Is it true? Everything they're saying about Your Mom?
The legend that is Joseph Mother continues to grow, much like Your Mom's waistline. A quick glance at the player history page reveals an astounding history for Phoenix's most famous player. A life well lived, laughed, and loved!
Born in 2032 in Gary, Indiana, Mother was already playing baseball in Korea before the age of 7. After entering the first of four total ammy drafts, Your Mom was off to the Marine Corps at age 12, playing ball and mastering the M4 Carbine for the next three years. After not being drafted again, Mother decided, hey, maybe going to college is the right move. At age 15. After a year at Indiana University Northwest, Joseph tried the draft again and once more was passed over for more "athletic looking" talent.
What now for the 16 year old? A job at Burger King, of course. For the next five years. And you can guess how "athletic" Your Mom was looking by the end of that stint. Even so, upon entering the fourth amateur draft of Mother's young life, the rotund 'first baseman' was selected by the Phoenix Talons in 2051, as a first rounder! After a minor league career that saw Mother win no less than three Rookie League Championships, the now-DH is currently leading the Talons in home runs with 8 already in April.
What's next for Your Mom? Can the most famous person in Central Arizona become even more iconic?? Stay Tuned!
Go Talons!
