2052-0006: Talons Do Research to Determine the Absolute Minimum Effort They Have to Make to Get That 6th Team News

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2052-0006: Talons Do Research to Determine the Absolute Minimum Effort They Have to Make to Get That 6th Team News

Post by jiminyhopkins » Tue Nov 08, 2022 2:51 pm

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The Talons Electronic Media And Forum Posting Department (TEMAFPD) is currently busy doing research to find out how to meet the elusive 6 Team News requirement before the end of the day. It's a tough job, but then they found this:
What constitutes a sufficient Team News report? In order to qualify for the points, your Team News writings must be original, owner-created content. Copying and pasting from your OOTP team page will not count. You must have at least two solid paragraphs of original, owner-created written content. One sentence is far less than a paragraph. Non PPT-worthy postings should be pinned in your Team News forum or posted elsewhere on the board. Also, please post each news item as a separate thread for easier tallying.
We think that's something the Commish stole from another league, but we'll go with it. So how to go about this? What is a paragraph? Yeah it says that one sentence is not a paragraph. But what about two sentences? We mean, hey, it doesn't say that two sentences is NOT a paragraph, right?

But then the Communications Majors from the University of Phoenix found THIS nugget of info on the interwebs....

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Damn, looks like we're done already! Awesome!

Oh and for you BBA nerds that need a player link in any team news... Check out how much this guy sucks.
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Re: 2052-0006: Talons Do Research to Determine the Absolute Minimum Effort They Have to Make to Get That 6th Team News

Post by Jwalk100 » Tue Nov 08, 2022 3:23 pm

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Re: 2052-0006: Talons Do Research to Determine the Absolute Minimum Effort They Have to Make to Get That 6th Team News

Post by Dington » Tue Nov 08, 2022 3:40 pm

That 3.75 FIP isn't bad, but DAMN!
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Re: 2052-0006: Talons Do Research to Determine the Absolute Minimum Effort They Have to Make to Get That 6th Team News

Post by Lane » Tue Nov 08, 2022 3:51 pm

Looks like a LBC reliever with those numbers
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Re: 2052-0006: Talons Do Research to Determine the Absolute Minimum Effort They Have to Make to Get That 6th Team News

Post by JimSlade » Tue Nov 08, 2022 5:03 pm

Hildago looks like the kind of guy I'd be dumb enough to take a flier on.
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