2058-0008: Talons Issue Apology
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2058-0008: Talons Issue Apology
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On behalf of Central Arizona Concessions LLC dba Phoenix Talons Base Ball Club, as well as David Frum Intellectual Properties dba the Talons Electronic Media And Forum Posting Department, please accept our humble apologies for anyone we may have offended with our recent forum and/or Discord posts. Obviously our GM's style is abrasive and takes some getting used to, and besides, he's drunk on VODAKTM most of the time anyway.
Yeah, we fucked up. What we really should have done is quite simple, actually. The TEMAFPD has done some soul-searching and we have discovered where we went wrong.
We forgot the patented Ron Collins Smiley FaceTM!!!
Yes, how stupid of us. If we had only looked back on some previous posts, we have discovered that you can pretty much say anything you want, as long as its followed by an official Ron Collins Smiley FaceTM. Then, everything is OK!
See? Just observe the following sentences:
I'm sure it's totally normal that the #3 ranked prospect just happened to show up on the Commissioner's team one day.
Calm down, silly, it's totally obvious that Your Mom is an All Star.
Yellow Springs sucks.
The Good Cop Bad Cop articles in the Media Guide are shit and no one reads them.
There, you see? The Smiley Face means that it's no big deal! Rest Assured, in the future, the Talons Electronic Media And Forum Posting Department will pledge to do our utmost in adhering to this quite useful standard. We can't risk offending any of our valuable GM's, who we are sure are fine, upstanding people in real life!
Go Talons!
On behalf of Central Arizona Concessions LLC dba Phoenix Talons Base Ball Club, as well as David Frum Intellectual Properties dba the Talons Electronic Media And Forum Posting Department, please accept our humble apologies for anyone we may have offended with our recent forum and/or Discord posts. Obviously our GM's style is abrasive and takes some getting used to, and besides, he's drunk on VODAKTM most of the time anyway.
Yeah, we fucked up. What we really should have done is quite simple, actually. The TEMAFPD has done some soul-searching and we have discovered where we went wrong.
We forgot the patented Ron Collins Smiley FaceTM!!!
Yes, how stupid of us. If we had only looked back on some previous posts, we have discovered that you can pretty much say anything you want, as long as its followed by an official Ron Collins Smiley FaceTM. Then, everything is OK!
See? Just observe the following sentences:
I'm sure it's totally normal that the #3 ranked prospect just happened to show up on the Commissioner's team one day.
Calm down, silly, it's totally obvious that Your Mom is an All Star.
Yellow Springs sucks.
The Good Cop Bad Cop articles in the Media Guide are shit and no one reads them.
There, you see? The Smiley Face means that it's no big deal! Rest Assured, in the future, the Talons Electronic Media And Forum Posting Department will pledge to do our utmost in adhering to this quite useful standard. We can't risk offending any of our valuable GM's, who we are sure are fine, upstanding people in real life!
Go Talons!
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