The Talons have been associated with many prestigious brands throughout the franchise's history. The practical, reliable automobiles of Subaru Corporation, a Division of Fuji Heavy Industries, LTD. The superb fine dining experiences of the Denny's Restaurant Group LLC. The refined luxury of the VODAK brand of fine spirits.
But now, the Talons have finally secured themselves their very own celebrity spokesperson, none other than legendary NASCAR driver Ricky Bobby. Central Arizona Concessions LLC marketing director Billy Mays explains: "After having made the BBA playoffs in two of the last three seasons, we decided that the Talons are a big deal now. Especially since our market size is listed as "ASTRONOMICAL" on StatsPlus. So big franchises call for big names, and we don't just mean Steven Collins III. And who better to market our team than the greatest of them all, Ricky Bobby?"
With that, Mays unveiled the first billboard of the campaign to the gathered press:
"Isn't it great?" Mays beamed. "It's just like Ricky says - If you ain't the 4th wild card in the Johnson League, You're last!"
GO Talons!
