Phoenix, AZ--
The Talons Electronic Media And Forum Posting Department made a statement today by replying to a franchise's entire season output of Team News articles in a few seconds. Director David Frum Explains:
"We here at the TEMAFPD appreciate the tenacity of our counterparts in Louisville, who today posted all 6 of their required Team Newses in like 20 minutes or something. I mean wow, thats really cool. Probably an achievement that the Talons will never match."
"But then we noticed that there was something wrong. Something that often happens to our own posts," Frum continued. "There were no comments! I can't tell you how frustrating it is to write these articles and have them ignored. It sucks and really lowers the motivation for doing more. So we decided to make it right by commenting on all of them. And then we decided to set a record by making those posts in something like 15 seconds."
In other news, the Talons missed the playoffs on the final weekend for the fourth straight season. In protest, the Talons front office decided to no longer vote for Talons in the award balloting. "It's a waste of good votes," a team source said. "If they keep missing the plyoffs, then we won't vote for them anymore. What a bunch of scrubs."
"I mean this team is an absolute heap of shit and deserves no award votes whatsoever."
Go Talons!
2047-0013: Talons Media Dept Replies to 6 TN Articles in 15 Seconds. Also Talons Miss Playoffs on Last Day of Reg Season
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Re: 2047-0013: Talons Media Dept Replies to 6 TN Articles in 15 Seconds. Also Talons Miss Playoffs on Last Day of Reg Se
The trouble with rattling off six pretty thin TN’s in double quick time is that people don’t get time to comment on each one. Three solid paragraphs of content and a decent time between each one gives you time and content to comment on.
I feel the same as you though Sean, not many of my articles draw much comment either, but that’s probably because my style of mainly stats only is a bit marmite, you either love it or hate it lol. Keep on doing what you’re doing though, I might not always find something to comment on, but I do enjoy reading your pieces on the “rare” occasions they’re published. Keep up your good work
I feel the same as you though Sean, not many of my articles draw much comment either, but that’s probably because my style of mainly stats only is a bit marmite, you either love it or hate it lol. Keep on doing what you’re doing though, I might not always find something to comment on, but I do enjoy reading your pieces on the “rare” occasions they’re published. Keep up your good work
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