The Morning Glory - 2053.02 - Please Welcome the Oysters!!
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The Morning Glory - 2053.02 - Please Welcome the Oysters!!
In our last Team News, we mentioned how GM Golden likes to shake things up. While there had been rumors that Golden was going to move the team, our sources on the topic have been very quiet on the subject, noting that Golden’s pared-down staff has done a good job of keeping things under wraps.
Well, we can now officially report that Golden IS moving the team.
Please welcome the Rocky Mountain Oysters!
The team will be located in Colorado City, CO. It seems like the building of the stadium has been under construction for a while as the team will be moving to Colorado in December. GM Golden had this to say about the move:
“We’re excited. I’ve gotten to know the guys on the team pretty well over the last couple weeks and nobody seems to be sad about getting out of El Paso. We took a look at where teams were and were shocked to see the Colorado area was missing a team. With the Market Size of the El Paso area getting smaller, now is the perfect time to bring baseball to Colorado.”
When asked for more details about the stadium, GM Golden said, “Look, I know you bastards are new to dealing with me but get this straight right now – I release information on my own timeline! If I didn’t already mention it, I’m not going to bring it up at this time! The BBA Governing Board requires me to speak to the media a certain amount of times a season. Information on the stadium is a perfect excuse to have another media session with you so, just pull up your panties and wait a little bit.”
Well, we can now officially report that Golden IS moving the team.
Please welcome the Rocky Mountain Oysters!
The team will be located in Colorado City, CO. It seems like the building of the stadium has been under construction for a while as the team will be moving to Colorado in December. GM Golden had this to say about the move:
“We’re excited. I’ve gotten to know the guys on the team pretty well over the last couple weeks and nobody seems to be sad about getting out of El Paso. We took a look at where teams were and were shocked to see the Colorado area was missing a team. With the Market Size of the El Paso area getting smaller, now is the perfect time to bring baseball to Colorado.”
When asked for more details about the stadium, GM Golden said, “Look, I know you bastards are new to dealing with me but get this straight right now – I release information on my own timeline! If I didn’t already mention it, I’m not going to bring it up at this time! The BBA Governing Board requires me to speak to the media a certain amount of times a season. Information on the stadium is a perfect excuse to have another media session with you so, just pull up your panties and wait a little bit.”
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Re: The Morning Glory - 2053.02 - Please Welcome the Oysters!!
Congrats! This is a Golden idea! Amazing how that stadium just appears out of nowhere
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Re: The Morning Glory - 2053.02 - Please Welcome the Oysters!!
Ballsy move.
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Re: The Morning Glory - 2053.02 - Please Welcome the Oysters!!
I'm bullish on this move
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Re: The Morning Glory - 2053.02 - Please Welcome the Oysters!!
I think that might be one of Shoeless' minor league spots. Wasnt a big enough location for my Oysters.
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Re: The Morning Glory - 2053.02 - Please Welcome the Oysters!!
Welcome to Colorado…..
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