2037.01 On a Higher Plane - Aviators finally healthy

[felipe]

The last Wichita Aviator, centerfielder, Pedro Iturbide, came off of the long term disabled list today, ending what must be the worst run of injuries a big league team ever has endured.

"Very disappointing," murmured defeated Aviator Genius, GM Hopkins," Last season sucked. All those guys hurt really derailed our plan of finishing .500."

Elite left fielder, Ken Jenkins, experienced a career ending injury, but stuck around the clubhouse all season, sucking up a grotesque amount of salary and cap space - ending all hopes of the Aviators finding a replacement for the douche in the process.

Most of the pitching staff went down, as did countless regulars.

The teams medical centre resembled a US Civil WAr era field hospital, for most of the year, with dismembered limbs stacked up in huge piles outside the complex doors.

"That might not have been necessary," agreed the Genius," But I was gonna get something for that $27 million I was paying Jenkins. Enjoying watching his left arm float in formaldehyde helps to begins to lessen the pain."

[7teen]

I’m now envisioning Wichita with a special room that Stu sits in with jars of body parts floating around. Something like the Governor in the Walking Dead

[RonCo]

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