The Wichita Aviators announced the conditional signing of twenty-nine year old, minor league pitcher, Ralph Fowler today.
Fowler has not seen the major leagues since 2034, and has spent the past two seasons playing for two different franchises, (Omaha and Twin Rivers), in AAA.
Fowler is a soft tossing righty, without one single major league quality pitch.
"Fowler is a groundball machine!" boasted Louisville Genius, GM Hopkins today,"Of course...with the state of our infield, that could become very problematic for us."
"With any luck, we will never have to find out if he has any ability at the big league level...so look for him to start for us by May."
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GM: Stu Hopkins