2049-0004: Talons Reporting Record High Fan Interest Rating of 100, Also Record Low GM Interest Rating of 0

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2049-0004: Talons Reporting Record High Fan Interest Rating of 100, Also Record Low GM Interest Rating of 0

Post by jiminyhopkins » Sun Nov 28, 2021 6:58 am

Phoenix, AZ--

Yeah, they sure do love the Talons in Phoenix. Is it the free Subaru test drives to the first 5000 fans? The ever-present smell of Grand Slam Breakfasts wafting over from the World's Largest Denny's in center field? Is it the salivating prospect of tucking into some famous $3.01 Sushi? Or maybe the drama of an 'unorthodox' manager like John Yates calling for a squeeze bunt play in the second inning?

Whatever it is, somehow the club has achieved the elusive 100 Fan Interest rating. If only that interest would somehow ooze on over to the Front Office in some sort of osmosis.

Because - SPOILER ALERT - it's gonna be the same thing over and over again around here. Losing the final Wild Card slot on the last weekend of the season for the last five years in a row got ya down? Well why not try for a sixth time, just to see if the other ones were a fluke? I mean, why not go millions over budget for an 85 win team with the worst farm system in BBA history? One front office source even told us that the GM couldn't even put together a coherent counter-offer when another team asked about the Talons' best hitter.

But hey, just type up 6 TN's a season and you can keep running your crappy team for as long as you like, in perpetuity. Only in America!
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Re: 2049-0004: Talons Reporting Record High Fan Interest Rating of 100, Also Record Low GM Interest Rating of 0

Post by recte44 » Mon Nov 29, 2021 5:41 pm

Feels a bit like Groundhog Day in Phoenix, hey?

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Re: 2049-0004: Talons Reporting Record High Fan Interest Rating of 100, Also Record Low GM Interest Rating of 0

Post by CTBrewCrew » Mon Nov 29, 2021 6:46 pm

Ok - so what if you miss the playoffs ONE WEEK before the end of the season? Will that make you feel better?
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