2037.2 Boise to Men - State of the Union
Posted: Thu Jan 10, 2019 12:01 pm
Well, here I am as the new General Manager of a team that is basically flawed from top to bottom.
Start with the damn park factors: Nerf hitting from all sides of the plate and then Nerf LH HR's and boost RH HR's (but Nerf RH batting average)...did someone roll dice for these settings? And now it will cost me $15M and a billion PP's (which I guess all my prior PP's expired...sigh) in order to set up the park reasonably. These settings are so bad that my brain can't even hardly function when I look at them and then try to come up with a team that will benefit from them. We play 162 games and only 81 of them are in this shitty park.
Then, we are in IDAHO...and we have that logo...can that be changed? Do I have to be the "spuds?" C'mon....
Then (yes I use "then" twice in a row), the pitching...sigh...I guess with this park, the impression was that the "movement" rating that is acceptable (at best) in this league didn't matter...
Then (3rd time) how does one even get their brain around ignoring the "contact" rating required in this league after you nerf the stadium of hitting????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
Top that off with signing of a 32 Year Old to a 4 year $88M contract (last year a team option) who bats from the LEFT SIDE OF THE PLATE. He's a proven bat, I know, but Boise is invested in a guy that is being nerfed in his own stadium...He is so confused by the park that he has a reverse Home/Road split vs what logic would even dictate. I expect that the initial shock will wear off and he will be fine, but it seems like a lot of money to invest in...him...I think....
Dennis French is good (despite a park created to nullify his goodness), but like every other "prospect" he isn't aware that the strike zone doesn't involve the entire park...Although that seems to be consistent with many OOTP prospects in the current upgrade/version (whatever they are calling it).
All that said, I gotta get back to work...this may be the weakest constructed "organization" I have ever inherited...That's all for now, but you can look forward to more angst and frustration along the way...I need PP's badly Fellas!
Start with the damn park factors: Nerf hitting from all sides of the plate and then Nerf LH HR's and boost RH HR's (but Nerf RH batting average)...did someone roll dice for these settings? And now it will cost me $15M and a billion PP's (which I guess all my prior PP's expired...sigh) in order to set up the park reasonably. These settings are so bad that my brain can't even hardly function when I look at them and then try to come up with a team that will benefit from them. We play 162 games and only 81 of them are in this shitty park.
Then, we are in IDAHO...and we have that logo...can that be changed? Do I have to be the "spuds?" C'mon....
Then (yes I use "then" twice in a row), the pitching...sigh...I guess with this park, the impression was that the "movement" rating that is acceptable (at best) in this league didn't matter...
Then (3rd time) how does one even get their brain around ignoring the "contact" rating required in this league after you nerf the stadium of hitting????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
Top that off with signing of a 32 Year Old to a 4 year $88M contract (last year a team option) who bats from the LEFT SIDE OF THE PLATE. He's a proven bat, I know, but Boise is invested in a guy that is being nerfed in his own stadium...He is so confused by the park that he has a reverse Home/Road split vs what logic would even dictate. I expect that the initial shock will wear off and he will be fine, but it seems like a lot of money to invest in...him...I think....
Dennis French is good (despite a park created to nullify his goodness), but like every other "prospect" he isn't aware that the strike zone doesn't involve the entire park...Although that seems to be consistent with many OOTP prospects in the current upgrade/version (whatever they are calling it).
All that said, I gotta get back to work...this may be the weakest constructed "organization" I have ever inherited...That's all for now, but you can look forward to more angst and frustration along the way...I need PP's badly Fellas!