2063-007: Talons GM: "Fuck You!"

[jiminyhopkins]

Phoenix, AZ--

The Talons Reclusive GM, that (in)famous, cantankerous, prickly old hermit, has finally had enough.

We here at the Phoenix Sun Times Post Dispatch (One of Phoenix's Finest Newspapers^TM) finally caught up with him in light of all the recent controversy and asked him what's going on.

"Yeah, fuck you," he said with a straight face. "You know who you are, ya bastard. I'm sick and tired of your petty bullshit and I won't take it anymore!"

***

He seemed serious. With trepidation, we asked the GM what he was talking about. His reply was, uh, blunt.

"Rich Fucking Dares, you idiot! I'm tired of this guy ruining my life and ruining my team. So, that rat bastard can go to hell. But on his way there, he'll be DFA'd and go to the waiver wire first!"

"Now that we have our old friend Miguel Martinez to play second base, and with my guy Subaru playing a not-too-painful shortstop, it's time to get rid of Dares once and for all," he said.

"I hate Rich Dares!!"

Go Tankers Talons!

[Trebro]

Well played, my friend, well played.

[RT60]

wait, is this a drama?

[Bob Breum]

We love that the Talons are running out an all former-Blazer middle infield. We hope that Subaru steals 100 bags.

[RonCo]

We hope that Subaru steals 100 bags.

And dumps them right in the harbor, all the while screaming "give me Liberty, or give me death!"

[JRamirez]

Links and all

[jiminyhopkins]

No AI in the universe can match this level of insanity.