2051-0003: Talons Finally Reveal Who Has Been In Charge of the Draft: Assistant Junior Vice Sub-Director Schyt E. Pyck

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2051-0003: Talons Finally Reveal Who Has Been In Charge of the Draft: Assistant Junior Vice Sub-Director Schyt E. Pyck

Post by jiminyhopkins » Sun Jun 12, 2022 6:28 pm

Phoenix, AZ--

Why have the Talons drafts been so horrible lately? The BBA world found out today when the club finally revealed who has been behind what has been a string of draft day debacles: Schyt E. Pyck.

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Schyt E. Pyck


So, after all this time, while the Talons were loudly complaining about the quality of the draft pool, it turns out that THIS man is the reason why the Talons have the BBA's 26th ranked farm system. Apparently, it was Pyck's idea to convert 2049's first round selection Jeffery Flowers from a reliever to a starter. And look how that turned out. (Hint: Not Good)

Pyck was also at the helm when the Talons notoriously failed to sign their first five picks in 2048, and wasted their first round selection in 2046 on bust Elmer Foley. On the plus side, however, Pyck did manage to luck into selecting Your Mom, who does provide comedy value and potentially jersey sales. But no one is under any illusions that a 5'4", 225lb player can actually do well in the big leagues.

This publication did try to reach out to Pyck for comment, however we were stopped by the Denny's hostess from approaching him.
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Re: 2051-0003: Talons Finally Reveal Who Has Been In Charge of the Draft: Assistant Junior Vice Sub-Director Schyt E. Py

Post by tylertoo » Sun Jun 12, 2022 7:24 pm

Any relation to Otto? Or Manuel?

By the way, here's the latest on Elmer, now in the Chicago organization. In 2050 he threw for 126 innings and hand 20 starts, resulting in a WAR that was precisely 0.0. This season he was demoted to AAA after his Stuff and Movement ratings dropped considerably, and then this:

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A Schyt E. Pyck indeed!
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