2049-0010: Talons Run Afoul of County Health Department After All Star Game Party at World's Largest Denny's (TM)
Posted: Sat Feb 05, 2022 12:23 pm
Phoenix, AZ--
After months of waiting, the Talons have finally found out the consequences of what most have described as a truly epic party during the 2049 BBA All Star Game.
Of course, setting a Guinness Record for the most people at a Denny's is not without repercussions. Upon learning of the reported 5127 people at the establishment (billed as the World's Largest Denny's TM at 14206.9 square feet), the Maricopa County Health Department began an investigation, in partnership with the Phoenix Fire Department. As it turns out, less than 3 square feet per patron opens up the Talons to a shit ton of liability, not to mention fire code violations and Health Dept orders.
Analysing security camera video and witness interviews, massive amounts of debauchery was revealed. Among the reports were: potato salad being kept at 45.6 degrees, beer glasses not being properly sanitized prior to re-use, and a brand new Subaru (provided by Talons Subaru) blocking one of the fire exit doors. But the most egregious violation was committed by Talons reserve OF Doeke Soethout, who reportedly licked all of the beer pong balls prior to playing his round(s). For this, and his subsequent interference with the investigation, Soethout was given his unconditional release.
Fines and penalties will surely be forthcoming from the City of Phoenix and Maricopa County, but the real consequence could be this: Don't expect the BBA All Star game to be held again in Phoenix for the next few decades at least!
After months of waiting, the Talons have finally found out the consequences of what most have described as a truly epic party during the 2049 BBA All Star Game.
Of course, setting a Guinness Record for the most people at a Denny's is not without repercussions. Upon learning of the reported 5127 people at the establishment (billed as the World's Largest Denny's TM at 14206.9 square feet), the Maricopa County Health Department began an investigation, in partnership with the Phoenix Fire Department. As it turns out, less than 3 square feet per patron opens up the Talons to a shit ton of liability, not to mention fire code violations and Health Dept orders.
Analysing security camera video and witness interviews, massive amounts of debauchery was revealed. Among the reports were: potato salad being kept at 45.6 degrees, beer glasses not being properly sanitized prior to re-use, and a brand new Subaru (provided by Talons Subaru) blocking one of the fire exit doors. But the most egregious violation was committed by Talons reserve OF Doeke Soethout, who reportedly licked all of the beer pong balls prior to playing his round(s). For this, and his subsequent interference with the investigation, Soethout was given his unconditional release.
