<Mr. Palin arrives at the microphone to the sound of no applause whatsoever>
JP: I appreciate the warm welcome and it's nice to see all three of you here. As you know, I have been named the new General Manager here in Boise. Hey, I see you are all three women; one of you yell, "IDAHO," so I will know which one of you to call later!
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JP: I'll be here all week ladies!
JP: Well, anybody have any questions? I can't think of much more to say. Obviously I need to go find my office and make sure there's and adequate supply of Wild Turkey and at least a bottle of Sour; you know, sometimes you are just in the mood for a little sour.
JP: After that, I will probably look through this roster of potato heads and see if anything is worth keeping.
JP: Anyway, thanks for showing up. I probably better get on that task of finding more stolen bases that the owner has set before me. We all know how important more stolen bases are...anyway, new team, similar owner...yay me!
