepy corn logo with the face; we hate that it’s in Iowa … We hate Des Moines. We hate that the Kernels sort of suck against everyone else, but bat us around like a cheap cat toy. We hate that you drive by Des Moines on the way to Omaha, who we also hate. But we digress. Our point is this: we hate Des Moines … Ok. We feel better now ... Except for the part of our brain that contemplates Des Moines. It’s still boiling over with hatred and marveling over the resemblance between the Iowa capital and a festering heap of slag … Did we mention that we're not overly fond of Des Moines? Well, pull up a chair. This'll take awhile ...

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Re: Sox 41-111: "Des Moines vs Sox Series Results"

Post by Fat Nige » Tue Feb 11, 2020 3:06 pm

So you could recommend Des Moines as somewhere to go then ? What do you suggest we see? ;)
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Re: Sox 41-111: "Des Moines vs Sox Series Results"

Post by shoeless.db » Tue Feb 11, 2020 9:47 pm

I like how there’s nuggets of literary gold in these reviews.
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