The Brewster

Phoenix, AZ--

The Talons All Star Game festivities resulted in an attendance figure of 55,000 fans in a 49,900 seat stadium. Using complex statistical analysis, the Guiness World Records has confirmed that the 5,100 people without actual seats must have been at the World's Largest Denny's^TM behind the center field bleachers, thereby constituting an all time world record for most people at a Denny's restaurant in world history.

In addition to those fans, all 27 members of the Phoenix active roster must have also been there, since none of them got invited to actually play in the All Star game held at their own stadium. Researchers at SABR have determined that this brings the total patrons inside the Denny's to 5,127, thereby extending the record into truly unbreakable territory.

In addition, the floor area of the World's Largest Denny's^TM was confirmed to be 14,206.9 square feet, thereby cementing the franchise as the World's Largest.

Stay tuned for further updates to this breaking news story!




(Thanks to @CTBrewCrew for the stadium render!)

Haha great job @CTBrewCrew

Can we have that broken down into number of people per sq foot in Denny’s please?

Ha! Stone hung out catching up with His ex teammate during the game in there. Its always sunny at dennys.

Fat Nige wrote: ↑

Tue Feb 01, 2022 5:44 pm

Can we have that broken down into number of people per sq foot in Denny’s please?

Uh oh, looks like less than 3sqft per person. Looks like the Maricopa County Health Department is on the case!

Might have to fine the team $100 for health violations

But how many pancakes were eaten and gallons of syrup used?

I dread to think of the carnage if someone had accidentally spilled a gallon of syrup ? With that many people in, the slippage could have been catastrophic