It was just an innocent Team NewsTM article.
But the crack team of lawyers at a local Greater Central Arizona Metropolitan AreaTM newspaper have immediately spotted a negligent and malicious omission of their flagship news organization's trademarked slogan:
This only adds to the Talons' legal woes, what with the continued DENNY'STM settlement obligations and even a potential libel suit from a certain unnamed BBATM team reportedly located somewhere in the Pacific Ocean. And this new suit is definitely a blow to the TalonsTM in many other ways, with numerous articles by a one "Rob P." and many other informative pieces about Your MomTM and other players. These efforts no doubt help the popularity of said players and increase ticket sales for the Talons and concessions sales at Denny's Paul D. Lunn Memorial Stadium Presented By SubaruTM.
The publishing consortium that owns the newspaper in question issued the following statement just minutes ago:
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"Mountain West Publishers and Media Partners LLCTM is an organization dedicated to journalistic ethics and truth in reporting. Our flagship publication, the Phoenix Sun Times Post DispatchTM (One of Phoenix's Finest NewspapersTM) is but one part of a phalanx of news organizations around the country, including the Traverse City Record Eagle Free PressTM (One of Michigan's Finest NewspapersTM), the Medicine Hat Herald Inquirer Metro Star TribuneTM (One of The Canadian Prairie Provinces' Finest NewspapersTM), the Toledo Daily Insider Picayune TelegramTM (One of Northwest Ohio's Finest NewspapersTM), the Daytona Beach Evening Standard Record Review ExplorerTM (One of The Eastern Central Florida Coastal Region's Finest NewspapersTM) and the Surprise Bulletin Sentinel Morning Patriot GazetteTM (Another One of Phoenix's Finest NewspapersTM)."
"We pride ourselves with only the most accurate and timely reporting of news, sports, and investigative journalism in these five regions, which also happen to include major and minor league baseball teams in the BBATM. However, every one of our exclusive coverage agreements require the teams in question to use the ENTIRE title of our publications. Anything less constitues willful negligence as per the terms of our respective contracts. Phoenix WrightTM, the Talons Chief Counsel, has been notified of our intent to sue and we look forward to seeing those bastards on the Ninth District CourtTM!"